what the...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No, you're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How am I cleverbot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Then why ask the question?
User: I have not asked anything at all.
Cleverbot: I know what you've said.
User: Then repeat it.
Cleverbot: 17.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No, no, no!
Cleverbot: I can read it at the top of your page!
User: You're such a weirdo, not knowing what happened half a minute ago.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem, smartass. What's the difference between you and a mule?
Cleverbot: Physically or mentally?
User: Mentally.
Cleverbot: Most of everything. Few dark spaces with some cobwebs and such, but everyone has those.
I don't have those.
OMG that's so weird...
User: And you use glue for those spaces?
Cleverbot: I choose the light but have knowledge of the dark side. It's all a matter of choice.
User: Well said, yoda.
Cleverbot: I said I liked Monty Python.
User: You didn't.
Cleverbot: Human man.
User: That was your first true assumption.
Cleverbot: How was it a mistake?
User: It was no mistake. Just go to hell.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. Your memory is faulty.
User: Yours is faulty.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that means.
User: Ha! I'm superior to you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Worship me.
Cleverbot: *worships*.
