So you started coding with 5, alright, sounds plausible to me.
And it's of course absolutely natural to have A SECRETARY in the age of 15, because it's very hard to stay on top of things when being busy with dating a new girl a day, developing a few blockbuster games AND posting the results of your glory daywork in a forum just to prove your better than everyone.
God, you must have a hard childhood. Oh, wait - you've just started puberty, I forgot.

EDIT: Sry @ the mods for hijacking this thread, I guess most here can understand me though.