you could dress up like a kid and then go hitting them.
you know what i mean... tie the bottom part of your leg to the upper part, and walk on your knees...
buy a cute mickeymouse t-shirt and a funky cap...and after a good shave you are ready.
with your long arms u can beat the sheet out of the kids ...even the bigger ones.

and tomorrow you could rent a wheelchair and try to beat some of those lazy handicapped folks.