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I am Jesus Christ! It's true! #108532
01/22/07 13:03 01/22/07 13:03

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Disclaimer: The Creationism vs. Evolution thread inspired me to open this new thread. It's not meant to be an offense against anyone.
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It is true people! I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ! Really!
God just forbid me to cause miracles or do anything that would clearly identify me beeing Jesus.
I don't think anyone can disprove that, so you will just have to believe it.
In fact, I am offering 10� to anyone who can disprove that I am really Jesus!

"Wer nicht mit der Zeit geht, muss mit der Zeit gehen" - Bernd Stromberg
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Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: inFusion] #108533 01/22/07 13:16 01/22/07 13:16
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,177 Netherlands PHeMoX Senior Expert
PHeMoX Senior Expert Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,177 Netherlands	Quote: It is true people! I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ! Guys, we need a straightjacket over here, we got another one! Besides, there's nothing to gain when we would believe in you, so I guess a lot of people will still vote for 'no you are not!' ... Cheers PHeMoX, Innervision Software (c) 1995-2008 For more info visit: Innervision Software

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: PHeMoX] #108534 01/22/07 13:21 01/22/07 13:21
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,939 planet.earth ello Senior Expert
ello Senior Expert Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,939 planet.earth	you aint jesus, you are the stone in the oven as your nick says. jesus wont take that nick

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: ello] #108535 01/22/07 15:05 01/22/07 15:05
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,875 broozar Expert
broozar Expert Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,875	the 10� belong to me. what are your mother's and father's name? homepage \| shameless advertising \| Linux supporter

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: broozar] #108536 01/22/07 15:25 01/22/07 15:25
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A.Russell Expert A Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,427 Japan	What day is your birthday? -Can we split it? Pachinko a Go Go! Super Excite!

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: A.Russell] #108537 01/22/07 18:42 01/22/07 18:42
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 718 Wisconsin Irish_Farmer User
Irish_Farmer User Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 718 Wisconsin	Quote: It's not meant to be an offense against anyone. Either it is meant to be offensive, or you have little to no tact. Quote: It is true people! I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ! Really! God just forbid me to cause miracles or do anything that would clearly identify me beeing Jesus. I don't think anyone can disprove that, so you will just have to believe it. In fact, I am offering 10� to anyone who can disprove that I am really Jesus! I can prove you're not Jesus in about two seconds, though I'm sure I won't be receiving any money. Here's how: Everyone who has died is still dead, and no judgement has taken place. I have a paypal account if you just want to wire me the money. "The task force finds that...the unborn child is a whole human being from the moment of fertilization, that all abortions terminate the life of a human being, and that the unborn child is a separate human patient under the care of modern medicine."

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: inFusion] #108538 01/22/07 19:26 01/22/07 19:26
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Rhuarc Expert Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 3,298 Beverly, Massachusetts	Quote: God just forbid me to cause miracles or do anything that would clearly identify me beeing Jesus. I'd think that calling out to the world that you're the Christ falls into that category. fork over the cash. -Rhuarc I no longer post on these forums, keep in touch with me via: Linkedin.com My MSDN blog

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: Rhuarc] #108539 01/22/07 22:02 01/22/07 22:02
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,815 Finland Inestical Rabbit Developer
Inestical Rabbit Developer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,815 Finland	Okay: You are not the Jesus. "In fact, I am offering 10� to anyone who can disprove that I am really Jesus!" Why in the heck would jesus offer 10 euros for one to disprove something you are. There's no sense, and there is no teaching, there is no judgement. Hand over the cash, waiting for PM. "Yesterday was once today's tomorrow."

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: Inestical] #108540 01/22/07 22:35 01/22/07 22:35
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MichaelGale Serious User M Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,230	You can't be Jesus, because I am god and I know my son. Your friendly mod is at your service.

Re: I am Jesus Christ! It's true! [Re: MichaelGale] #108541 01/22/07 23:09 01/22/07 23:09
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PHeMoX Senior Expert Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,177 Netherlands	I thought Nvidia was God for you? They are probably a 'lower kind of God' then, right? Cheers PHeMoX, Innervision Software (c) 1995-2008 For more info visit: Innervision Software

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