'else if' is crap. Never include it in 'your' scripting language. Later the omission might be used to bolster an insanity defense.

Thank you, ShoreVietnam. That fine example can be used as a testament to the absurd limitations of a deviant scripting language spawned in the abyss, the ingenuity of those poor souls that used it (and still do), the cruelty of the depraved entity which spawned it, and the bold-n-sure argumentative infection left in its wake.