I don't want to say that Apples review/iTunes Connect stuff is the best, but what you describe as bad parts could have been easily avoided by just reading the guidelines and informations.
Next time you hassle with the profiles, just launch Xcode instead of Unity, it is able to do the stuff automatically for you

Oh and no iPad version? Shame on you!
You are probably right.. I should clear a couple things.
1)The complications with the provisioning profiles and licenses was not huge. In fact everything went smoothly. The whole thing was just a pain and a hassle to do. For a company like Apple, which I have always found to be intuitive, I expected a cleaner set up.
2)We did read the guidelines. They stated that apps gathering donations should be free and should do so by launching safari, or with sms.
Since we were not taking any donations, or collecting nay from within the app I figured we were safe.
Ipad version, well I actually sold my iPad like 5 months ago because I never used it. Since I don't have the funds right now for another the iPad version will have to wait.
There will be an update to this app to make it a universal release so it works in full res on the iPad as well.