Wait, wait, wait. Dude. I just noticed, it actually says "Expert", and not sexpert. What went wrong there? Man, it's all a ruse.



Also, yeah, people tell us all the time how happy they are now that they follow us on Twitter. They're like, "man, I'm so glad I follow you on Twitter"!
Did you know you can follow Sid, too?!
But you don't do that, do you? Because you ABANDON EVERYTHING

Perhaps this post will get me points for originality at least.

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