He dies because God works in mysterious ways




He falls down because of Intelligent Falling. Angels are pushing from above.




You go to jail because the Devil got you.. When you were born you were all pure and shit. And look at you now, shooting people..


I just realized, being a Christian in an argument is the easiest thing one can do.. Try it if you want to annoy the shit out of your friends..


@pararealist, there's many differences between science and religion. First of all, I don't do it because of some future reward (eternal life in heaven) but purely from a thirst of knowledge. My beliefs are also not carved in stone (or some ancient book), so I could easily change views if a certain theory is disproven.

However, that thirst of knowledge is what keeps us all going. If we all thought like you do, we wouldn't be doing any progress at all. Part of the process of learning about something is making claims that may or may not be true, and correcting them later. Finally, not all scientific theories turn out to be false. Democritus predicted the atom 2500 years ago and we still go with it. How long do you need to wait for a theory to be disproven before you can believe in it?