E3 Booth Babe = Hooker in Hot Pants
Game Mag Cover Girl = Confused Hooker (WTF is a video game) Paris Hilton at E3 discussing her game which she forgot the name of. Duh Barbie...
Game Box Cover Babe = Fulltime Hooker, part time model...


I rest my case.... of beer that is....

Being ten years old is so liberating....

Ken