youre so gonna bite your ass when you realize there is no heaven...

immortality sucks. living longer, now thats something id like to have, but being immortal sucks. is impossible anyway, when all your molecules are destroyed youre dead. if you have no brain, you are dead. that simple. thus, immortal always means not aging or dying of natural causes. getting sucked into a black hole created by chuck norris even kills chuck norris, but only because he wants to prove the point that a black hole created by chuck norris even kills chuck norris.