Out of curiosity (I'm not participating since I already have A8 Pro and enough work to do, but I really like the look of this contest), what if the scripts are not included, but are instead read from a server using the http_ functions?

EDIT: A program that interprets and executes scripts could well be a contender for those qualities alone, as long as it's judged as such and not by the actual game(s) scripts demonstrating it.