i tend to say this when i dont want her to greet me again :p

thing is women are strange creatures... this reminds me of an ancient joke, but i think its hilarious...

a man stumbles across the desert after a plane crash. he is the sole survivor but he realizes that he will die here.
all of a sudden, he stumbles over a magic lamp, and a genie comes out.
he asks him if he has a wish, and the man responds:
"i want a highway from here to my hometown and a fast car that takes me there with a minibar inside it!"
the genie replies:
"dude, thats so complicated, its almost impossible. cant i do something else for you?"
the mans answers:
"well... hnm.. well, IF im going to die here, at least, just for once, i want to understand women!"
and the genie says:
"so... about that highway... four or eigth way?"