The Go-Off-Topic Topic

Posted By: Redeemer

The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 15:17

Yes, I've taken this to every single forum I've ever visited. It's been either bashed, ignored, or fully embraced by the community. Which side are YOU on?

Behold... The go off topic!

I like kiwi.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 15:54

hell yeah, a sensefully senseless topic. FINALLY! (why didn't i make one?)


been sleeping way too long today. oh well.
Posted By: Damocles_

Spaceflights with Branson - 12/08/09 16:02

Cool new Tech, Spacefligts become "affortable"
with the new Spaceship-two system:

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/298268,branson-unveils-first-commercial-spaceship--summary.html

not really an orbital spaceflight, but its touching the
regons of space already.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 16:05

Yeah! I love pointless babble! grin

So... oh well. I'm seriously bored, and the website is nearly done.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 16:07

you know what they say: the bridge bridges the gap only if the gap hasnt already been bridged by a bridge or a similar device... and chicken!
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 20:33

Glyptodont.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/08/09 23:47

I hate school...time wasting crap >:(
good music makes it more bearable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rGwPk9vIo&feature=PlayList&p=AC5F4694C955E22B&index=0 wink
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 00:05

>>301122
>go off topic!
>>301138
>senseless topic

>off
>senseless


Reminds me of somewhere else.
Posted By: TheThinker

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 01:45

Would there be any water in the world, then no man could learn to swim and they would all drown.

_________________________________________________

Do you know the new google translating machine, which translates your sentence in realtime. Also the translation technique has been improved.

"Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.

Ein kleiner Schritt für mich, ein großer für google.

Wenn ich mich fünf mal um einen galaktischen String drehe und mir dabei auf dem Kopf stehend die Nase zuhalte, dann kribbelt mein großer Zeh."

--->

"Fischers Fritz fishes fresh fish. Fischers Fritz fishes fresh fish.
Red cabbage remains red cabbage and wedding gown wedding gown remains.

One small step for me, a great one for google.

If I do five times a galactic string and turn me upside down while hold their nose, it tickles my big toe."

________________________________

Hm, but it can't deal with more complicated german grammer structures....
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 01:56

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
>>301122
>go off topic!
>>301138
>senseless topic

>off
>senseless


Reminds me of somewhere else.


idk, i dont see pedobear anywhere.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 04:18

lol, I should've remembered this sooner. grin

Fish bubbles babble my bubble boat by blipping beyond beaches.
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 04:22


Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 04:24

sneaky...
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 04:37

lol, love the bear.

Have any of you guys ever tried making "Engrish" with the Google Translator?

Essentially, you write a grammatically sound sentence (or two) in English. Run the translated sentence through the translator again, and then run the sentence you get back, etc. etc.

When you've done this a few times, translate your sentence BACK into English. What you get is complete nonsense grin

For example:

"Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to save him.

But father, what if something happens to you?

Enough! My ship leaves in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROCK!"

And now:

"Onkled Duke is attacked by evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to save it.

But Father, if there is something for you?

Enough! My ship leaves in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?

Oh boy! I'm so hungry I could eat a Octorocker!"
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 04:56

wow, I went through a bunch of translations and got
I like to design video games.
to
I can describe the competition of television.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 13:23

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
>>301122
>go off topic!
>>301138
>senseless topic

>off
>senseless


Reminds me of somewhere else.


newfags don't know how to greentext. (you aren't talking about THAT "somewhere else", do you? */sarcasm*)
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 14:05

Guess how many rabbits I saw today?















































None. cry
Posted By: PHeMoX

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 14:30

Originally Posted By: Joozey
Glyptodont.


Glyptodontidae looks even better. wink


Also, French fries at McDonalds taste good because their ad posters in bus stops and elsewhere smell like tasty cookies and milk. Just so you know.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/09/09 23:28

Last person to post here wins. cool
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 00:37

your mum wins-.-
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 01:51

your now blinking manual.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 03:14

i think my penis is broken. seriously it hurts like hell. i ran into a chair where phips (100 kg guy) was sitting on. damn...
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 07:04

Ahhhh... I like Winter-Sleeping grin
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 07:35

Originally Posted By: achaziel
your now blinking manual.


you are now breathing manually.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 10:54

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
i think my penis is broken. seriously it hurts like hell. i ran into a chair where phips (100 kg guy) was sitting on. damn...


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 12:48

lol, my girlfriend cheated on me, and now I found out is planning on dumping me in a week so i just went off on her.... twas hilarious. grin
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 12:51

Beagles have really short legs.
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 16:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gGopKNPqVk
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 16:51

Mah new wireless-tablet:

Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 17:01

i just won...
epically if i may add...
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/10/09 18:12

The forum tags are extremely... poor.

Certainly, JCL is too busy (or lazy?) to update the forum tags. That's... diabolical.

EDIT: My sister's drawing PWNED by my baby brother grin :

Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/11/09 08:32

owned.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/11/09 16:45

met this girl. custom made for me - looks wise. and has a huge crack in her nut aswell, which i like. can sing. found myself a new singer aswell. life is good...
Posted By: penut

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/11/09 19:57

I love my drums
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/12/09 17:33

Ackbot is a pussy.
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/12/09 17:45

Turing-Machines rule
Posted By: PHeMoX

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/12/09 20:15

Earth's core is extremely radioactive. It's what makes the clock tick so to speak (the heat of nuclear reactions and radioactive decay causes convection currents, ultimately making life possible).

This proves how nuclear energy is by far the best solution nature found to it's "energy problem". tongue

Another one of those lesson's from Nature if you ask me..
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/12/09 22:40

I am seriously bored tongue

Originally Posted By: Scars on Broadway - Serious
Because You're Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You're Too Serious For Me

Link, because Tag doesen't work frown
Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/13/09 01:14

I'm rly rly board!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9VKSqjtLe8
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/13/09 16:34

didldidildidldildididididldidldildoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
manowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar....
manowar manowar living on the road..
dududumdudum manowar...
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/13/09 18:12

blargh.
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/13/09 23:54

The red spy is in the base!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 11:52

:3
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 19:59

quagmire... gigidi gigidi gigidi
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 20:14

Nlelith is a prophet,
From the prophet came the king,
From the King came the pauper,
From the pauper came the swing,
From the swing came creation,
From creation came love,
You don’t know what this love is all about.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 20:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7yyJLQHVk&feature=player_embedded#
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 20:58


Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 21:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib1cjwn7b...laynext_from=PL
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 21:36



yeah i know them for a while now...
but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 21:54

Originally Posted By: Joozey


All your base are belong to us!
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 22:21

lol: http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 22:25

Quote:
All your base are belong to us!

We had it coming. X)
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 22:33

Originally Posted By: sPlKe


I know them, really special wink style.
Eventually nothing I could hear several houres, contrary to the original xP
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 22:39

Originally Posted By: Firoball


for great justice!
Posted By: pararealist

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 23:13

News Report:
And today we report the demise of the Gamestudio forum, which has been a long standing game maker forum of high repute. Sadly it has now degenerated to, well there is not yet a name for the depths that it has sunk to..... wink

Reporter runs off to participate in the forum.
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/09 23:24

Originally Posted By: achaziel


for great justice!


What you say?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 02:18

Quote:

What you say?

Somebody set up us the bomb!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 11:57

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
Quote:

What you say?

Somebody set up us the bomb!


we get signal.
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 12:25

wat is deze? ik snap er niks van, waarom gaan al die mensen off-topic... ow, mag ik wel in het Nederlands posten, ach, het is een vorm van off-topic gaan tongue
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 16:05

The go-off-topic topic is a humor thread I started that pokes fun at the forum rule that requires users "stay on topic". How can one stay on topic if the topic of the topic is to go off topic? grin

I once took a large bite into a fresh lime. My face felt like it was going to implode.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 16:59

Originally Posted By: Helghast
wat is deze? ik snap er niks van, waarom gaan al die mensen off-topic... ow, mag ik wel in het Nederlands posten, ach, het is een vorm van off-topic gaan tongue

lol, Dutch often sounds like a hardcore version of a German slang: "Was ist das? Ich raff hier nichts von, warum gehen all die Menschen off-topic...oh, sollte es wohl nicht in Niederländisch posten, ach, das ist eine Form von off-topic gehen :P"
English: "What´s that? I don´t get it, why are all these people going off-topic...oh, shouldn´t post it in Dutch, ach, that´s some kind of going off-topic :P"
Am I right with my translation?^^
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 17:55

does he look like a bitch?
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/15/09 18:18

certainly.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/16/09 09:01

i like them titties...

edit: edit edit edit?
boobs... how are boob sgoing to help?
how are boobs NOT going to help?
Posted By: PHeMoX

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/17/09 15:39

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Am I right with my translation?^^


Close enough to be able to make sense out of it, so yeah. xD


Where are my freaking cookies??!!
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/17/09 16:17

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
i like them titties...

edit: edit edit edit?
boobs... how are boob sgoing to help?
how are boobs NOT going to help?


Zack and Miri make a porn quote:

Show me them tittieessss!!

hahahahaa grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/19/09 03:07

Hmm, I seem to be winning...

Smiley change:
grin laugh wink tongue frown cry mad
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/19/09 03:45

There are now sailors with white shirt and white pants and blue colar. then there are sailors with blue pants white shrit and red colar, white pants and black shirt and red colar and sailors with blue pants black shirt and red colar.

but there are no sailors with white pants, white shirt and white colar...
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/19/09 18:04

Quote:
but there are no sailors with white pants, white shirt and white colar...


cause that'd be racist.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 03:53

This topic had better not die.

It's been 2 minutes in the making. grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 03:53

Double post.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 03:54

Double double post.

Double double double... Ok, I'll stop now.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 07:32

i will go into the mall now. gotta eat some "fleischkassemml" and buy some milk. and sweets... lots of sweets...
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 07:34

drinking some sailor jerry's spiced rum, then getting laid. gotta love it.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 10:31

Originally Posted By: lostclimate
drinking some sailor jerry's spiced rum, then getting laid. gotta love it.


once again...



btt: i'm bored.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 10:32

also, double post. weehuu
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 17:31

lolz.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 17:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBJkGwfZvrU
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 18:06

Sometimes, I just want to say "Shut up, thank you." to someone.


....Someone who says "Just go and try, even if it was impossible!!!11" (duh tongue ), and says "Use firefox!!!!111".
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 18:16

this place is no proper place to write my thoughts about someone.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 18:20

1 |_1|<3 1337 5p34|< !!111!1oneoneoneeleven

(5:5 5|_||<5 !!!


\/\/ |-| /-\ "|" ????

4(|</\/3X 2|_|135


muhaha - can you read this?
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 18:57

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
this place is no proper place to write my thoughts about someone.
It is. Maybe because this topic is just for... everything tongue

And I'm also interested about your thoughts about someone tongue

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
1 |_1|<3 1337 5p34|< !!111!1oneoneoneeleven

(5:5 5|_||<5 !!!


\/\/ |-| /-\ "|" ????

4(|</\/3X 2|_|135


muhaha - can you read this?
Nope, can you? tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 19:23

sure, i wrote this my self grin

okay:
i like leet speak !!!!!!!!!

cs:s sucks

what?

acknex rules
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/21/09 21:34

I got 2 of them, but you have a very different 1337 5|*33|< than im used too.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 02:57

Trouble with 1337 5|*33|< is that everybody has their own version.

Microsoft Sam sings about Windows XP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 06:32

This thread should be stickty grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 06:38

Look at my Horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick

*mmm* it tastes just like raisins

Have a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane
Then it turns back again and you tug on it's winkie

Oooohh, that's dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made

Sweet Lemonade, *Mmm* Sweet lemonade
Sweet Lemonade, Yeah sweet lemonade

- "Awesomespart" -

Get on my horse, I take you around the universe and all the other places too

I think you find that the universe pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 15:08


Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 15:55

Yeah, what's with Domo?
Yep, Domo is on-topic tongue
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 15:56

Being ontopic.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 15:59


...And I'm on-topic, too tongue
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 16:35

BLU!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 16:56


No EEnE, no CN.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 19:53

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/22/09 19:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3dj3TJ1r9A
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/23/09 21:10

don't you 404 on me, goddamnit!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/24/09 03:49

Anybody notice this thread has reached almost 100 posts?

Wait... It's 8.. Thousand.. Over nine.. OVER NINE THOUSSSAAAAANNNDD!!!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/24/09 03:56




I believe words are unnecessary here.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/24/09 09:57


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/25/09 04:27

My favorite pics are the ones where people are Weegee-ized.

Too bad Google isn't turning up anything right now. frown
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/27/09 21:43

I win.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/27/09 22:16

the real mario(!):

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 04:52

Wow.

That. Is freaky.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 12:39

your mom.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 14:39

I just got a new credit card with 500$ balance grin.
And, my NOD32 license is gonna expire in 5 days. Gotta download MS Security Essentials. BTW, did someone tried it?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 14:52

for the straight men and gay girls:


for the straight girls and gay men:


for those who love hot chicks:


for me:


for lu:

Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 16:23

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
for the straight men and gay girls:


I came.


