player comments

For our upcoming hardcore-splatter game (http://www.opserver.de/ubb7/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=271768#Post271768) we're looking for greate "player comments". We've some categories when the player give comments to the current scene:

* Player Kill enemy
* Player collect weapon
* Player Health is low

The samples must be short and in english.
Have you some ideas what the player can say in one of the given situations?

Player Kill enemy:
"You don´t have to wait for the Duke"
"Don´t worry about the Duke"

Player collect weapon:
"Now that´s what I call progress"

Player Health is low:
It would be nice to know how the player can restore his health.
Then some painkillers or drugs could went into the comments as well.

Currently we don't decided us for painkillers or medikits. Feel free to add any comment...

Player Kill enemy:
"Good Night"
"Go to Hell"

Player collect weapon:
"Damn, that's hot."

Player Health is low:
"Oh no...I dont want to go through hell twice" //Maybe a bit to long

* Player Kill enemy
POP goes the weasle.
What a mess!
Thats going to stain.

* Player collect weapon
Sweet!
Ready to rumble.
Party Time!

* Player Health is low
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Honey, grab me a Beer.
I need a holiday.

* Player Kill enemy
See ya in hell.
Son, pick up the trash!!

* Player collect weapon
Show time!!
Let's mambo!!

* Player Health is low
Damn. I need a beer.

* Player Kill enemy

meet your damn maker
there goes another

* Player collects weapon

let's rock 'n roll !!
hm... guns

* player Health is low

I'm felling weak
get me some painkiller
gimme asperine

Edit:
better dont et the player say that sentence all the time when he kills and enemy or collects something that would be really anyoing if you have to kill a lot of zombies.
better let him say the sentences if you are in a kind of rush or something like that

* Player Kill enemy

poor dummy

* Player collects weapon

Did you dop that with animation?
man thats not bad...

* player Health is low

In almost evry game the player loves to dope hisself and has for nothing fear...

* Player kills enemy
Another notch for my belt
Get a coffin

* Weapon pickup
This will be handy
Lookee what I found

* Player health low
I feel so weak
I hate pain
I need an ambulance

Thank you so far...

haha
BAM!
Yeah baby, yeah.
ouch.
fuck it.

How about:
* Player kills enemy
-Dang, nice rag doll physics!

* Weapon pickup
-Hm. Another view entity. Let's hope this one gets lit by dynamic lights.

* Player health low
-I have a bad feeling about this blinking panel over there...

:P

Kills enemy:
"Hey uh, YOU FUCK!"
"Yeahh, you're pretty dead there buddy!"
"I'm the goddamn juggernaut!"
"Bears, tigers... huuuumans? Do I look like I care what's the difference?"

Picks up weapon
"SHIT! The make 'em this big!?" (big gun)
"Piece? More like a whole goddamn pie" (big gun)
<mumble sounding like a complaint> (small gun)
"THIS, is for filling YOU, with LEAD!"
"DAMN talk about express delivery"

Low health:
"Gotta get me a doctor who don't ask questions"
"Yeahhh, playin' on the edge... I like that"
"Either YOU'RE missing every shot or I can't feel ma' leg! aww shit"
"Health? Health?! I don't need no goddamn health!"


(Some are a little long I guess but it'd be pretty neat to have a longer comment once in a while.)

I LOVE THESE.. lol, THIS WOULD MAKE THE GAME FUN AND FUNNY