Grr... Zorro. Our true, evil, arch-nemesis.

What dark actions do the people represented by it plan?
What nefarious deeds will they do?
What horrific algorithms code?

It is a dark night, and it might just be a long one

Perhaps this post will get me points for originality at least.

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