I wish... The Steam sale would be much less devastating. Come to think of it, I should become a consultant.

@Ali: I can take a look at it, given that it was your birthday and everything. Under two conditions:
1) I'm allowed to publish findings here in the forum to hopefully help others as well (of course without publishing your source code)
2) I'm not a security auditor so whatever I say must be taken with a boatload of coarse Himalaya salt.