Hehe - I think as jcl most times tries to give concrete and factual answers he doesn't use much common language which you will find in most of the general postings...

As for the translators you will see Babel Fish used a lot. I haven't used many translators but Babel Fish always was ok though I think with every translator you'll have the sense mixed up in some ways. Just try to translate a posting of yours and back (maybe for several times) and you'll laugh what comes out of it...

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