So listen up kid, it seems to me you can't get the pitch here. Stop stooping!! You've just registered here, and you've made a thread, what for?? To make everyone laugh at you?! As one clever person here said, stop talking shit and show something if you really have something to show, but if you don't, vanish from sight after all bullshit you've been trolling around! Disappear! That will show us that you have some pride, cause all you have been doing since you registered here is that you've been trying to mess up forum abasing yourself. Cause hey, look around, you've made yourself object of derision, if you really have something inside of your skull and really have some skills you'll think about the way you try to attract employees in your troll fake company.