Read: "I am a dumb script-kiddie who still lives with my folks at age 27. Send me the software you spent $800 for, I'll claim that I am an "uber-hacker" and post it all over the world. In return you'll get some cracked software that you could find on any P2P server (it might even be spyware free)."

If anybody falls for this they deserve the hell that our legal department will give them.