Hey you, fuck you too

This was originally intended to be a reply to a forum post here, but halfway through writing it I realized that it's wasted time. Then I realized that I can waste my time in a much better way by just rambling here about how fucked up I think this is.

I'm talking about time, the time people spend here helping others. I don't mind that, it's the gist of a community to help each other and it's only normal to have problems that require help (for all I know, no one is born perfect). But what really pisses me off is the "I asked here, so you fucking owe me help, dickhead" mentality that some people here have. Yes, great, you spend five fucking minutes to write a question, and no one answered you within two hours. We all hate you and don't want to help you because we are evil.
FUCK YOU, if you think that way. Everyone here has a family, friends and school/job/other activity. We all have hobbies and every minute we spend here helping you (by first deciphering what you actually want and then writing a response), we can't get back. I don't mind helping you, in fact I try to help people quite a lot on Stack Overflow and other communities, like this one, but I can't fucking stand people who think someone owes them help because they found the "Create a new Thread" button.

Coincidence or not, but these people also tend to be the ones who write lousy questions, they leave way too much space open for stupid guessing games and if they are asked about what they actually want, you usually get a stupid answer a la "can't you read" or "just give me the code for this". Dude, we are not here to create your game. We aren't your fucking employees, you don't pay us, so just fuck off and leave us alone if that's all you want. Come back if you have an actual, specific problem you just can't solve. It's okay to ask a lot of questions, it's okay to ask them in a short period of time, but it's not okay to expect us to do your work.
And don't get pissed because no one wants to help you anymore after you insulted the whole community after someone told you that you are a huge dick. Just fuck off, you didn't contribute anything and simply put, you are worth nothing to this community.

Oh and one more thing, if I see one more post where someone asks basically the same thing they asked two days earlier because they don't get the concept of learning what they are actually doing (copy'n'paste, herp derp, why bother trying to understand what I'm pasting here, lol xD), I'll drown a fucking dolphin.



PS: Since you can't write a complete sentence, could you at least learn how to use code tags? And proper indentation, because quite honestly, I want to rip my eyeballs out if I have to read code without any kind of indentation or monospace font.

agree, I was also a bit angry because of a thread you also read and commented...

ich finde, das tut einfach mal gut, so etwas zu schreiben.
Scheißegal, warum und wieso. Das Wort ist eine gelungene emotionale Ausdrucksmöglichkeit!


FUCK

jeder, der diese Meinung auch so vertritt, der kann das einfach auch mal hier zum Ausdruck bringen. Danke, lieber Sid, für diesen supertollen Einfall!
Ich weiß, es geht um was ganz anderes, aber die Grundlage der Emotion ist gleich.

FUCK YOU SO FUCKING FUCK!
probiert es auch - egal, ob man sich scheiße oder gut fühlt, es tut gut.

ich arbeite zwar auch mit der Unity, aber so ein rantiges Forum, das gibt es KEIN FUCKIGES ZWEITES MAL!

Außerdem hat die Mehrheit hier vergessen, einfach mal so die Mods zu beleidigen.

Ich will das hier für jeden tun, der auch diesen Wunsch verspürt...


FUCK YOU MOD!!

I hate it too but I've learned to simply abandon the thread immediately and let my jimmies remain unrustled.

I find this fucking thread fucking offensive.

Can I just say that it's absolutely great to see how quick you guys still are when it comes to answering to such threads and helping out? It also warms my heart that even with such lousy questions, there's usually someone explaining where the problem with the question is.

I mean, I guess I can understand that a "Check out the tutorial!"-reply may not be what someone may be looking for (which doesn't make it a bad reply, of course). But yeah, getting aggressive after that is no option.


So... yeah. I see what you mean, JustSid. Also, I think you've made some amazing contributions in the past, and I don't think I've ever replied to any of those threads. Sorry! You're clearly very talented. All the best!


I'm probably not posting in the spirit of this rant-thread.

Hm... feel a little bit quiet and sad about the fact, that this crappy, willed behaviour of mine ends some years ago with a ban for minimum 3 days. What´s up, guys?.


Love is colder then death but gamestudio becomes colder then love.


(a whispered "whow" came just over my lips, a sad tear runs over my cheek just still impressed by my beautiful poetic power of words)

Love gamestudio to death...
[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haQFP_WikhQ[/video]

Forget past , it don't exists no more !
Only present and what you'll do matters

Everything dies...
[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMHQQvBs6o4&feature=related[/video]
Dead Again...
[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx2BCRpANI8&feature=related[/video]

Stop being so negative !
Perhaps you are going throught some bad time ... until sun comes again throught dark clouds !

ohh Type O Negative, how I loved this band, thanks!!! \,,/

Ich würde das so gerne einem gewissen User, der die englische Sprache anscheinend nicht versteht, oder verstehen will, ins Gesicht sagen, aber ich will nicht gebannt werden.
Aber ich denke, man kann leicht heraus interpretieren, wen ich meine.