EDIT: so did my gf. (and she was disgusted by me posting this so I thought i'd put a disclaimer that I was kidding and there was really no coming involved)
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 17:13

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
for lu:


why, thank you. and yes... i've got somethin for spike too. consider this a late christmas present buddy.


Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 18:48

You actually want to tell me two female homosapiens rubbing their soggy taste muscle full of enzymes together turns you on?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 18:51

you actually want to tell me it doesnt?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 19:15

best. thread. ever.
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/28/09 20:33

correction... EVAR!

and yes girls on girls is great. If you want to have a great time get a bi gf.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 05:24

Originally Posted By: lostclimate
correction... EVAR!

and yes girls on girls is great. If you want to have a great time get a bi gf.


seconded. or one that allows you to go the extra route...
and a video camera...
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 09:49

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 10:25

something different:


this is a ral street btw... NOT A FAKE

i lvoe the dead end part tongue
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 10:30


Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 15:28

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 15:48

Haha, nice tongue
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/29/09 18:54

love that movie
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/30/09 12:17

guess what
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/30/09 18:42

why?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/30/09 18:53

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
guess what


facepalm??
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/31/09 10:47

no, your mom. of death.
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/31/09 12:30


Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/31/09 18:40

wow, this topic got much farther than i thought it would.
Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/10 01:05

Happy New Years to everyone
a new year brings new games and im looking forward to them!!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/10 03:09

And the winner of our random-person-in-the-spot-light-o-thon is DevoN! Come on out and do something spectacular!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/10 09:26

Man, i havent been in a group since i was with the four peters...

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Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/10 11:31

"Good lord, stay away! Ed just do something!!!"
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/03/10 19:15


Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/03/10 20:10

THAT ROCKS!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/06/10 22:29






Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/07/10 01:37

why do women have breasts?
because remembering faces is hard...
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/07/10 01:48

and to insure that men pay attention to her when she's talking...
(note: "paying attention" as opposed to "listening")
This way men agree to things they would normally reject.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/07/10 20:13


Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/07/10 20:18

holy moly. it's about time to empty that bin.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/11/10 22:08

oh come on guys, don't let this thread die. it has potential.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/11/10 22:32

to become what?! one of the big ones? and than what?-he will emigrate to Hollywood and everything we worked so hard for was for nothing! NOTHING!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 22:13

Eh?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 22:29

tongue mad eek cool frown smile blush crazy laugh shocked smirk confused grin wink cry sick sleep tired tongue mad eek cool frown smile blush crazy laugh shocked smirk confused grin wink cry sick sleep tired
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 22:59

Eh?

EDIT: Woohoo! This topic has made it to 15 pages!
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 23:36

one more page and the thread is gone.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 23:37

does someone like fishsticks?
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 23:38

Great, now I'm hungry.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/10 23:38

This topic's only 2 pages for me, since I've changed my preferences. Pages are annoying. If I wanted pages I would read books. But I don't. That's not to say I haven't. I have read books. We used to have 26-odd Star Wars books, and I read through all of those. And I mean novels, not colouring books. That's not to say I have something against colouring books. People place too little weight on the importance of colour. Or sometimes they just misunderstand the use of colour. I remember someone posted a behind-the-scenes video from Killzone 2 of their nuclear explosion, and the soldier is like "And always, always colour-correct your scene", to which I responded with a little lol. While the whole "I'm almost monotone" look suited Killzone 2 to a degree, too many games suffer from going for this look. The closest thing to colour correction that can be used as a general rule is Tone-mapping, and even then it's not always necessary since so many styles still don't need HDR. Colour-correction has its place for certain other effects as well (such as making a distinction between flash-backs and dreams and the real world, as well as some more specific uses if the goal is to emphasize certain colours in certain areas), but generally if you want your scene more yellow, use yellower light. If you want it more contrasted, reduce the ambient. But colour correct the whole scene? Going between a colour-corrected yellow tint to a blue tint is a fade, whereas going from a yellow-lit area to a blue-lit area with no colour correction allows you to see them side-by-side and appreciate (and even enjoy) the contrast between the two. Of course, it could easily be said that the emphasis on colour correction always was not actually such an emphasis, but add to his "I'm an angry over-the-top marine" character. As generic as that character is, at least it was solid, though. On the other hand, how many games have we played where the voice actors are terrible? I mean, they don't have to be great. My brother was playing Red Steel today -- don't frown on us, we just got a Wii and Red Steel was a bargain $10, so we had to at least give it a try -- and you can tell that the voice-actor's vision for his character was different to the script-writer's. Which was also different to the animator's. The character hardly moved, sounded like a tired recital, but the script clearly indicated someone with an animated sense of humour, friendly enough to make you feel comfortable around him straight away. If it's too much effort to have him audibly match the expectations of the script writer, don't! Let our imagination fill it in! That is: just have us read the text, like in many Nintendo games. The voice acting may be lacking, but the words alone fill out the character!

Jibb
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 00:00

Eh?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 02:15

does someone like putting fishsdicks in his mouth?

@Jipp: agree wink
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 12:59

EPIC FAIL!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 14:38

My head just spontaneously combusted.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 20:46

@Hummel: You're very agreeable laugh

Jibb
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 22:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/10 22:37

goatse

just because...
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/18/10 11:27


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/19/10 23:01

Avatar wars!

ROUND 1:

VS.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/10 02:04

which reminds me that i wanted to change mine looooong ago.

maybe tomorrow. too lazy today.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/10 04:14

At risk of staying on-topic, here's one vote for Achaziel's, since his actually looks somewhat like him and is fairly unique in that respect.

Jibb
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/10 12:17

@Redeemer:
You have some awesome ideas tongue
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/10 17:36

indeed. somehow i'd like to see an avatar wars-thread, but i have no idea how this is supposed to work. weekly polls?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/10 18:29

Quote:
somehow i'd like to see an avatar wars-thread, but i have no idea how this is supposed to work. weekly polls?

Done and done. Go here for the first of the weekly Avatar Wars polls.

Quote:
@Redeemer:
You have some awesome ideas

Thanks tongue

EDIT: I win. wink

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 04:06

Is there a world record for longest running forum thread? *hint*
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 05:25

'twould never make it. look at threads like the lived project post by sebrecrea (sp)
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 05:36

we could post some of our failed/ugly projects here to extend the thread wink
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 06:12

http://www.opserver.de/ubb7/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Main=13699&Number=117013#Post117013

hell yeah.... this was one i still wish i had finished. I got really far on it and my hdd crashed. At one point I did have another working prototype (not nearly as far as the first) that had dynamic internet based advertisement textures ingame for a advertisement supported game. never finished that and would like to try again sometime, but with my morpg i cant.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 10:40

i just figured i never posted a project topic on this forum. good for me since %99 of my projects never got farther than buggy prototypes
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 12:11

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
i just figured i never posted a project topic on this forum. good for me since %99 of my projects never got farther than buggy prototypes


same here -.-
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/26/10 15:12

lc!! Finish that project! I remember that one, and I always thought it was gonna turn out pretty cool laugh

Jibb
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/28/10 15:39

Guess what! This is my 266th post!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/28/10 15:39

Guess what! This is my 267th post!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 15:59

once I found out how difficult it is to develop a good cartoon style with realtime lighting: http://hummel.slindev.com/bilder/GS_look01.png
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 16:47

Guess what? This is my 2463th post tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 16:50

@Hummel - looks neat grin
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 16:57

but you really dont want to know how much time it took me ^.^
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 16:59

you are right grin
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/29/10 21:56

he, a bit more interest for my work plz! xP
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/31/10 15:32

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Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/31/10 16:14

now THAT is an awesome band-shirt!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/31/10 18:22


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/01/10 16:36

Let's play the vending machine game.

I insert a dead fish.
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/01/10 17:12

Yellow pretzels taste diffent to orange ones...

[edit] I hate modelling. My knees are too knobelley....
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/01/10 18:08

MEEEEEET!!!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/03/10 22:35

i is soooooo bored :[
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 13:24

me too.... me too.

disregard that, i like turtles.
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 15:46

I wish I had some more feedback to my Double Dragon Game... frown

I do have monster energy however grin!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

This
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

thread
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

will
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

make
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

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Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

to
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:31

20
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 16:32

PAGES!
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 18:03

It's only 7 for me grin
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 18:04

Hay the green smiley is back!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 18:10

the green smile is there for a while grin

bw: 20 pages
Posted By: Joozey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 18:45

NO! 10!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 18:49

20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!

if i say: "20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!"

i mean: "20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!20!"

:D:D:D
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/10 19:51

2 pages.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 10:00

Originally Posted By: Helghast
I wish I had some more feedback to my Double Dragon Game... frown
Nice game. There tongue grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 16:45

For those of us with the default forum settings, this thread is 20 pages long.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:18

10 pages for me grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:21

11 now. Muahahahaha!!! grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dfAlkqhcQ

Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:29

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Do you see the fail?

Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dfAlkqhcQ
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This.... is what you need.

Joozey, Rei and Redeemer are lying. The page is 11 now!!! grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 18:34

If a fly has no wings would you call it? a walk? grin

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? grin

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? --Tom Robbins grin

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? grin

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? --Steven Wright grin

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? grin

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? grin

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? grin

If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air? --Steven Wright grin

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb? grin

If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? grin

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? grin

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? grin

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? grin

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? --Harry Shearer grin

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? grin

Do clowns wear really big socks? grin

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? grin

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? grin

Do fish get thirsty? grin

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? grin

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? grin

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? grin

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Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 19:03


Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 19:08

Nightwish - FISHMASTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEa8gnd0bIk
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/10 19:57

3 pages
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/06/10 05:52

Well, the important thing is that we're making posts to this senseless topic.

Hey, check this out:

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Click to reveal..

Just what did you expect to find?










Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/06/10 10:09

Quote:
Just what did you expect to find?
I expected to find something tongue
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/06/10 10:40

If a fly has no wings would you call it? a walk? grin
yes

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
your mum

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
3 and a half time

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
yes because the walkman iis running with the man AND he walks thus the sound is faster from the walkman then the speed of yound and thus you can listen to your riddculous anime openin gosngs until your ears bleed

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
of course not. where woudl be the irony?

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?
because then your ass would talk shit man...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? grin
two thousands words and one helluva transport to your room. imagine, them words not shutting up

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? grin
no its a chess piece

If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air?
only if you pick up the 52

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb? grin
no its a professional verb. like your mom is a pro****

If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? grin
only if no-one is around

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? grin
neither, he is cold

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? grin
your moms p***y

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? grin
because god would kill you with a terrorist... a white terrorist... without a beard... and a bible in his hand...

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
no, just fail

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? grin
the OJ lawsuit

Do clowns wear really big socks? grin
only if they wear small shoes

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? grin
of course not. you dont give discounts to an already used woman either

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? grin
no they are like cats.. they have 7zips

Do fish get thirsty? grin
only for coke... in cans... liek it should be...

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? grin
no they hum because singing when shitting on your car is hard

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? grin
yes. and after their meal they go for a drink into a crowbar

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? grin
only if the infancy comes with a bottle of poo

ps.: im not sure if its your mum, could be his aswell *points down*
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/06/10 18:42








THE BEST: !!!



Oh and:

Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/10 20:20

This is my 50th post therefor I am now a junior member!
laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/08/10 14:44


Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 17:56

lets always change a word on this sentence :

Your girlfriend stole your bike.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 18:35

Your girlfriend stole your beer.
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 19:47

your midget stole your beer.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 20:24

oh... You are so "anti-4chan" ... (i hope you know what i expected wink )

grin

your midget drank your beer.
Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 21:00

His midget drank your beer.
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 23:14

Undead midget drank your beer.

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/09/10 23:38

Undead midget inhaled your beer.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 07:31

Undead midget evaporated your beer.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 09:47

Undead midget evaporated your mum.

(still not what i expected, i think i should start this topic on /b/)

@EvilSOB Don't be a c-c-combo breaker tongue
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 12:55

@rei some words you might want to see are considered racist, therefore no one will post them here wink

undead midget killed your mum.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 14:11

Undead midget killed your ass. tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 14:57

Could it be pervert time^^

Undead midget fu**** your ass tongue

else

Undead midget eats your ass
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 17:52

Undead cannibals eat your ass
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 19:48

Undead cannibals eat your fingers
Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 19:52

undead cannibals collect your fingers
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 19:57

happy cannibals collect your fingers
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:03

happy cannibals suck your fingers
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:16

happy cannibals suck your hotdogs grin
Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:17

happy hookers suck you hotdogs
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:21

Happy cannibals suck your crap.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:21

happy hookers suck your lazerz (:P)
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:29

Happy hookers raped your lasers.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:31

happy hookers raped their lazerz
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:41

Watch this: http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=44956
Or get ready to meet your doom.
Posted By: msmith2468

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 20:41

happy hookers love their lazerz
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 21:43

happy hookers love their coke
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/10/10 22:15

And I'm doin your mum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/11/10 00:33

this guy rocks
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/10 14:54

just because.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/10 15:19

Blah.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/10 19:24

Up the shut fuck, you must!

you make me facepalm...

