Team Wanted

Posted By: capanno

Team Wanted - 10/05/05 19:22

Hi,

I want to make a MMORPG. I need the following people:

1 executive producer
2 producers
1 lead level designer.
5 level designers.
2 story writers. (I dont have a story or idea yet)
1 lead artist
5 artists
2 concept artists
2 animators
1 lead programmer
5 programmers/scripters
1 website designer
1 marketing manager
1 chef
1 paramedic (for treating injuries while we do motion capturing)
10 voice actors.

I dont have money and everyone gets an equal share when its finished.

I also need $500 000 for a budget.

If interested PM me.

Posted By: Excessus

Re: Team Wanted - 10/05/05 19:42

Funny, but this joke is (c) 2005 by Damocles.

http://www.coniserver.net/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=567455&an=0&page=1#567455

Posted By: Ambassador

Re: Team Wanted - 10/05/05 19:50

*can I be the concept artist? pleaseee?* XD

Posted By: anarchie2199

Re: Team Wanted - 10/05/05 20:06

Antwort auf:

5 level designers.

O.k.
I'm the first, the second and the third of them. -> money * 3

MFG,
Punker.

Posted By: Ithicus

Re: Team Wanted - 10/05/05 20:48

This was funny the first time...

Posted By: FoxHound

Re: Team Wanted - 10/08/05 12:11

It lost some funny the second time but I felt it was better played this time.

Posted By: Ithicus

Re: Team Wanted - 10/08/05 21:59

I chuckled at the paramedic and chef parts...

McLaren

Posted By: capanno

Re: Team Wanted - 10/27/05 19:41

Sorry to Damocles, I did not know that someone already made this joke.

Posted By: Timotees

Re: Team Wanted - 11/23/05 16:08

I'd like to be a designer. Can I?

Posted By: Timotees

Re: Team Wanted - 11/23/05 16:09

LOL!!!!

Posted By: Bird

Re: Team Wanted - 11/23/05 17:37

very funny -.-

Posted By: darkjava

Re: Team Wanted - 11/27/05 13:13

can i be the voice actor

Posted By: ISG

Re: Team Wanted - 11/27/05 18:43

Let's go ahead and say that these types of jokes should be put in Morbius, and if your serious about a team like this please post here only under those circumstances. This is also known as off-topic posting which is against the forum rules...

EDIT** Hate to ruin the fun though, it's just not fair to people who really may be interested in starting an MMORPG...

Posted By: darkjava

Re: Team Wanted - 12/04/05 12:59

Quote:

Let's go ahead and say that these types of jokes should be put in Morbius, and if your serious about a team like this please post here only under those circumstances. This is also known as off-topic posting which is against the forum rules...

EDIT** to ruin the fun though, it's just not fair to people who really may be interested in starting an MMORPG...

he/she is telling the truth, you should not do that

Posted By: Towelie

Re: Team Wanted - 12/04/05 15:56

Actually, darkjava, it is a joke... a joke that has been repeated more than once.

Posted By: Bird

Re: Team Wanted - 12/04/05 16:18

a mod should close this thread..

Posted By: FoxHound

Re: Team Wanted - 12/04/05 16:22

"A stitch in time saves nine"

It means that an action at the right time can be worth as much as 10 actions later. Kinda like "an ounce of pervetion is worht a pound of cure"

Posted By: Towelie

Re: Team Wanted - 12/04/05 23:48

ITs from squidi.net, I've been told one too many times what it means XD lol.

Posted By: darkjava

Re: Team Wanted - 12/05/05 18:50

@Towelie
i know it is a joke that what i mean by thay should not do this i thought thay would colse the form by now

Posted By: Bilbo

Re: Team Wanted - 12/06/05 02:26

not really because its acctually kinda does give helpful advice if even the "experts" are saying mmorgps are a bad idea seen as theyre the people who know this engine the best

Posted By: indiGLOW

Re: Team Wanted - 12/06/05 14:45

I think this post is a bit of a pain, as it keeps popping up and I think moving it to some kind of off-topic thread would be a good idea, but....

...got to agree with Bilbo, in many ways it does serve a perpose as from my point of view, there are a lot of MMorpg developments and team suggestions and, and, and....but when push comes to shove, just the sheer number of assetts needed for a convincing MMorpg is something that only the most determined should attempt, and then, make sure you have a big team and a clear and consise plan....

Yet still we see many new posts, 'looking for team' that seem to have the same context as this thread, all be it without the pun.

In many ways every new/potential MMorpg developer should be forced to read this from top to bottom and then decide if they still want to make a MMorpg...even typing its sudanim is a handful