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So, can anyone think of a moral for the story?


Yes, but spawning a moral is much easier if ironic elements are interjected.
What are some of the bad things about sugar? (rots teeth, contains no nutritional value, obesity factor)
So, for example, merely change the setting of the weapon and location of the distributed coffee, with optional sugar, to the waiting room of a dentist's office. The "evil" dentist has a "strange" sense of humor, and has purposely offered free coffee and optional sugar in an attempt to test and punish victims that do not directly perceive the irony of their contradictory actions. Additionally, the contraption emerging from the coffee (is clearly not a cow but), resembles teeth and jaws and may be tagged "Joe's revenge of the sweet tooth", with Joe referring to both coffee-like substances and the name of the dentist.
A good show, nonetheless.
Note: Triple point score for
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It's about time a competition came along that you guys can really sink your teeth into.


which appears in the first post of the thread