O RLY? -> ya rly tongue
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/10 19:39

new eluveitie album online until 19. Feb: http://www.myspace.com/eluveitie \m/ grin \m/
Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/19/10 21:53

*BUMP!!!!!!!11111
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/20/10 18:03

Why is it so hard to read (and follow) posting guidelines when offering a job, or asking for one?

Why is it so hard to spellchek your writing before posting?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/20/10 19:04

Why couldn't I have an ISP that gives me unlimited speed with no download limit for free? Why!?

Quote:
Why is it so hard to spellchek your writing before posting?
lol laugh

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/20/10 19:31

Originally Posted By: JulzMighty


Quote:
Why is it so hard to spellchek your writing before posting?
lol laugh

lol xD
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/20/10 20:39

Why is it so hard to use the edit function instead of double posting (where each posting consists of one sentence)?

edit:
And why does someone have to respond to everything with one-sentence postings?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/10 03:23

because
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/10 12:35

Because we like that. tongue
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/10 18:50

meh.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/10 03:10

the day-night cycle is definitely too short -.- ....nevertheless, just about two hours left until school frown ...hate school..
Posted By: Joquan

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/10 03:23

I agree with you, but the only thing that I like about it, is that next year I am taking a high school game designing course which will help me for sure.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/10 04:32

nice laugh
btw: some time ago we had exchange students from Pennsylvania here wink
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 00:04

I just put a two-inch scratch in my flat screen monitor. Now I'm angry at myself. X(
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 00:09

You should scratch your signature into it and sell it for 10x more than you paid for it!

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 12:22

How did you manage that? oO°!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 12:36

Aye aye captain!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 15:16

Quote:
How did you manage that? oO°!

Erm, was playing with knife. Got careless. blush

Actually though if I'm not looking at a white background it's hardly noticeable, so it's not too bad.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/10 16:03

Who did you try to knife?^^
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/10 15:06

Very nice and clean code:

lolcode.com
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/10 18:07

just had a near death experience. i stood near death and we had a talk. i experienced he has yellow teeth...
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/04/10 14:05

how is babby formed
how is babby formed

how girl get pregnant
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/04/10 16:39

penis.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/05/10 18:11

You know what's the alternative way of being drunk?

Play with your little brothers/sisters (multiplayer) and laugh at them while they fail! grin

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
Very nice and clean code:

lolcode.com
Haha, I posted that in Twitter/Facebook long time ago tongue
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/05/10 18:38

bump
Posted By: zeusk

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/05/10 19:36

say Myke hawk aloud
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/05/10 20:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1aZu1HpmM
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 15:03

who's awesome? i'm awesome.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 15:48

4 8 15 16 23 42
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 16:45

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?l=4.815&g=162.342
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 16:54

haha, hummel you are wrong tongue

(i mean, sPIKe didn't mean that^^)
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 17:03

he did
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 17:05

no...

look for that numbers + lost wink
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 17:23

Think about it Rei -- doesn't that look like about where they would've crashed? Flight between Australia and the US?

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 17:56

indeeeeeeeeed
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 18:44

damn -.- ^^
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 18:53

YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 19:11

...but why? frown
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 19:11

I frequent funnyjunk.com too often. I lose the game there on a regular enough basis that it's meaningless now.

A shame, really.

Jibb
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/20/10 21:29


Posted By: Puppeteer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/21/10 11:46

http://www.geekologie.com/
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/22/10 12:37

Weee.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/10 21:20

"The DOOOOR!!!"

"...what is 'the door'?"
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 07:31

preparing for an exhausting day filming... oh my.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 10:42

The dooor controls the time and space.
The dooor can see into your mind!
The dooohr can see into your soul!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 10:50

...really, the door can do all this?


Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 11:49

No.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 13:20




Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 14:14

there is no way that I can do that with my legs
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 16:35

duplo
Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 18:17

knash?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/10 21:43

die wahrscheinlich längste Praline der Welt
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 04:08

Bula vinaka! Sa vacava tiko?

Na yacaqu o Jipe.

Vinaka vaka levu.

Moce mada.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 10:28

mmo development is now a 3dgs meme.
Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 11:21

tellytubbies, tellytubbies, say hello "eh-o"!

now that is random!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 14:50

Dude, you gotta stop watching kiddy cartoons tongue
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 15:19

teletubbies are gay!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/10 17:38

...and thinking that it is funny to mention them is even more gay
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 12:22

...And the guy who came up with these dumb Teletubbies is an extreme gay.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 12:39

>...And the guy who came up with these dumb Teletubbies is an extreme gay.
>is an extreme gay.
>an gay



Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 12:47

>An Extreme
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 12:54

yeah, but i never heard of "gay" used as a singular noun.

ah well, i need to kill my inner grammar nazi.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 12:55

Isn't the word "gay" a singular noun?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 13:02

it should have been either

...Teletubbies are extreme gays.

or
...Teletubies are exteremely gay.


no is nor an/a.
/discussion
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 13:03

>>ah well, i need to kill my inner grammar nazi.

lol

Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 13:04

back off topic...

ha dont get to say that often!

back off topic
back off topic....
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 13:14

...And the guy who came up with these dumb Teletubbies is extremely gay. tongue
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 13:37

@ rei: of course for the lulz. what else for? i mean, come on. xD

@cowabanga: agreed.

HELP! RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 14:04

my feet are cold. i tried to warm them but i burned my eyelashes. i cant close my eyes now or else theyll be stuck together. with all that concentration, i totally forgot that my feet are now burning up. I smell like fried chicken. or black metal... black metal is fried chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 16:53

lol, awesome^^

also nice: Worst Metal Band Ever
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 18:05

YouTube's new interface sucks BTW.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 18:24

indeed
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 19:14

Originally Posted By: Violator in the movie 'Spawn'
How come god hogs up all the good followers, and we end up with the retards?

Hmmmm....
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/10 19:41

not really. the bible says: blessed be those of weak mind for heaven shall be theirs or something like that... that means to me that all retards go to heaven.
i dont wanna go into retard heaven-.-
Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 10:38

i thought heaven was whatever you wanted it to be.. so if you don't want it to be full of tards, then just make it so there is none. send them all on a easter egg hunt in the middle of november.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 11:18

...so heaven is the matrix and we are all Neo?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 11:22

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 12:31

have ANOTHER look at this
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 12:35

opportunism ftw.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 15:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjr0bIsxLtE&feature=player_embedded
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/06/10 15:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M76PDNvlOno

I just have no plans to order McFlurry anymore... grin
Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 17:11

anyone here bored senseless like me?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 17:18

aaaaaayup.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 22:24

ascii art is IMPOSSIBLE to create on this forum.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 22:51

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Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 23:21

is there already a program wich converts bitmaps to ascii art?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/07/10 23:30

I've seen dozens of programs that convert bitmaps to ascii art. Just do a google search.
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/09/10 11:59

@Quad
Thats awesome!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/10/10 00:12

I found a(n) (expensive) workaround for the problem that Acknex can´t render bitmaps wich are larger than screen size.
This f.i. can be used to make huge screen shots of an arbitrary resolution.
Another application is activating SSAA wich can be used together with post processing effects like here:



view the shot in it´s original size to see the real AA

Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/14/10 12:14

@Quadraxas: What are you smokin', boy? grin




I got a new awesome internet connection.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 00:48

Look, it's a new post. tongue
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 10:04

Yay.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 11:53

MEEEEEET!!!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 18:08

.... soon....
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 18:21

last 2 posts did not make any sense to me. if someone could explain.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 19:30

That's why this thread is created. It's originally created for the pointless babble.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/21/10 20:24

...and for growing until it´s the longest GS thread evaaaa! xD
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 02:15

whats green and looks through your keyhole?
spynach!
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 02:43

What's only $5 on Steam right now? Deus Ex 1 + 2 bundle! Woo!

Yes, I was late on the bandwagon. Just like with Oddworld Abe's Oddyssey and Exoddus (which were also a bargain on Steam a while ago).

And I'm loving it.

Jibb
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 13:47

Never played Deus Ex. Following doom, I spent the later half of my life absorbed with Half-Life.

Memories...

But, I really think I should get to it. I've heard awesome things about Deus Ex.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 15:48

Do it now! While the sale's still on grin

They called it a "mid-week sale" so I don't think you have long.

Jibb
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 16:11

website for Hobby Flightcontrollers, and wannabe Terrorists.

Shows you the current position of all European flights:

http://www.flightradar24.com/


And a cat eating a plant:


Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 16:25

Bon appetit! grin
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 21:21

Forum was down..why? frown
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 21:41

JUST CAUSE 2
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 22:17

Yep, it was down for me too, ans it's all because of JCL!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 22:33

Some LOLgahs are gonna be excited for this...
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Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/22/10 22:44

new southpark episode:
http://www.southpark.de/alleEpisoden/1405/?lang=

-> they show Muhammad inside a bear costume grin
...so actually they don´t really show him but people already started to cry frown
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/23/10 18:05

they DID show muhammad in the original version, but comedy central censored it. they even bleeped everytime somebody said muhammad's name. they already got some threats. episode 200 and 201 aren't available at southparkstudios.com anymore.

looking foreward to cowabanga's opinion on that. (he's from turkey after all, so i GUESS he's muslim... please correct me if i'm mistaken)

so now back to topic, which is off topic: WHAZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 01:44

where is mikes razorblade?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 02:29

@achaziel,

cowabanga is from suadi arabia i guess, but yes he is a muslim. I am the one from Turkey, and i am muslim, and i did not watched it, i have no opinion on that nor i really care. (It's a good thing they censored it, but they could do it better i presume.)nobody cares really much about it here only i saw it on the news that muslim society did not like it and shown reaction. You see facebook shutting down the lite.facebook.com stood longer in the front page of the news pages.

But yeah that sutff is sensitive,i do not think Christian society would like it if that if they have shown the Jesus as bear of Jewish comuunity would like it if they have shwon the Moses in that costume.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 04:10

Jesus gets loads of trash from western media, even though a huge proportion of Americans call themselves Christian. Of course, there are people who react in outrage, but I think most just ignore it.

Jibb
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 04:52

i cant stress enough how important this video is to our society!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_c8pGbO_dk
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 05:02

grin Salad Fingers under the related videos on the right. Classic!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 11:36

Quadraxas said everything for me tongue
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 12:56

mkay, thanks for your opinions. still, jesus, buddha and krishna get pictured in south park a lot. (like buddha doing cocaine, jesus beating little ginger children and so on) and they NEVER had to censor a single episode of south park because of that. i am well aware that there are some christians who ARE offended by that n shit, but i think it's still redicolous to censor comedy because of some fundamentalists. this is just out of fear and intimidation. which i find creepy. or sad. or most probably both.

further discussions about that issue per pm (if desired, which i doubt), i don't want to spam the spam thread... oh my, that sounded weird.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 13:16

Halflife speedrun in 60 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8&feature=related
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/24/10 14:57

Saw that once. 'tis hilarious. grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 15:35

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Quake_-_family_tree_2.svg
WED is not there. tongue confused
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 16:00

The quake family tree includes game engines that are in some way connected to the source code of the original Quake game engine. The tree is not supposed to include editing utilities.

Furthermore, I do not believe that Acknex is based off of the Quake source code... Correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 16:05

Quote:
Furthermore, I do not believe that Acknex is based off of the Quake source code... Correct me if I'm wrong.
I said WED tongue And I was just kidding, you should see that from the 'tongue out' smiley grin

There are 2 probabilities:
1) WED is based on Quack.
2) WED's interface is copied from Quake.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 17:18

WED is based on Qoole99 not from Quack or Quake, qoole is a quake editor though grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 22:52

my wiener tastes like sushi
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/26/10 23:56

How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 00:20

1 quant² laugh
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 09:01

no earth because its a hole XD
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 10:10

Australia is a hole, but theres plenty of dirt here!
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 10:33

The bigger the hole, the more dirt at its edges! wink
(If Australia is a hole, I'd like to see some more holes like that! laugh )
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 12:32

In Australia they have to wear magnetic boots.
Else they fall into the sky.
(beeing on the bottom of the Earth)
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 12:42

is this some kind of British or American humor? oO°
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 13:52

The great thing about the magnetic boots is we could adjust their strength, allowing us to leap over tall buildings and stuff like that.

That's one thing I really miss about Australia.

Jibb
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 15:49


should i....?




































fo' shizzle.



grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 17:57

i laughed at the failness of raimi maguire spider-man and the epicness of australia XD
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/27/10 18:34

My dad considered moving to Australia before he met my mom.

I could've been an aussie, fancy that!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/30/10 11:48

!siht evlos ot yrt dna ,won gniklat pots attog I ,kO .gnol dna drah os tsop siht ekam ot gnihtyna yas s'tel ,og ew ereh ,llew ,txet siht lla daer nac uoy teb I !ahahawM
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/30/10 12:51

@ cowabanga:
.emag eht tsol tsuj uoy esuaceb ,looc s'tahT ?oot esrevni kaeps uoy oS
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/30/10 13:38

Note to self:
Never attempt to translate "emag eht".