Hehe...

fuck fuckidy fucking fucker fuck fuck fuck. but seriously. so many helpful people on these forums. i dont know who you've encountered to piss you off so much, but they can shove broken glass up there ass and drown in a sealed barrel of menstruation, which is then fired from a cannon into their grandmothers nursing home during tuesday night bingo. no butterscotch pudding tonite, gamgam. BAM!

i have so much love to give line up for awkward hugs.

The things are very simple in fact :
In the forums , lot of very young people, unprofessionnal, juts here to try some fun coding or have some dreams.
They don't know a lot about life, so they don't know that in lot of cases only hard work and dedication pays in real life


They imagine you will bring them up all they need , instead of working, searching for solutions themselves.

No need to worry about such people, just a very simple solution : IGNORE THEM after some hard dialog !

They don't understand in real life , all people is dependent from others. What you eat all days comes from efforts of lot of people. People around you is what will make your life, all you got (computer, house, car , any stuff etc ...) is not coming at you like that by magic.

How you behave with others, how others will behave with you !
Well i think they don't have maturity enought indeed.
So no need to spend time insulting them back !

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Perhaps beginners questions should be appart, caus this is people that are learning, don't understand all 3D stuff, don't know how to search caus they are too young.
Not grown enought.

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I remember using Blitz 3D , i serached tutorials etc ... evene made some collision editor for characters for a team.
It was only fun and pleasure, even problems were solved just by searching, trying !

This is the difference from one guy that is passionnated and happy with the engine, and the others always asking solutions , always behaving badly caus they are not enought in love with 3D or what they are doing !

The way people behave in the forums can be some mirror of their real life. With no respect for others for example.

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They are great members here , if you share same opinions and ideas, it's a real pleasure talking on the forums

So sad these angry people only loose the opportunity to exchange with great people here (if they know what is dialog ?)

sex is never as good as you imagine whilst masturbating.
that's a metaphor for gamestudio.
but also a true story.

Eh... for anyone not apart of this community that happens to stumble upon this thread.. the chains of "fuck"s paint an interesting picture for the community dont ya think?

Either way, I agree with the OP totally.

JustSid...
Dude... You frickin' nailed it man....
Frickin' awesome....
I will tell ya what really pisses me off....
We paid - ya know - decent money for 3dgs... Then what happens...
They spend all this time developing something else....
And like... This forum is Dying... Dam-it-all-to-hell...
(There are only 3 post under "Help Wanted". A couple a years ago it was packed!)
I really love working with Game Studio and with JCL...
But....
I mean like... What the FUCK....????

Anyways, JustSid... Awesome post man....
Thanks...

That post was just beautifull! Loved it! Reminds me alot of a spoiled little brat I saw in this forum. I opened the thread, read his imaptience, entitlement, impertinence, arrogance, and immediately closed the thread... Over the next few days I kept seeing similar threads by the same user... NOBODY wants to help someone like THAT!
Whenever I see that type of immature behaviour I just assume it must be a spoiled little brat expecting that the rest of the world will kneel at his feet and be eager to comply with all his entitlements like his parents do.
I have never understood people that ask for help with an "attitude" like that, i mean... dude... you are asking for help... be a little humble and respectifull if you expect anybody to do anything for you ffs!

Let me tell you guys a little story about... ummm... an un-related incident... yeah... TOTALY ficticious and un-related...

Once upon a time in a forum far far away... a spoiled little "entitled" brat joined! And the users celebrated and rejoiced in his presence, for they were waiting for their messiah, and he knew he was the most special and important little person on the entire fucking planet (or so he was told by his retarded parents). It was fore-told by the great oracle of the internet that he would create the matrix-universe in just 7 days (or threads), for he was the son of god (or at least his ego was fucking god-like). All he would need to create the universe in 7 days would be a little help, unfortunately the gods (his retarded parents) had never tought him to work hard (he was fucking lazy), so he decided to enslave the rest of the internet to do it for him.
Unfortunately the rest of the internet did not bow down to his commands, and this puzzled him because this had never happened to him before. What was wrong in the world? Did they not realize the importance of his mission? Had they not read what the scriptures predicted he would acomplish? But the users were foolish and expected a man of great power (and little knowledge) like himself to show respect, patience and humility. Had they gone mad? Expecting god himself to respect mere men? This provoked the wrath of the all-mighty internet god!

