Thanks!
Now that I'm on a video card that actually supports shaders (yay!) I plan to start learning them.
But right now I'm still new to all this, I don't suppose you could post a full working snippet of this to get me started? That'd be awesome.
You say to put that in a pixel shader, and since that's the whole effect I'm looking for, I'm guessing that's basically all there is to it, however I don't know what the minimum code required for the rest of the shader would be.