Jibb
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/30/10 15:04

@Achaziel:
JJImVFOWVUqiovOuozDtDJAbLKccMJjtnTSmVTc1p3DtMKOcL2k5VTkip3DtMKMypay0nTyhMljtMT9hW3DtoJImplO3nKEbVT1yVFOVMJuyVQcR :)sgniht 3 htiw siht detrevnoc I( siht trevnoc reven ll'uoy tub ,esrevni kaeps ot woh wonk uoy ebyaM !no llits s'ti ,t'ndid I oN
Posted By: ChrisB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/01/10 13:43

In a forum full of nerds these are probably the most essential questions:
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/01/10 16:20

LOST - THE GAME
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/01/10 19:20

that game sucks, the show is much better tongue
also:
GANGBANG!
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/01/10 19:59


Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/02/10 05:31

SPAM!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/02/10 10:14

a couple of unbelievable authentic vikings eating spam laugh
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/02/10 10:47

that clip is actually the origin of the modern meaning^^
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/03/10 06:10

i want to be hawkeye in the avengers movie...

Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/03/10 06:36

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
i want to be hawkeye in the avengers movie...


actually, i'm glad that you aren't. you look less gay the way you look now *duck*
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/03/10 07:51

do you have a problem with gay people? XD
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/03/10 09:41

Only when they dress in lycra, IN PUBLIC, WITH WEAPONS!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/03/10 12:41

Originally Posted By: EvilSOB
Only when they dress in lycra, IN PUBLIC, WITH WEAPONS!


/discussion.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/04/10 00:07

high-res retro terrain:


Posted By: the_mehmaster

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/04/10 10:11

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=bork&url=www.3dgamestudio.com

^ Check out 'successful developers'... Pretty strange.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 10:43

Yogi Diät, 70 Jahre nichts essen:

http://www.n-tv.de/wissen/gesundheit/Wunder-Yogi-bleibt-ein-Raetsel-article864880.html

Das macht hungrig!

His evil Counterpart:

Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 13:17

Originally Posted By: Damocles_



Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 14:04

der kerl lügt. oder is schlafesser. abgesehn davon landet er alle drei tage in der klinik glaubsch nit dass die ihn mit zeug vollpumpn?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 14:26

Wird ne Mischung aus gut trainiertem asketisch lebenden Typen sein
(der einen sehr geringen Stoffwechsel hat) und ein
paar Taschenspielertricks.

Natürlich muß er essen und trinken. Nur halt extrem wenig.
Er wird warscheinlich den ganzen Tag nur rumsitzen.

Ne Lösung für Überleben in Extremsituationen ist das nicht,
da kaum ein Mensch solch einen trainierten Stoffwechsel hat.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 14:30

A little conversation tongue
Quote:
Cowabanga says:
* ... just wondering... lemme guess, you're using your city's library pc to save money? tongue

Lu. says:
* ... oh shit, he got me.

Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/10/10 14:54

I remember a southpark episode where they made use of an alternative way of food consumption, could be a solution grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/11/10 15:50

THIS IS SPARTA!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/11/10 16:36

long dong silver!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/11/10 16:40

^45cm of pure manhood!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/11/10 19:07

^ 24, actually. the rest was prosthetic. still funny.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/14/10 06:44

"How to Train Your Dragon" was an awesome movie, love that pet dragon tongue (Seen yesterday, too bad I didn't entered the IMAX version)
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/17/10 13:20

http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Fortschritt-in-Saudi-Arabien-article875671.html

das nennt man Fortschritt
(war bestimmt eine sehr schwere Entscheidung)
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/17/10 13:30

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Fortschritt-in-Saudi-Arabien-article875671.html

das nennt man Fortschritt
(war bestimmt eine sehr schwere Entscheidung)
After translating, I have to say this: That was... O_O
I mean, they can't be serious (Or maybe they were drunk tongue ) for not making them get out of the school.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/17/10 13:38

pretty sad to see these things still happening
(there is no religious excuse for anyone to act like this,
when it result in girls getting killed)
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/17/10 14:04

Originally Posted By: Cowabanga
Originally Posted By: Damocles_
http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Fortschritt-in-Saudi-Arabien-article875671.html

das nennt man Fortschritt
(war bestimmt eine sehr schwere Entscheidung)
After translating, I have to say this: That was... O_O
I mean, they can't be serious (Or maybe they were drunk tongue ) for not making them get out of the school.


no my friend, thats religios fanatism right to the bone. its one thing if you belive in god, but its anotehr thing to blindly follow any orders given in the name of said god. Think, people... think...#

on a totally unreleated note, i know where all the worlds dirty jokes come from. it seems that there is a DHARMA station on the Island whose sole purpouse is writing them. That is, It was until it got destroyed by other others...
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/18/10 13:58

This is the same person on these two pictures
(according to the Court)




Funny how light can affect proportions
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/20/10 17:54

I think the picture on the left was taken after he had gotten his hair cut.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/20/10 18:00

We're baaaaaaack!!!
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/20/10 18:01

Oh, God, please, NO!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/20/10 18:23

So, we're OOOOOOOOFF!!!

BTW, What's your problem?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/20/10 18:51

lolwut.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/21/10 05:25

Wow, I never know that TGEA was made in 1999:

Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/22/10 13:23

I have now a Hackin'tosh tongue


Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/22/10 14:29

*facepalm*
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/22/10 14:33

boooo, piracy is... bad.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/22/10 21:55

Vegetarian


Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/22/10 23:43

oooooooh fuck xD
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 00:03

no doupt that´s a nice shot or filmed with a high speed cam? ..who knows
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 10:55

Did he survive? Any infos?
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 11:23

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
I have now a Hackin'tosh tongue

You probably mean: "Crappin'tosh".
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 11:39

I think he survivied that.

http://www.n-tv.de/panorama/Torero-Julito-operiert-article885580.html
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 12:10

Thanks, now I can sleep again! wink
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 14:14

aw shoot.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 15:00

a bit sarcastic, but there is a video too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQs6kqm1Bmw&feature=youtube_gdata
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 20:18

im here i read all this shit, i dont care and god, please you all go and praise me for i am so awesome. or maybe not... i dont know im bored i want to have sex with any hot chick and i want fucking home... tuesday... want tuesday...
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 20:18

really, i never thought id ever say that i want tuesday...
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/23/10 22:13

where are you now?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/24/10 10:11

wgt.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/24/10 12:35

nice
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/25/10 09:20

home, horny, hungry...
the three H are worse than the three M...

Met, Metal und Mietzen XD (Mead, Metal and Women)
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/25/10 11:57

there is someone in our (data)base!(red spy?)

i keep getting this:

Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/25/10 12:09

I got an evil DNS server problem...
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/25/10 13:53

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
there is someone in our (data)base!(red spy?)

i keep getting this:
Because Google Chrome hates you (And someone does too) tongue
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/25/10 22:42

while i'm going off-topic, please have a look at my website grin
I guess, this is more of a shameless plug rather then going off-topic.. oh well wink

http://designorhea.com/
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/26/10 07:39

funny, where i live, we consider a shameless plug to be a butt plug...
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/26/10 11:16

Wow, shameless advertising grin
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/26/10 11:20

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
funny, where i live, we consider a shameless plug to be a butt plug...


Hahahahaa, that made my day grin!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/26/10 16:36

Oh yeah! I restored my Windows and a Hackintosh tongue
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 16:40

If one Is to test a Vibrator, is "Statisfying" better than "Good"?
Posted By: mikaldinho

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 17:07

i asked my little sister today what 1+1 is. she said a window. i dont get it.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 17:29

Mikal, do you actually not get it? Sorry, but sarcasm is really hard to read on forums.

Unless it's from sP|Ke.

Jibb
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 17:44

i dont get it either?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 17:55

I'm not saying its obvious (because it's not), I just didn't want to come in saying "Well it actually means this..." and then be told "Yah, I was joking" tongue


It's just a re-arrangement of all the strokes/lines in "1+1="

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 18:13

wtf? oO

EDIT: support AO baking for GS laugh
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 18:23

okay... so its just not funny-.-
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 19:03

Yup. Unless you're around 5 years old.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/27/10 22:26

I'd fit that criteria though...
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 00:09

does someone know how many pages the longest GS-forum thread has?

sebcrea´s LIVED thread has had 55, is there one with more?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 00:17

1+1=?

given that (V):

1.) sqrt(a*b)=sqrt(a)*sqrt(b)
2.) i=sqrt(-1) <=> 3.) i²=-1
4.) 1=(-1)*(-1)
5.) sqrt(1)=1
6.) i*i=i²

then

1+1=1+sqrt(1) --> V5
=1+sqrt[(-1)*(-1)] --> V4
=1+sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1) --> V1
=1+i*i --> V2
=1+i² --> V6
=1+(-1) --> V2
=1-1=0=1+1


--> 1+1=0
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 08:28

your first assumption holds only for non-negative a and b.
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 10:45

Originally Posted By: Hummel
does someone know how many pages the longest GS-forum thread has?

sebcrea´s LIVED thread has had 55, is there one with more?


I know TUSC back in the days had a huge pagelist as well... dont think quite as long as this thread though.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 13:20

999 posts!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 13:20

1000 posts!!!

...now I´m a serious user too!
Posted By: YellowAfterlife

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 13:30

Hummel, but did that make you a serious user inside?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 14:41

as logical consequence, sure!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 05/29/10 23:44

3dgs community: srz bznz
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/02/10 08:00

Wird Zensursula neue Präsidentin?



Dann hät ich lieber eher Raab, oder Kerkeling für diesen
Posten.
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/02/10 18:19

My dvd of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog just arrived... AWE-SOME!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/02/10 18:42

Whats better than Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion? Only Joss Whedon, Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk, thats what...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 16:21






Anyone hears that?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 16:46

nah im not into grunting melodyless blasting death metal.
i like me a melody, catchy beat and a very nice line of vocals...
like "The Agonist" or "Arch Enemy"...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 16:55

Hehe, btw: i didn't said that i am listening to Cannibal Corpse tongue

I like Arch Enemy, too^^

But for me it there is no need for melodic metal, trash/death is okay too- DevilDriver, The Legion of Damned and so on...

but i like the art of the covers and so on from cannibal corpse tongue
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 17:14

i cant stand the vocal performances of those bands. this shouting manly at all costs approach is not to my liking. same goes for the, and this is not biased its musically correct, very simple and boring standard riffs without any life...

sure thing, its nice to party, but musically speaking its simple. however, when i was your age, i liked that too (no offense)
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 17:32

i wouldn't have taken that as an offense^^

Just that you got old tongue (sorry, couldn't resist)
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 17:49

My Song-Top-10-List:

1. End Of All Hope - Nightwish
2. Chop Suey - System of A Down
3. Infest - Papa Roach
4. Come Cover Me - Nighwish
5. Devil's Son - DevilDriver
6. Empty Walls - Serj Tankian
7. Prison Song - System of A Down
8. Swinging The Dead - DevilDriver
9. Stealing Society - System of A Down
10. Dead to the World - Nightwish
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 17:53

I find it impossible to make such a list since the order changes depending on my current mood. Another reason is the amount of different genres I listen to.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 17:55

Yeah, i made that list based on my current moot (& cause i'm bored)
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 18:27

youre bored? PROGRAM MY FUCKING GAME! XD
sorry, couldnt resist tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 18:32

yeah, its late and i am tired and so on^^
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 18:44

keine Zensursula auf dem Bundesnotarposten, gut so.
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 18:48

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
My Song-Top-10-List:

1. End Of All Hope - Nightwish
2. Chop Suey - System of A Down
3. Infest - Papa Roach
4. Come Cover Me - Nighwish
5. Devil's Son - DevilDriver
6. Empty Walls - Serj Tankian
7. Prison Song - System of A Down
8. Swinging The Dead - DevilDriver
9. Stealing Society - System of A Down
10. Dead to the World - Nightwish


I like your music taste. grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 18:50

thanks laugh
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:24

joa, der Wulff scheint ja ganz sympathisch zu sein wink
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:29

Metal will never DIEE!!!!!!