And thus begins the tale of the creation of the interweb-universe in 7 days, and how it resulted in the destruction of an interweb-god's ego in just 7 "threads".

Gather around infidels, for ye are about to hear a formidable story, a story about the treacerous and unworthy forum memebers, a story about the power of the matrix-god himself, and you will be given the chance to repent from your sinfull ways if you bow down to his mighty wrath, for thy intenet god is truly mercifull! This is your chance to convert to the true and only faith! The faith of the seven threads of creation!

In the first thread of creation god demanded models! Not any mere models, he added, but models with animations! Not any mere animations, he added, but complex animations! With many animations! He demanded all the animations in the kingdom!
But the people of the forum were foolish and said he could not expect so much for free. They dared to suggest if he wanted "models" he could hire professional "models" at any fashion-show, and they even dared to say if he wanted "animation" he could get a very good "animation" at the local strip-club! How dare they say he would have to hire models himself and pay the strippers if he expected them to animate him! But he forgave the foolish people of the forum, for they were mere men and could not understand his heavenly origin!

In the second thread of creation god demanded the power of bone animation. But the people hesitated for they feared the dark necromantic powers needed to animate the bones of the dead. But after performing a miracle, this time the people of the forum understood his godly origin and took him to the graveyard and bestowed upon him the power of bone animation!

In the third thread of creation god demanded models and animations yet again... And the forum ignored him for they had already given him the necromantic powers of bone animation. But the god was not pleased and demanded the powers of slide, jump, and roll! He explained these three heavenly powers in detail claiming we might have seen them in "the most advanced AI games". The forum merely ignored him instead of telling him to fuck off, for the forum was mercifull with him because god had exposed his ingorance!

In the fourth thread of creation god demanded the power of pathfinding, and the forum shivered, for they knew the quest to pathfinding is a dangerous one that even the most powerfull gods stumble upon. Mankind sent fourth their greatest champions, for mere men could not undertake this task. The gods of pathfinding tried to help our stupid protagonist, but they soon grew tired of his impertinence and impatience for they knew the power of pathfinding could only be obtained through the virtues of wisdom and patience.

In the fifth thread of creation god demanded the power of c_scan and the forum bestowed upon him the power of c_scan, for they were mercifull and had already forgiven him for his previous arrogance. The forum felt remorse, for they had kind hearts, but god rejected their offering and chose to ignore them, for he knew better than mere mortals (after all, he had holy wisdom and they did not, because he did know that slide, jump, and roll were the "most advanced AI" while the forum did not).

In the sixth thread of creation god demanded pathfinding yet again, and in case it was not clear this time, he demanded it another time before he could be answered, for god waits for nobody (even if it is past midnight)! Thus smiting the forum with his formidable powers called "double-post" and "pm-spam". But the use of this unholy magic of double-post and pm-spam was forbidden in the kingdoms of men, and men did not take lightly to this offence coupled with his impertinence. Even though men repented and gave god what he wanted as an offering, the wrath of god was unleashed upon the forum causing "The Great Flood of PM's", a great flood that inundated the whole matrix-multiverse. Only neo-noah, his wife trinity, his son morfeus, and a couple of each species were able to survive in a mighty vessel they called "ignore-list-ARK"...

In the seventh thread of creation humanity had recovered from the flood and re-built their kingdoms. But god returned to demand, yet again, the power of pathfinding in his seventh thread. Pathfinding was still too great of a task for mere men, so the forum sent their great gods of pathfinding to appease the wrath of the god. Our gods tried to help him obtain the occult powers of pathfinding, but they were not amused by him harrasing their people yet again with the powers of double-post and pm to flood the land once more. The great gods of pathfinding were not intimidated by his spam powers, for they saw past his trickery and realized he was a mere mortal that not only didnt posses their power of pathfinding but also didn't even posses the basic powers of local and global variables! They no longer tolerated his arrogance and childish behaviour for his mortality had been exposed. Now the tables had turned and he was nothing more than a mere man amongst the gods of pathfinding! The gods had no more patience for his petty threats and quickly combined their powers to smite him down and banish him from their kingdom, freeing their people from his unholy tyranny, and destroying his evil EGO forever!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a tale of fiction about gods and champions, any resemblence with real life people or mythology are nothing more than a coincidence. No names were used so I hope this is not filtered and treated only as mere humor. This does not intend to be directly offensive nor is it pointing fingers directly at anyone. It is just a good bit of fun that hopefully provokes a laugh or two with my clever (or dumb) sence of humor.
Have fun and be happy!
P.S.: Good bye and good riddance!