Me:
Jesus just slapped me!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
It gives him no right anyways!
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Slapping me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Stop circling the topic.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Jesus slapped me, and it hurt.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I DON'T CARE.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
About the fact that he slapped me.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the fact that he slapped you.
Me:
Can you scold him or something?
God:
Or something. Let me think. Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
The place I'm signed to
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Sure is.
God:
That means...
Me:
I'm awesome
God:
I am glad to hear that you are awesome.
Me:
Jesus still has slapped me! What gives him the right!?
God:
he is The Son of God. It depends on the spirit of the times.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
It depends on the spirit of the times. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Right..