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Does anyone want to join my private gamestudio community?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:31

lol, of course it won't tongue


too bad that i can't find anyone to go with me to festivals...

and also: i am too young for wacken as an example^^
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:36

But old enough for Wolfenstein? wink

However, the best way to gain absolute access to metal festivals: Learn playing an instrument or singing (uhm - or growling...) , create a band and become a metal star... grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:40

Hehe, i ignore fsk/usk/pegi ^^

the even sold me Assasins creed (in UK) without asking me how old i am - and i am 14

18 they didn't believed me, so my brother had to pay^^


Yeah, but if they start to "moshen" - the stories i got telled are a bit scary^^



i would like to be at rock am park these days -.-

I WANT TO BE OLDER; DAMN!



oh, and i am too stupid to play an instrument or to sing ^^
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:42

I am currently somehow really pissed off by some users...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:43

me?
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:44

"Moshen" isn't as dangerous as it looks - it's even more dangerous. tongue
And playing an instrument does have nothing to do with your brain, so no problem there... grin
Especially in metal, it's just "brain off" sometimes. wink

Ahm, oh, Slin, that would be the right moment to plug in some delightful music then I guess? grin
I though hope you're not fucked up by ME. tongue
Regarding my usage of smileys, I probably would...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:44

nah, i mean, i tried to play: guitar, drums and keyboard - all teachers and my dad (who plays in a band for 20 years) said i won't get it^^
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:46

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
nah, i mean, i tried to play: guitar, drums and keyboard - all teachers and my dad (who plays in a band for 20 years) said i won't get it^^


THAT'S bad then. ^^
What instrument does your dad play?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:47

keyboard + bass and e guitar + variuos other instuments(he told me about but i wasn't interested in^^)-(but no drums)
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:48

No, not you Rei, sometimes for sure, but it is a lot worse at the moment that everything you could cause.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:49

ah... nice,äh, to hear
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:50

Ah, one of these all-in-one musicians... that's cool. grin
I'm quite happy with mine ( e- / a-guitar, piano/keyboard). tongue

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
ah... nice,äh, to hear


God, you're typing fast as hell... ^^
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:52

delightfull music, hm...
My favourite song at the moment is "Erhelle meine Seele" by "Die apokalyptischen Reiter".
But I also like "Endzeit" by "Heaven Shall Burn" a lot as well as nearly all songs by Nightwish and Epica (especially live are they just awsome).
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:53

i already typed another message while you edited - but because i wanted to see if anyone posted something i reloaded the site xD

i wrote:
hehe, i will stay at listening music and programming games xD

it has it pros to be a pupil -> holidays -> time to program (this should be a hint for the end of summer holidays and a certain game...)
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:54

Yep, i forget them, "Die Apokalyptischen Reiter" are really good - but not in my top 10^^
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 19:58

Originally Posted By: Slin
delightfull music, hm...
My favourite song at the moment is "Erhelle meine Seele" by "Die apokalyptischen Reiter".
But I also like "Endzeit" by "Heaven Shall Burn" a lot as well as nearly all songs by Nightwish and Epica (especially live are they just awsome).


That's pretty delightful. grin
In my ears, Nightwish are a bit too, hm, "epic" - more like a movie soundtrack, I prefer the garage feeling, though they are without any doubt great artists. Dont know Epica, but I guess they go in the same direction.


Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami


it has it pros to be a pupil -> holidays -> time to program (this should be a hint for the end of summer holidays and a certain game...)


Sounds promising. wink
Too bad I wont have much time to program in the holidays (ya, I got some, too grin ). Im in the USA during the first three weeks, and the last three weeks are filled with kind of a, well, "Teststudium"....
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:00

i am stupid [deleted the thing]

oh, and, the wishmaster album from nightwish does not sound epic - if you think of songs like the poet and the pendelum or such - its different ^^
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:03

What kind of "teststudium", or what exactly do you mean with that? And where?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:05

wanna be in a band?->learn growling, everybody can growl wink
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:07

lol

i think the guitarist or drummer are much cooler than the vocalist^^


oh, and that reminds me of "Math Rock" - do you know it?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:08

nope
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:09

@slin,

serious about the private community?

i mean this forum is GENERALLY good but sometimes too open for public.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:12

Math Rock (from Wikipedia):
"Math rock is a rhythmically complex, guitar-based style of experimental rock that emerged in the late 1980s. It is characterized by complex, atypical rhythmic structures (including irregular stopping and starting), angular melodies, and dissonant chords."

here is a stupid(!) example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztR4E12dGU

here is a explanation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHDAn9Qgb9M
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:14

I am not sure if I am serious about that idea. It just came to my mind somewhere this evening and I didn´t yet really decide for or against it.
If one could create something like that with only experienced users, it could probably be a great thing for everyone. As one could work out ressources and tutorials for the whole community within a small but kinda professional environment and one could get help with more complex problems easier as it wouldn´t dissappear too fast between all the small problems coming up on these forums.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:15

I like the idea, even if i think i would match to beginner one more^^
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:21

even if you aren´t a beginner of GS you can be a Gamedev noob in general, f.i. I never saw material of a serious project by you Rei!?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/03/10 20:26

You will see in July/August -> Projekt with sPIKe...

oh and with TerraSame together


oh, and i said that i would NOT match to a pro forum!!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 00:29

so, i do music for years, have three bands and shit and i can neither sing nor play an instrument...

how does that add up?

also: meat!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 01:49

so you compose 'only' the music? alone? or what?
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 06:51

Originally Posted By: Slin
What kind of "teststudium", or what exactly do you mean with that? And where?


You could also say "Schnupperstudium";
I'm not quite sure what to study after school - of course I'd love to study gamedesign, but it's really expensive, and people like Zapan already told me that it probably isn't the best way to get into games industry, so I decided to take part in an offer at the MDH Düsseldorf. It's like a three-weeks study course, all with final project and stuff.


Originally Posted By: Hummel
wanna be in a band?->learn growling, everybody can growl wink


Hm, not quite sure about that - if I try, at least, I fuck up my voice... grin And as I actually like my voice, I'm not trying it anymore. tongue

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
so, i do music for years, have three bands and shit and i can neither sing nor play an instrument...

how does that add up?

also: meat!


Hmm... THAT is interesting, how do u do that? grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 07:05

Quote:
Does anyone want to join my private gamestudio community?
So we can get flamed? Sure... tongue

I AM BORED grin Gotta learn anything in Unity, NOW!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 11:48

Quote:
Hm, not quite sure about that - if I try, at least, I fuck up my voice...

so you do something wrong, but I guess I tell you nothing new tongue
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 13:20

Well then, now seriously.
How big would the interest be in a closed cummunity with only members of a certain experience, focused on but not only gamestudio?
Everyone should have the possibility to read the posts, but only members are allowed to post, so that one could hopefully discuss complex topics and problems at an a lot more professional level than it is the case on these forums here.
Also serious problems wouldn´t get lost between "Make me my MMORPG" and "DX9 or why gamestduio looks like crap" (okay, these titles are too intelligent, even though senseless, but you should get the idea).
In such an environment, it would probably also be easier to provide ressources for beginners at a very high quality.
It would probably very programmer oriented, but I still think that would should also get experenced designers and modellers into the project, as they usually have a very different and often helpfull view of things.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 13:24

I´m in!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 13:27

depends. those boards often drift into oblivion pretty fast, for they are postless for days and then people lose interest.

id be in from an artistic point of view, if thats okay.

on the topic of music (prety much on topic for an off topic thread)
with modern tools, all you need is SOMEBASIC KNOWLEDGE about music, harmonics and of course a feeling for it to create music or be in a band. i can do vocals. i cant sing but i can talk and scream, and that, very well. also, i have a natural gift for creative use of a song structure.
i wont write the next superhit, but for someone who has no idea compared to a pro out there, im doing very good.
if youre interested, check fruity loops, its always a good place to start.
and read about midis and VSTi Plugins wink
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 14:08

why not writing a tutorial about the basic music stuff?
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 14:25

what the...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 14:28

simply because i am very bad at explaining and way too lazy to collect all those pictures neccesary for a good tutorial.

but if anyone is interested, ICQ or MSN me, ill explain what you want to know there (less work for me, yadda yadda XD)
Posted By: the_clown

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 14:52

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Quote:
Hm, not quite sure about that - if I try, at least, I fuck up my voice...

so you do something wrong, but I guess I tell you nothing new tongue


True, nothing new in there... grin
Am working on it though. tongue
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 15:29

Yes, Slin, I'd be interested.

Jibb
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/04/10 19:42

i am again, bored as hell ...
Posted By: darkinferno

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 19:33

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 19:57

Another thinking challenge:

Say that a woman and a man (who are unrelated) each has two children. We know that at least one of the woman's children is a boy and that the man's oldest child is a boy. Can you explain why the chances that the woman has two boys do not equal the chances that the man has two boys?

My algebra teacher insists that the probability is greater that the man has two boys, but I think the chances may be the same. What do you think?
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 20:03

The man could have impregnated more than one women and doesn't have to wait 9 month after that, so theoretically, during his lifetime he can make more children (and more boys) than the woman. grin
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 20:22

no, as stated, he has two children, not more
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 21:04


I hope this makes enough sense.

I've circled the possibilities your scenario constrains us to, and you can see how many of those fulfill the condition that both children are boys.

Jibb
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 21:20

Sorry, but this does not make too much sense. At least not the circles and your conclusion.

If I see that right the first branching is for the first-born child and the second for the second-born.

In this case, the "boy"-case in the first branching has a chance of 100%, because we already know it's a boy. So we don't have to consider the "girl" case, because its propability is 0%. On the next-branching you have a 50%-chance that the second child is also a boy. You have to multiply it with the overall propability of this branching, which is, as I said 100%, so the resulting propability is 50%.

On the woman tree, we have at the first branching a propability of each 50%. If we follow the boy case, we have again a 50% propability for each case. So the propability of having two boys is 50%*50% = 25%.
If the first-born child is a girl, the propability is 0%, so we don't have to consider this branch. So the overall propability is 50%.

BUT WAIT!

We didn't consider that we know that one of the woman's children is a boy. So we should not talk about "first-born" and "second-born" children, but just "first" and "second" child, because it doesn't matter in which order they are born. Because the propability of the man having two boys doesn't change if we say that his second-born child is a boy and the first child's gender is uncertain, the propability doesn't change.
So, we can say the same thing about the woman's tree as we said about the man's tree, which will also result to 50%.

So the propability that he/she has two boys is 50% for each of them.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 22:20

You're over-complicating things.

For each person (the man and the woman), there are four possible outcomes of equal likelihood.

In the man's case, we already know the first child is a boy, so we only consider that branch. There is a 1:2 chance of having another boy, and thus a 1:2 chance of having two boys in total.

In the woman's case, the only outcome we know will not happen is girl-girl. Taking that out, we're left with three outcomes of totally equal likelihood, and only one of those is boy-boy, thus she has a 1:3 chance of having two boys.

Jibb
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 22:39

The problem of your way is that the three possibilities for the woman are no Laplace propabilities.

The propabilities are like this:
B-B: 50%
B-G: 25%
G-B: 25%
G-G: 0%
(which is not easily seen in your way)

What you need are Laplace propabilites, so you can add all cases where you can add all cases that meet the requirement (two boys) and devided them by the total number of possibilities.


And I'm not over complicating things. Only in the last paragraph of my last post I'm explaining MY actual (easy) solution: For both, the man and the woman, we know that one child, which we can define as the "first" child is a boy. So we just have to look at the last branch, and there we have two possibilities: "boy" or "girl", which both have a propability of 50%. Only if the second child is also a boy, we have two boys, so the propability of having two boys is 50% for both.

(Believe me, I'm working on a program that calculates propabilites of Poker hands in certain situations in Texal Hold'em with trees like you tried to make and for 5 and 7 closed cards my results are those that are on Wikipedia.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 22:48

first child of the man is boy this is certain, second being boy is 1:2 possibility. (man's possibilities BG and BB = %50 BB)

woman's children's genders are unknown. possibility of the first child to be a boy is 1:2, possibility of ALSO the second child being boy is 1:4.(woman's possibilities = BB,BG,GG,GB = %25 BB)

if the one is boy, possibilites are BB BG and GB = 1:3


Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 22:49

Quote:
The propabilities are like this:
B-B: 50%
B-G: 25%
G-B: 25%
G-G: 0%
(which is not easily seen in your way)
The reason it's not "easily seen" in my way is that this is incorrect.

Under normal circumstances, if the woman has two children there are four possible outcomes:
b-b
b-g
g-b
g-g
Each outcome is equally likely, that is 1:4.

Damocles' challenge says that we know one of the children is a boy, so we eliminate the fourth outcome:
b-b
b-g
g-b
Each with a 1:3 likelihood.

Exactly one of those outcomes is that the woman has two boys. Accordingly, the probability of the woman having two boys amongst two children given that she has at least one boy is 1:3.

Jibb

EDIT:
@Quadraxas: Actually, the challenge states that at least one of the woman's children is a boy.
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:05

If one case is eliminated, you can't assume that the others still all have the same propability.

However, I did a statistical test with this C++ program:
Click to reveal..

Code:
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

#define BOY 0
#define GIRL 1

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    int child1, child2;
    int i;
    int hits;
    int tries;
    
    srand ( time(NULL) );
    
    
    cout << "\nMan:";
    hits = 0;
    tries = 0;
    for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
    {
        child1 = BOY;
        child2 = rand() % 2;
         
        if((child1 == BOY) || (child2 == BOY)) tries++;
        if((child1 == BOY) && (child2 == BOY)) hits++;
    }
    cout << "\n" << hits << "/" << tries << " = " << static_cast<double>(hits)/tries;
    
    
    cout << "\nWoman:";
    hits = 0;
    tries = 0;
    for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
    {
        child1 = rand() % 2;
        child2 = rand() % 2;
         
        if((child1 == BOY) || (child2 == BOY)) tries++;
        if((child1 == BOY) && (child2 == BOY)) hits++;
    }
    cout << "\n" << hits << "/" << tries << " = " << static_cast<double>(hits)/tries;
    
    
    cout << "\n";
    
    system("PAUSE > NUL");
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}




It shows that you are actually right and I was wrong, but I still don't see why. This seems pretty strange to me, because that "three possibilities" argument is not quite valid in my eyes. Still, the propability seems to be 1:3.

