Yes- that was my last plan and here it is:
I fill forms in English onlineshop, play dumb and try to make payment with Visa Virtuon in euros. If it passes they will take 199E and if it doesn’t they will send note that there’s been an error and take no money- right ?

Yeah- how did you know?
Former SFRJ with my favorite president TITO (Socialisticka Federativna Republika Jugoslavia), than SRJ (Soicialisticka Republika Jugoslavia), than Serbia and Montenegro (Srbija & Crna Gora)and now Serbia (Srbija).
Yugoslavia(Serbia) was a great place in the ’80 but now it sucks! After the civil war (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia), war with Albanian terrorists and one with NATO it’s a bit ruined. Did I say a bit- I meant TOTALLY ruined. Now it has a kind of Kuba and Kastro felling to it. But not so egzotic. More like Collapsed-European-country-in-mud feeling.
It’s the same thing with all other former Yugoslavian republics (Slovenia Excluded). But I hope things will get better in all of them. We all certainly deserve it after so much war and blood spilled by 3 lunatics.