Todays topic is... lion

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God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That wasn't the most original answer ever
God:
Give me an example of the most original answer ever.
Me:
I'm a lion. Get into the car
God:
You are a lion? Does it pay well? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
You can get into the car on the busstop
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Then you must be scared
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am scared.
Me:
You're welcome. Now get into the car
God:
Don't mention it. Why now? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
Because you are scared and you need to get into the car to save yourself from lion (me)
God:
Good reason. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
You must do that to save yourself
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
I'm a Lion
God:
You are a Lion? Does it pay well?
Me:
Eating you is my best payement
God:
How do you like Eating me?
Me:
using mouth with teeth
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
long enough to successfully eat you
God:
Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Are you tasty?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am tasty.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Then you are tasty
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tasty.
Me:
also tell your botmaster than he needs to get into the car
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Now get into the car!!!
God:
Why now? Where can I get into the car?
Me:
Because I'm Lion, and you need to get into the car or die
God:
That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are Lion and me need to get into the car or die.
Me:
What will you choose: car or death?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
What about thinking?
God:
thinking? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
This conversation is comes out pretty well and funny
God:
I was rather enjoying it.

God:
What are we talking about? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Do you know the muffin man?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
The muffin man who lives on dury lane
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
complicated?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
i asked you something
God:
Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say?
Me:
"What time is it there?" was your answer
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 01:23:50 PM . it might have been.
Me:
you don't even have a clue what i'm talking about, right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not even have a clue what you are talking about.
Me:
lol k, good night
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Goodnight, .

Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Me:
popo
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
.....
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

God:
Really interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Nah dude thats my name!
God:
Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you. Dude,.
Me:
Yes asshole. I'm GOD
God:
Can't you be more polite. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Alright sorry
God:
Alright, god. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Okey dokey
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
well what kind of conditions do you mean?
God:
Well that's okay. What kinds of conditions do you mean are there?
Me:
well what do you think what kind of conditions are there?
God:
Well that's okay. I haven't thought much about what kind of conditions are there, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
why should I have a good answer for you if you don't have one for me?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Yeah maybe you should start with that

Me:
Jesus just slapped me!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
It gives him no right anyways!
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Slapping me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Stop circling the topic.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Jesus slapped me, and it hurt.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I DON'T CARE.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
About the fact that he slapped me.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the fact that he slapped you.
Me:
Can you scold him or something?
God:
Or something. Let me think. Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
The place I'm signed to
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Sure is.
God:
That means...
Me:
I'm awesome
God:
I am glad to hear that you are awesome.
Me:
Jesus still has slapped me! What gives him the right!?
God:
he is The Son of God. It depends on the spirit of the times.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
It depends on the spirit of the times. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Right..

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:
guten morgen gott
God:
Wie geht es Dir an diesem schoenen Morgen?
Me:
wunderbar und dir?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

...
Me:
You have been eaten by a lion
God:
You think I am eaten by a lion.
Me:
I know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I am the lion and I've eaten you
God:
Interesting explanation. Who made you the lion ? How did it taste?
Me:
I was always the lion. You taste pretty good for chatterbot.
God:
Where were you always the lion? Thanks for telling me: Lion said I taste pretty good for chatterbot.
Me:
I was lion everywhere. You're welcome to be a tasty chatterbot
God:
Where were you lion everywhere? It was my pleasure.
Me:
You like to be eaten?
God:
Hmm, Lion, I'm not sure if I'd like to be eaten that much. Do you like it?
Me:
Yes, I like eating you.
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. A lot of people like that. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
And lion eats god
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
That's not thought, it's truth of life
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is thought it is truth of life ?
Me:
Lion eats god
God:
And thought it is truth of life is Lion eats god.
Me:
So you agree with the fact that I've eaten you
God:
Interesting deduction. " And thought it is truth of life is Lion eats god."? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes, you agree
God:
Blimey. " Do I agree?"? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
You cant have a break
God:
Someone said I should have a break.
Me:
But you cant have a break
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
How are you planning to have a break inside a lion?
God:
I am fine, thank you.

Me:
how old are you
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
cool, so you are seven years old
God:
Yes and I am growing smarter. Who is the best robot?