You can try the program I posted while I reread your and Quadraxas' posts and rack my brain about this...
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:12

Doesn't it depend on whether the succession is relevant or not?
When you say 'both boys' and 'half boy, half girl', then the probability is equal.
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:20

Ok, I think i finally understood it now. I made a diagramm of it:



As I found out when making the C++ program, I found out that I can make a "normal" tree to see the overall propabilities and rule out those that do not meet the requirements. Then I can divide all other propabilities by the remaining propability which results to 33.3%.

But I wonder if this is valid. Because I still think the information that the child that is a boy is the older one shouldn't make any difference. But Damocles teacher said it and he's got authoritah...


EDIT: For some reason you can't see the picture in my post. At least I can't. But this link works: http://www.brogames.de/TwoBoys.jpg
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:32

Ok, I changed the C++ program a little and now it says that I'm right and you are wrong:

Click to reveal..

Code:
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

#define BOY 0
#define GIRL 1

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    int child1, child2;
    int i;
    int hits;
    int tries;
    
    srand ( time(NULL) );
    
    
    cout << "\nMan:";
    hits = 0;
    tries = 0;
    for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
    {
        child1 = BOY;
        child2 = rand() % 2;
         
        if((child1 == BOY) || (child2 == BOY)) tries++;
        if((child1 == BOY) && (child2 == BOY)) hits++;
    }
    cout << "\n" << hits << "/" << tries << " = " << static_cast<double>(hits)/tries;
    
    
    cout << "\nWoman:";
    hits = 0;
    tries = 0;
    for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
    {
        if(rand() % 2)
        {
                  child1 = BOY;
                  child2 = rand() % 2;
        }
        else
        {
                  child1 = rand() % 2;
                  child2 = BOY;
        }
        
         
        if((child1 == BOY) || (child2 == BOY)) tries++;
        if((child1 == BOY) && (child2 == BOY)) hits++;
    }
    cout << "\n" << hits << "/" << tries << " = " << static_cast<double>(hits)/tries;
    
    
    cout << "\n";
    
    system("PAUSE > NUL");
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}




Now it doesn't try all possibilities and eliminate those that are known to be false in the first place, but first decides which child is the child that is known to be a boy and randomizes the other child. This seems more like it's valid, so I believe again that the propability is 50% for both, the man and the woman.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:38

That's kinda what I was going for, but my illustration is really vague and inconsistent tongue

Also, the older one being a boy doesn't make a difference in the end. The sequence only matters for the man's situation, which we agreed upon from the get-go, and if it instead said that the younger child had to be male we'd still get the same probability for the man.

@Pappenheimer: "Both boys" has a 1:4 chance since it can only be accomplished in one way, but "Half boy, half girl" has a 1:2 chance because there are two ways to accomplish it: Boy-Girl, and Girl-Boy (try not to look at this as a sequence, but as an indicator of two unique bodies that may be one sex or the other).

Jibb

EDIT: Posted while you posted. Reading your new post now.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:42

dont you guys have to develop some stunning games related stuff instead of expanding this thread to infinity? grin
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/05/10 23:48

yeah i will make a stunning game that will be so bad it will cause brain damage and stun you you to death.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 00:08

Farout, I'm just confusing myself now.

If I was right before, and I consider all three possible outcomes (BB, BG, GB) equally likely like I did right at the beginning, this suggests that there's only a 1:3 chance of any particular child being a girl, which doesn't sit right with me.

Alternatively, if we say that the likelihood of any one child being a boy or girl is equal unless the conditions of the challenge prohibit it, we get this new tree:

Which suggests only a 1:4 chance of getting two boys from the woman. Of course, this doesn't sit right with me either.

So now I try to unthink everything and go back to the beginning, ignoring the man's situation:

The woman has a boy. She has one other child.

What are the chances that she has two boys?

This is the same as,
What are the chances that her other child is a boy?

That is an obvious 1:2 == 50%.

By considering the man's situation I was fooled into considering order for the woman's situation, which is actually irrelevant if I read the question ignoring the man.

So I think you are right laugh

Jibb

EDIT:
@Hummel: Boy do I wish I had the motivation. I just removed Sculptris from my computer since not only was it crashing regularly, but a whole bunch of other problems with my otherwise-flawless computer cropped up around the same time I downloaded it, so I'm feeling particularly loathsome towards it. At the same time, I miss having a sculpting program with a "crease" tool.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 00:43

There are no probs which seem to be related with Scultris here, well in fact I have absolute no probs anyway wink
Btw, what is the crease tool good for? As I remember right the guy in this video used it for sculpting lips, right?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 03:06

I use it around the lips, eyes, nose, parts of the ear, wrinkles, brow -- and that's just on the head.

I know it's really just a combined draw/pinch, but it works much better than doing the two independently would laugh

If you look at my video in the Sculptris thread in Tools, you'll see I use it a lot!

Jibb
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 10:31

Ok, preasumption, getting a boy or a girl is each 50%

So for the woman we know she does not have 2 girls.
And at least 1 boy.

This makes the woman have these chances for having such kids:

1/3 - B B
1/3 - G B
1/3 - B G
0 - G G (exluded from beginning)

So having 2 Boys is a chance of 1/3

----

For the man, we know he has 2 children.
One of them is a boy (one of the slots), but thats unimportant,
as we only care for the other one. (wich is independant)

And for the other child to be a boy it is 1/2 chance.

So the man has 2 boys with a chance of 1/2
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 11:11

that's no argument, you could also say the woman has at least 1 boy. the chance for the other kid to be a boy is 50%. so she has 50% chance of having two boys.

the problem is that you're mixing slots and the age thing. in my notation the first is the oldest child.

woman:
1/2 - b ?
1/2 - ? b
which gives
1/4 - b g
1/4 - b b
1/4 - b b
1/4 - g b

=> 1/2 chance of having two boys

man:
we know: b ?
which gives
1/2 b g
1/2 b b

=> 1/2 chance of having two boys.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 11:41

Hahahaaaaaaa!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/437054
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 11:49

No, the information
"has at least 1 boy"
is not the same as
"the older one is a boy"

In the first case, you look at two
people, and state if at least one is a boy
(you look at the probability combination of two events)

In the second, you only look at one person.
(you look at the probability of a single event)
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 12:11

i have two balls, either red or black. at least one of them is red. the probability that the other ball is red is still 50% (why should it be 33%?). so the total probability is 50% for both balls to be red.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 12:47

no its not 50%

There are 4 outcomes when drawing balls:

(chance - color color)
1/4 - R B
1/4 - B R
1/4 - B B
1/4 - R R

So when saying that at least one is red,
then you sort out the
B B possibility, leaving you with

1/3 R B
1/3 B R
1/3 R R

so now:

1/3 R B (one is Red, the OTHER Black)
1/3 B R (one is Red, the OTHER Black)
1/3 R R (one is Red, the OTHER Red)

gining you a chance to have only 1/3 that
the OTHER is Red

Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 13:09

No, you don't have to consider the order of the balls. As I said, you always need Laplace propabilities, and this way you don't get them.

You can arbirarily say that one ball is the "first ball" and the other is the "second ball" (because those are only names). So you have a 100% propability that the "first ball" is red because you already know it's red and a 50% propability that the "second ball" is also red. So you have a 50% propability of having two red balls.



Or let me put it in this way: What if I tell you, there is a ball and it has a 50% propability of being red. Now imagine I tell you there is an other ball that is certainly red and tell you that both balls form a pair. Would you say the propability of this ball being red decreased to 33.3%?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 13:42

my balls are blue. guess why... (and yeah, that totally takes the ari out of your mathematics schematics...)
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 19:33

I don't know much about this stuff but i would say it is an 50% chance too.

In your ball example:
I wouldn't consider RB and BR as a different possibility.
If you say one ball is red, the other one can be either Red or Blue, which is 50/50. You can't consider the BR case anymore as you know the first one is R so it will be Rx where x is wether B or R.

Many years ago my teacher gave me this probability theory:
You have 3 cups infront of you and in one of those cupse is a marble. Now you pick a cup, and you have a 1:3 chance to get the right cup.
After you chose a cup, the gamemaster is so kind to show you one of the cups that doesn't have the marble and takes it out of the game and asks you if you wanna stick with your cup or choose the other one.

So now it's always smarter to switch to the other cup cause suddenly your winning chances are 1:2. We tried this in many games and your winning chance IS higher when you switch in the second turn.

Maybe some of you (german speaking people) remembers "geh aufs ganze" and there you often has 3 envelopes and two had the Zonk (the bad price). They always let you choose one and sometimes say "ok i give you a hint, this one is a zonk and i'll take it out".

So like inthis example, if you take out one envelope, you take out a possiblity so your chances increase to 1:2.
I think it's the same with the balls. If you say the one is R, then you actually can't consider the case BR and BB.
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/06/10 19:52

Actually, your winning chances would even increade to 2:3. (Which is more logical because 1:3 + 1:2 = 5:6 < 1)

I heard this proplem as "Ziegenproblem" and the "Zonks" were goats. The propability of the remeaining cup/envelope/door increases because it COULD have been a zonk/goat/nothing but it hasn't shown to be one. So if it's not the one you chose it's the remaining one and the propability that it's not the one you chose is 2:3.
It look a long time for me to figure that out, until I wrote a program that solves the propgram statistically and while looking at the code I understood it.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/07/10 19:42

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
my balls are blue. guess why... (and yeah, that totally takes the ari out of your mathematics schematics...)


so are mine.



now stop that fucking math already.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/07/10 23:21

bad Math, lets talk about balls and stuff, and Musik.. yea Music, Music rocks. Yehehehehaha.... is rocks


Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/08/10 02:20


are you threatening me?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/08/10 02:46

what about sleeping?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/08/10 18:59

WM 2010 Prognose:

Virtelfinale: Deutschland gegen Argentinien

2:1
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/08/10 19:21

just saw a new mortal kombat trailer. and while i dont know if its a 8 minute ad for a game or if its for a movie, i know one thing: ITS AWESOME!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/09/10 15:55

wtf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&feature=player_embedded ?!!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/09/10 17:56

HOLY!
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/09/10 19:04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMHaiMzgCNA&NR=1&feature=fvwp never scare a black guy.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/10/10 02:25

concerning the nw MMORPG thread:
The Face has been palmed...
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/10/10 04:07

Hahaa grin Well done resisting the urge to say so there!

Jibb
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/10/10 09:27

BP's newest tech gadget:



will it fail again?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/10/10 12:50

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
concerning the nw MMORPG thread:
The Face has been palmed...


not just yours mate. not just yours.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/10/10 17:53

volkswagen made an exklusive deal with BP today for their car lineup named VW GULF.
BP agreed to fill each gulf up with oil. in exchange, volkswagen will provide BP with the needed recources to actually not die in the process...
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/11/10 17:54

vuvuzela a culture?

trööööööt trööööötööötööööt tröööötötötötötüüüüüüü tötötrööööööööt
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/11/10 21:59

i am bored ...

i have two choices: go to bed and watch something
or: rewrite the my whole game, cause somebody (YES, SPIKE, I AM TALKING BOUT YOU!! *sarcasm*) wants to have controller support, while all functions are mouse based at the moment ...

damn, any chance to use controller as mouse with button as mouse_left via plugin?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/11/10 22:05

hard coding controls is always a bad idea grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/12/10 03:47

i said fully customizable controls including controler support. sure, could have told you earlier, but be happy that im not activision XD
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/12/10 12:29

hehe, this was sarcasm, you know wink

But I still have to rewrite everything, cause all functions are based on the "ENABLE_CLICK" emask ^^
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/12/10 18:04

ösndahö ofta da nidn ofta da sö (und ja, das IST eine sprache XD
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/12/10 22:43


Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/12/10 23:31

Was gegen Tröten zu sagen is RASSISMUS.
Das ist ein Kultugut.

Du bist ein Rassist.

(oder so ähnlich wäre die politisch korrekte Antwort)
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 02:28

Ooch, Kulturgut, das nervt, kennt das nicht jeder auch aus seiner eigenen Kultur? Das muss man nicht mögen, da muss man durch - oder auswandern. grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 03:58

mah vor zwei jahrn auf der euro fanmeile in innsbrcuk is mir soa dreckswichser mit der tröte hinterhergerannt. der fand das witzig. ich hasse fußball und trötene rst recht, aber wenn die de scheiß meile in die innenstadt baun musch halt leider durch wenn zu deim arzt musch der genau da sei scheiß püraxis hat.
jednfalls nach ca 30 sekunden is mir der so auf den sack gegangen, da hab ich mich umgedreht und ihm voll isn gesicht geschrien dass,w enn er mit dem getröte nicht aufhört, ich ihm des teil so tief in die fresse ramm dass er ein konzert furzen kann. dann war er still...
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 11:24

sick



whistle
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 11:44

Originally Posted By: achaziel
Awsum :3
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 11:46

Originally Posted By: Error014
sick



whistle


ich hatte grag so ein lachflash das ging garnicht grin grin

und der name des bildes.. XD
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 16:41

das bild triffts FAST auf den kopf XD
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 18:00

Black Troll festival was awesome laugh
Met Met - Metal Metal - Met Met - Metal Metal - Met Met - Metal Metal - Mööööööööööt!
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 23:01

diy formula 1 simulator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX4NfdnSfoU

no further comment needed
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 23:29

http://www.n-tv.de/sport/FussballWM/Meld...icle919967.html

eitidei, was wäre wohl wenn sie AUTOBAHN gesagt hätte?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/13/10 23:48

ich frag mich eig wie die gute Frau auf die Idee gekommen war, dass das jetzt der absolute Burner wird? Denn wirklich 'spontan' erschien mir die Aussage nich...
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 00:14

allright... giggity
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 11:58

Warum müsst ihr ständig Deutsch schreiben?
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 11:59

Damit dus nicht kapierst
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 12:35

Schon ne Frechheit, dass wir die Aussagen einer deutschen Moderatorin, die im deutschen Fernsehn Deutsch spricht, deutsch kommentieren.
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 12:38

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Schon ne Frechheit, dass wir die Aussagen einer deutschen Moderatorin, die im deutschen Fernsehn Deutsch spricht, deutsch kommentieren.


