"once the world’s most powerful particle accelerator and now slated to go dark forever in September or earlier, whenever Fermilab runs out of money to operate it."
"Damn, we need money, let's make something up for this statistical error to keep the money coming"
Haha, nice. Especially matching to "said Christopher Hill, a theorist at Fermilab who was
not part of the team. “If it is real, it would be the most significant discovery in physics in half a century.” ".