Out of fun's sake, I would like to know, for myself:

How much time out of my days (total years) that I did spend with God, and out of that, how much with everything else.

When were the times I was more obedient and when I was not.

How much time I did spend on video games. On the computer. On the internet.

Under the above answers, how much of that took away from my time with God.

How many people I was actually able to bless, simply because I love blessing.

And last but not least: How much I actually gave to God, out of the percentage of my total lifelong income.

I know it doesn't belong in this subject, but I want to hear the jokes that Jesus pulled as well as the "incognito" part after he came back, I'd like to know how many people didn't know it was Jesus who was there with them (besides the men on the road that the bible mentions)