While you are right, the rules of the forum though state that when a topic is started in one language, it should continue in that language as well wink
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 14:16

In this case nobody who can´t understand German would be really interested about what we are talking, I guess. tongue
The alternatives would be to make either an extra thread for the vid or translating it into German. This wouldn´t be worth the effort imo wink

Btw: just about 1 day and 2 hours left until Nintendo´s E3 press conference laugh
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 14:29



Click on the image grin
I just noticed that. Why?
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 14:42

Originally Posted By: Hummel
In this case nobody who can´t understand German would be really interested about what we are talking, I guess. tongue
The alternatives would be to make either an extra thread for the vid or translating it into German. This wouldn´t be worth the effort imo wink

Btw: just about 1 day and 2 hours left until Nintendo´s E3 press conference laugh


Good thing im Dutch and had 4 years of German at school tongue I can read most topics basically tongue

I wonder now... why doesnt someone here start a thread to learn German to non-German speakers from the board... that way they can educate people, and maybe the language barrier will be smaller tongue

BTW: http://www.opserver.de/ubb7/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=328663#Post328663 <- Hilarious tongue
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 14:44

Well, he makes his money with his shares in the company
(wich is 10s of millions)

Plus, he can pretent to be the "non greedy" CEO of a major company.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 15:03

Awesome, why didn't he got banned? tongue
A smiley would be better:


Originally Posted By: Damocles
(wich is 10s of millions)
You mean 1000s of millions? grin
Posted By: DJBMASTER

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/14/10 15:25

Larry Page and Sergey Brin of google also had their base salary cut to $1 I believe. Doesn't really matter when they both have $17.5 billion each, lol.

@beret, why did he become so bitchy recently? Lol.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 03:40

That's interesting. For a few days I thought he was pretty good as far as very new users go, but he hasn't handled things well at all lately.

Jibb
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 04:46

He was actually spamming a lot already. But now he got a temp ban anyway tongue
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 17:43

N3DS looks good
new Zelda too, even I liked the TP graphic style more than thís semi-toon stuff
Golden Sun DD could not convince now...sadly
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 18:39

dude, kid icarus...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 19:19

Sorry bout the german language - but i just found this - i had to laugh tongue

Quote:
Priester: "Was hast du getan mein Kind?"
Mädchen: "Ich hab einen Mann Hurensohn genannt."
Priester: "Warum hast du ihn Hurensohn genannt?"
Mädchen: "Er hat meine Hand angefasst."
Priester: "So etwa?" (und er berührt ihre Hand)
Mädchen: "Ja Vater."
Priester: "Das ist kein Grund ihn Hurensohn zu nennen."
Mädchen: "Dann hat er meine Brüste berührt."
Priester: "So etwa?" (und er berührt ihre Brüste)
Mädchen: "Ja Vater."
Priester: "Das ist kein Grund ihn Hurensohn zu nennen."
Mädchen: "Dann hat er mich ausgezogen, Vater."
Priester: "So etwa?" (und er zog sie aus)
Mädchen: "Ja Vater."
Priester: "Das ist kein Grund ihn Hurensohn zu nennen."
Mädchen: "Dann hat er seinen du weißt schon was in meine du weißt schon was gesteckt."
Priester: "So etwa?" (und er steckt seinen du weißt schon was in ihre du weißt schon was)
Mädchen: "JA VATER, JA VATER, JA VATER!"
Priester: (nach einigen Minuten): "Das ist kein Grund ihn Hurensohn zu nennen."
Mädchen: "Aber Vater, er hat Aids!"
Priester: "DER HURENSOHN!"

Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 19:49

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
wenn die de scheiß meile in die innenstadt baun musch halt leider durch wenn zu deim arzt musch der genau da sei scheiß püraxis hat.

des hört sich schwäbisch a.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 20:13

600th post in this thread.
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 20:26

Google translate sucks at the best of times, but this time its failures made it funny...

Originally Posted By: Google Translate

Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I'm a man called son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him son of a bitch?"
Girl: "He touched my hand."
Priest: "For example?" (And he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breasts."
Priest: "For example?" (And he touched her breasts)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pulled me, Father."
Priest: "For example?" (And he pulled it out)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he has his you know what into my you know what stuck."
Priest: "For example?" (And he sticks his you know what into her you know what)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "This is not a reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he has AIDS!"
Priest: "SON OF HOOKERS!"

Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 20:30

i laughed...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 20:31

Priest: "SON OF HOOKERS!" - lol

Girl: "I'm a man called son of a bitch." - XD


Really funny XD
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 20:34

I really wish I could read german so I could really see the flaws...
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/15/10 23:53

US of Education:

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_s...myfhIDDyHZ_5aQ8
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 03:00

This thread now appears as the eighth result when you search for "go off topic" in Google:

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=...10e7dd948e54cca

Keep it up!
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 07:32

it's 2nd on google.com.tr
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 08:05

so south africa the country becomes south america the continent. funny.

on a totally unreleated note: five!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 15:32

I've just got 3 new t-shirts tongue


Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 16:32

It's the first here at Google.com (?) (Click on the image to make it bigger)


@Rei: I liked that dinosaur shirt xD
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 16:36

first at google.de


@Cowabanga - thanks tongue
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 16:42

Rei: http://www.google.de/#hl=de&source=h...caeddb39897e525
It's the second here?

EDIT: Okay, something's wrong here, it's the fifth in Google Turkey, and the first in normal Google, and second in Google Germany, why is this happening to me?! xD
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 17:01


Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 17:04

I don't know whats with you but:

It is on the first pos:


Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 17:58

if one of you guys is in need of a new engine feature you should seize the chance and post it! I´m not sure what happend to jcl but perhaps he just has had good sex this morning grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 19:18

Damn, i always want something, but now I don't know any XD
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/16/10 20:18

Add a new "debug mode" to SED.

Activate mode and it scans through your scripts.

Any time it finds a Bug, it stops and asks "Is this a Bug, or an Un-documented Feature ?"

If you click the "Feature" button, it continues the scan.

If you click the "Bug" button, it fixes the bug for you....
Posted By: Doof_Guy

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 01:13

since its the off topic thread ~

Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...since no one noticed on the forum

frown
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 02:16

Well then, Happy Birthday to you. wink
Posted By: Doof_Guy

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 02:25

haha thanks! Pretty tiring and frustrating day today, so i thought why not pitty party in the off topic thread a bit...haha well that just made my day =]
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 03:35

Quote:
since no one noticed on the forum

probably because there is no cake behind your forum name and nobody knows you...
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 07:39

The cake is gone by now, he had on the same day as me grin Just 7 years difference.
So happy (belated) birthday to you laugh
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 12:01

your fat mother is over the ocean
your fat mother is over th sea
your fat mother is over the oil leak
she falls onto the leak and its sealed

seal it, seal it oh please seal the leak with your mom your mom
seal it seal oh oh why dont you seal the leak with your mom?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/17/10 16:39

nice ice
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 09:49

Coolest Autonomous Roboter that I have seen yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww&feature=player_embedded


and this is a nice solution of simplicity in design:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0NFrA-Nx4Y&feature=related
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 10:50

so we are the one race that tries to make any other race including our own oboslete...
how clever...
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 13:01

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
Coolest Autonomous Roboter that I have seen yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww&feature=player_embedded


and this is a nice solution of simplicity in design:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0NFrA-Nx4Y&feature=related

It looks cool and its ability to balance itself is impressive. But the motor required to run the thing makes too much noise. With those things around, you can pretty much forget about stealth.

Also, those robots don't have arms. They can carry stuff on their backs, but live soldiers would have to load them up themselves. This would make it impossible to send one of these things out under fire to pick up some wounded marines.

But like I said, it's still some pretty impressive technology.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 13:32

The noise is simply caused by the Gasoline-engine.

In a stealth scenario they could use batteries (as full or part-time energy source)

Impressive is the ability of the robodog to keep upright
in a very unstable position.
Not like these japanese human-bots who are build to
have low instability. (big feet and such)

The bobodog itself is not really useful yet (a dirtbike
or quad is a better choice)
But the technology itself is impressive at that stage.

--

The second bot is impressive for using such a very
simple solution, and actually revinventing the wheel.

This would make it a much better system for outer planetary
rovers, that the classic rigid wheels.

When making these "flaps" to change between an open and
closed (wheel) form, you could
even seamlessly change between a driving and
walking behaviour.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 17:36

Our good mikaldinho is also a good friend of unity forum' users tongue

http://forum.unity3d.com/search.php?search_author=mikesgames
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/18/10 18:11

that page gives me this:

Code:
Could not insert search results

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SQL Error : 1062 Duplicate entry '340541861' for key 1

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Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/21/10 12:50

Ode an den Met
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/22/10 09:38

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
Our good mikaldinho is also a good friend of unity forum' users tongue

http://forum.unity3d.com/search.php?search_author=mikesgames
Spamming there? tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 20:31

Was soll Rei's neuer Avatar eigentlich darstellen?
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 20:39

Das ist eine optische Täuschung. Es sind rosa Kreise in einem Kreis und es verschwindet immer einer. Wenn du auf das Kreuz in die Mitte guckst, dann sieht es so aus, als ob da, wo gerade kein rosa Kreis ist, ein grüner Kreis wäre.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 20:44

nur dass das bei der Auflösung nich ganz so dolle klappt tongue
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 21:01

Das Bild ist eigentlich auch größer. wink

Rechtsklick, Bilz Anzeigen; oder hier gucken:

Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 21:23

jaja schon klar, ich meinte nur, dass es als Avatar nich so richtig der Hammer ist, einfach weils eben bei der Auflösung nich funzt wink
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 23:12

thats how religious education looks in Germany:


guess who I am! grin
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 23:14

The one taking the photo...
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/25/10 23:16

actually not, you fool -.-
Posted By: FoxZero

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 05:35

Visit my website http://foxzero.net for gaming articles fiction, rants about writing fiction, game design, music, and pictures of myself doing stuff!

I spam so robots don't have! Prevent robot labor abuse by hiring human slaves to do your spamming!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 09:46

I should more often check this topic xD

I wanted to have another avatar than this boring smiley tongue - if you have a better idea ^^


edit: hey und überhaupt, das klappt auch bei der kleinen auflösung tongue
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:03

Ich fand den Smiley cool! wink
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:08

@Hummel:
The guy on the floor? tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:14

Ich will den Smilie auch wieder haben.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:29

okay, okay
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:31

Juuuhuuu!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 10:33

ich seh grad, ich hätt mir echt sparen können das ding grafisch aufzuräumen ...
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 11:56

Originally Posted By: Cowabanga
@Hummel:
The guy on the floor? tongue

grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:27

Yes? grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:35

vor dem computer zu frühstücken ist schlecht...

ich esse seit 2 stunden tongue
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:38

For goodness' sake will it hurt ya if you'll post in English?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:41

having your breakfast in front of the computer is bad...

i eat for 2 hours.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:42

But I'm just too lazy to translate, Budaneki's translating sucks in case you didn't know.
Originally Posted By: Budaneki
to have breakfast before the computer is poor.

I eat for two hours.

Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:45

budaneki uses google translate
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:46

And what did you used?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:48

my brain.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:49

Originally Posted By: Cowabanga
For goodness' sake will it hurt ya if you'll post in English?

