Let's talk about your signature. Why do you still have 3 liters left. Aren't you thirsty?

You could make milkshakes from that. Then, that would bring all the boys to the yard, or perhaps this forum. Then, we wouldn't be alone here anymore.

Perhaps this post will get me points for originality at least.

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