I'd really like to make a 3D action-platformer about a cat who delivers sushi for a living but then everything goes all screwy and there is a huge scheme to destroy libraries and built food courts everywhere, and she'd have this friend who is a genetically modified sugar glider who is addicted to cotton candy, and they get marooned on this mystical mountain, and the player gets all upset and storms off the screen, only to be replaced by a Chechen stand-in character for the 4th act of the game in the Chicken Dimension.