Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Nah dude thats my name!
God:
Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you. Dude,.
Me:
Yes asshole. I'm GOD
God:
Can't you be more polite. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Alright sorry
God:
Alright, god. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Okey dokey
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
well what kind of conditions do you mean?
God:
Well that's okay. What kinds of conditions do you mean are there?
Me:
well what do you think what kind of conditions are there?
God:
Well that's okay. I haven't thought much about what kind of conditions are there, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
why should I have a good answer for you if you don't have one for me?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Yeah maybe you should start with that