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God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That wasn't the most original answer ever
God:
Give me an example of the most original answer ever.
Me:
I'm a lion. Get into the car
God:
You are a lion? Does it pay well? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
You can get into the car on the busstop
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Then you must be scared
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am scared.
Me:
You're welcome. Now get into the car
God:
Don't mention it. Why now? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
Because you are scared and you need to get into the car to save yourself from lion (me)
God:
Good reason. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
You must do that to save yourself
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
I'm a Lion
God:
You are a Lion? Does it pay well?
Me:
Eating you is my best payement
God:
How do you like Eating me?
Me:
using mouth with teeth
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
long enough to successfully eat you
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Are you tasty?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am tasty.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Then you are tasty
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tasty.
Me:
also tell your botmaster than he needs to get into the car
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Now get into the car!!!
God:
Why now? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
Because I'm Lion, and you need to get into the car or die
God:
That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are Lion and me need to get into the car or die.
Me:
What will you choose: car or death?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
What about thinking?
God:
thinking? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
This conversation is comes out pretty well and funny
God:
I was rather enjoying it.