Du könntest doch stattdessen deutsch lernen. Jetzt mal ehrlich, es regt sich ja auch keiner auf wenn englisch geschrieben wird und es ist nun einmal ein multi-linguales Forum
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 12:53

genau grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 13:00

And now, just because of fun, I will continue writing german - tihihihi

Scheiße, es gibt zurzeit 50 % rabat auf GTA EFLC und das Indie Paket mit AaaaAAaaaAA! Und ich lade mit maximal 47.5 kbyte/s -.-'

Keine chance also ...
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 13:12

Hey, das kommt mir bekannt vor laugh -.-
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 13:27

@Sylar:
Yes, it's a multi-language forum, but if a thread started with a language, it should continue with the first language used. Go check the forum rules again.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 13:58

according to rules, this thread itself is against it, so rules are out of discussion here.
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 14:10

c'est vrai...
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 14:12

es saits sou luschtig lait...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 14:13

ja ne panemaju

&#1071; &#1085;&#1077; &#1087;&#1086;&#1085;&#1080;&#1084;&#1072;&#1102;.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 23:24

so, sylar , dein neues pic sieht im vergleich zu homer ja echt doof aus XD
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/26/10 23:30

Nach drei Jahren hab ich aber mal was anderes gebraucht =/
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/27/10 00:33

my english is so good that makes me nobody so quickly after

freewilling firewho

you are so beneath all pig, i think i spider

shit old what make you here?

i should sleep go

if you this here still reading, have you probably one on the waffle
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/27/10 20:58

i think i spider grin.
Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/27/10 21:06

the forum seems to be more active than in the last months when i thought that the community was slowly dying...
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/27/10 21:37

The community never dies.
Posted By: FoxZero

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 02:35

Dude! Did you guys see the new Time Crisis movie? I think it's Bowl's best work yet!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 05:37

Originally Posted By: Inestical
The community never dies.
Are you sure? grin
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 12:31

Optical illusions






Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 13:41

I think the photo of the soccer goal has been photoshopped!


The bottom one... grin
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 15:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4v4TMqrbhE
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 22:36

Toast + Tabasco + Käse + Kräutersalz + Pfeffer + Gurke = Unglaublich lecker.

Kein Witz, ich ess das fast täglich und es schmeckt einfach nur toll <3
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 23:28

hast du eig noch alle an der Latte?!!
entweder du machst mir was zu Futtern oder...oder.ähm.. ...ODER ICH STERBE!
ha, jetzt hab ichs dir gezeigt!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/28/10 23:31

Verreck doch, ich helf doch nicht meiner Konkurrenz o_O

Edit: Naja, weil du es bist, hier sind ein paar Bilder:

(Zutaten)


(Tabasko auf das Toast. Wichtig: Nicht gleichmäßig verteilen sondern einzelne Tropfen verteilen!)


(Käse und das Kräutersalz drüber)


(Gurken drüber und dann Pfeffer drauf tun)
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 08:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp_qq22rpng
You're the 304th viewer!!!
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 10:28

für sowas gibts doch den cooking thread du nuss-.-
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 13:04

Ich dachte in dem geht es ums kochen und nicht um widerliche Toasts oO
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 15:57

Finale: Holland Deutschland 0:4 wink
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 16:03

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
Finale: Holland Deutschland 0:4 wink


mach an fußball thread und verschon uns hier bitte-.-
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 16:08

Bist du der Oberlehrer im Off-Topic Thread?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 16:22

nit mal ansatzweiße aber i hass fußbal mit einer leidenschaft die mindestens gleichstark ist wie die leidenschaft derer die fußball lieben...

i erzähl dir anit wie mei stuhlgang heute war-.-
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 16:28

i erzähl dir anit wie mei stuhlgang heute war




..und ich find Metal Musik Kacke,
aber laber nicht bei solchen Diskusionen rein.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 16:55

ja weil WIR dafür einen eigenen thread haben wink
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 17:53

w00t! I sold my Gamestudio license! now I'll live happily with Unity.
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 18:14

Don't forget to post some screenshots of the results - in case you got any! Harhar! wink tongue
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 18:22

sick

Not this again.



whistle

What the hell, seriously, don't click that pic, because man is it awful, seriously.

But you should TOTALLY do as the pic says and turn awful-stupid threads here in a HILARIOUS comic and post that. The worse the art, the better
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 18:49


Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 20:20

Could you continue this very delight theme comic please! blush
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/02/10 23:02

there is a comic thread for this!

und nun zu meinem stuhlgang tongue

error, ich mag deinen humor XD
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/03/10 00:01

Originally Posted By: Cowabanga
w00t! I sold my Gamestudio license! now I'll live happily with Unity.


lol first you mock about Unity and now you got it for yourself?

[Removed Link]

Especially your quote:
Quote:
P.S. I won't change to Unity ever! Just want to know.


You are weird.
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/04/10 09:08

ANGIE GRAB MY BOOBS
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/04/10 13:21

@Pappenheimer: I will.

@Kiyaku: Well, let's say I saw the real pain of 3DGS, and the IRC community was very nice. And it has a really good tutorials grin
But yeah! I AM weird.
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/04/10 13:41

FOR I SHALL RULER.
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/04/10 14:06

Originally Posted By: Inestical
FOR I SHALL RULER.


In metric or imperial? grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/04/10 20:47


Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/10 11:21

Big Rigs grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/10 13:58

`just talked about that game with my wife yesterday.
i shall recreate it with A7 templates. but then my version has less bugs than the retail game XD
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/10 14:06

oh, PLEASE build in "i erzähl dir anit wie mei stuhlgang heute war" somehow.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/06/10 12:08

Svensk Java Spot

http://www.bild.de/BILD/video/clip/digital/2010/06/26/java.html
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/06/10 12:22

Soso, Java ist also eine aufklappbare Welt?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/06/10 12:26

"wat? i erzähl dir anit wie mei stuhlgang heute war"
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/06/10 12:39

Forced memes und so =/
Ich mein natürlich dein Java verherrlichendes Video
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/06/10 12:49

Das Video ist ziemlich cool, Ich glaub die sprechen Schwedisch oder Norwegisch?
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/07/10 14:38

What you get when someone hates your phone:
Originally Posted By: Cowabanga
well, my sister hates HTCs and my tea hates me so it got pwned tongue

Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/07/10 20:19

Jetzt wo das eine Unglück zu Unity wechselt, kommt der dritte lauf und ist noch schlimmer was das spammen angeht.

Schreckliche User frown
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/07/10 20:20

ja...
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/08/10 01:41

voll...
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/08/10 01:50

hnmjap
Posted By: FoxZero

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/10/10 19:48

I've never been a fan of cereal.
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/10/10 20:08

I love cereals, in fact, i consider myself as "cereal killer" 8D
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/10 13:44

Just to make this thread alive:

Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/10 14:38

smartasses inc. ... sounds like morbius to me.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/10 16:43

got a new verbal attack:

Id cut off your balls and feed them to you for breakfast, but you dont have any...

i consider this to be testworthy today for the next asshole who talks about my stab wound while he was sitting over there looking dumb instead of calling the fucking police-.-
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/10 17:56

I LOL'd so hard at this:



...And:



Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/15/10 00:14

Demokratie ist die Diktatur der Mehrheit
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/15/10 00:32


Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/15/10 08:48

Quote:


what does this remind me of....wait.... OOOOOH, NOW I REMEMBER.

Originally Posted By: sPlKe
mah vor zwei jahrn auf der euro fanmeile in innsbrcuk is mir soa dreckswichser mit der tröte hinterhergerannt. der fand das witzig. ich hasse fußball und trötene rst recht, aber wenn die de scheiß meile in die innenstadt baun musch halt leider durch wenn zu deim arzt musch der genau da sei scheiß püraxis hat.
jednfalls nach ca 30 sekunden is mir der so auf den sack gegangen, da hab ich mich umgedreht und ihm voll isn gesicht geschrien dass,w enn er mit dem getröte nicht aufhört, ich ihm des teil so tief in die fresse ramm dass er ein konzert furzen kann. dann war er still...


grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/15/10 11:20

not gonna do this again, theyll stab me fore sure-.-
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/16/10 21:44

Are you thirsty?

Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/17/10 10:41


happy..birthday Cow
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/17/10 18:34

Hehe, thanks!

Playing on Facebook for a loong while, gotta go PARTY!
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/19/10 16:23

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=COO685eZqvGQugEQ0AIYjQIyCDvUJo5uL44X
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/19/10 17:00




Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/20/10 09:49

the new iHold


Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/22/10 00:41

Raw Version of Starcraft 2 Intro before CG, Sound and Cut where final:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5X5a2eBZv0
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/23/10 23:16

brainfrezee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

the guy/girl has a truckload of this stuff in their channel.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/23/10 23:40

Thanks Quadraxas, cows&cows&cows and Cycles are great!

EDIT: I may need to know for an oral exam how to solve the following (type of) differential equation:

y' = y^2 + 2y + 2, y(0) = 1

Does anyone know how to proceed?
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 00:32


The right way to hold your iPhone 4.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 00:54

L on sugar cubes.

The death note is a really cool movie.
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 09:04

I should start watching the real movie, the anime was awesome (except for the end, kira should have won ;<)
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 09:10

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
L on sugar cubes.

The death note is a really cool movie.

What you are talking about? Any links?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 09:27

real movie?! hu, did I miss something? oO°
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 09:33

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note_(film)

Here you go grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 09:56

Quote:
Death Note (&#12487;&#12473;&#12494;&#12540;&#12488; Desu N&#333;to?)....

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Oh, btw, I really want to see Iron Sky!
Posted By: Captain_Kiyaku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 10:54

Doshte?

Most used word in Read or Die grin (an epic anime, if you haven't seen it yet, GO WATCH IT! The movie (splitted in 3 parts) and the show called "R.O.D. TV")
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/24/10 11:37

The first two parts of the Death Note are really great.
(the third is not the spectacular)

There are also some other nice Japanese series with Kimura Takuya
like "Mr Brain" http://wiki.d-addicts.com/MR._BRAIN
and "Change" that Ive really enjoyed.

Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/25/10 22:11

Quote:

EDIT: I may need to know for an oral exam how to solve the following (type of) differential equation:

y' = y^2 + 2y + 2, y(0) = 1

Does anyone know how to proceed?


Here goes (...in german)




Please be aware that I am not a mathematician, and I'm not trying to be one. So I'm fully aware of the fact that this is sloppy at best and possibly wrong at worst, though it does give the correct solution. Anyway, at the very least, it helps a little. laugh

Another thing: While this way of Seperation of variables works very well for this kind of differential equation (always a good thing to try when you only got one derivative), this way of writing it is not quite mathematically precise and correct. So depending on your professor, you might want to present it differently wink

Still hope it helps, though.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/25/10 22:22

Death Note is not bad

BUT




Well, I like ElfenLied, Neon Genesis Evangelion (ofcourse XD), The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, K-ON!, ToLOVERu, Magister Negi Magi, He is my Master (no, its not porn), sometimes Lucky Star and also Gurren Lagann XD

Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/25/10 22:46

Ich danke dir sehr, Error014, für die Mühe, die du dir gemacht hast.
Das Ergebnis ist zwar natürlich richtig, doch die Methode, die Art und Weise nützt mir leider nicht ganz so viel - auch wenn es mich erstaunt, dass man so auf die Lösung kommt -, denn mein (Mathematik-) Professor würd mich schon im ersten Umformungsschritt, der "Trennung der Variablen", erwürgen. (Bitte nicht als "undankbar" auffassen wink )

Ich kam auch auf die gesuchte Lösung, aber nur mit Glück, weil ich zufällig eine bestimmte Lösungsmethode anwenden konnte. Das war aber nicht Sinn und Zweck der Aufgabe, man kann und soll die DGL sinnvoll umschreiben/ substituieren, wie man z.B. eine lineare DGL n-ter Ordnung in ein lineares DGL-System 1. Ordnung überführen kann. Nur wie der geeignete Ansatz ist, das ist mir nicht klar und das habe ich auch nirgends im Internet finden können.
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 10:40

Hehe, but that doesn't consider Death Note as a 'Kids Anime', it's... somehow inbetween.
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 16:47

Du kennst aber schon das Verfahren der Trennung der Variablen, oder? Das ist durchaus ein mathematisch korrektes Verfahren (man muss dann aber etwas drauf achten, wie man das formal korrekt aufschreibt, daher mein Haftungsausschluss oben). Wenn du das nicht kennst, sieh es dir auf jeden Fall an, ist oft bei DGLs 1. Ordnung sehr hilfreich (wie du gesehen hast) laugh
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 17:02

Jo, das kenne ich, kann es (hoffentlich) auch herleiten und beweisen. Nur wie du vorgegangen bist, ist bei uns leider nicht erlaubt, damit meine ich, mit den dx,dy,dz zu "rechnen" als wären es Variablen oder ähnliches.
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 17:26

Das das nicht formal korrekt war, ist mir bewusst - aber das formal vernünftig aufzuschreiben ist ja nicht die große Nummer laugh

Sonst habe ich aber vll. auch deine ursprüngliche Frage falsch verstanden - ich hatte gedacht, es ging dir nur darum, überhaupt einen Ansatz zu kriegen.

Ich bin immer noch nicht sicher, ob deine Frage denn mittlerweile beantwortet ist? Oder willst du die Gleichung noch auf eine andere Art lösen (ich wüßte jetzt auf Anhieb keine weitere)?

---

Studierst du denn Mathe?
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 17:39

Jo, ich studier Mathe, bin jetzt im 4. Semester und letzte Woche zum ersten Mal durchgerasselt (in Algebra II, war auch ein Hammer, die Klausur), dementsprechend hoffe ich, die mündliche Analysis IV (+III) -Prüfung übermorgen zu bestehen, wenn möglich auch noch gut.

Was ich machen möchte, ich kopiere es einfach mal hier hin:
"Das war aber nicht Sinn und Zweck der Aufgabe, man kann und soll die DGL sinnvoll umschreiben/ substituieren, wie man z.B. eine lineare DGL n-ter Ordnung in ein lineares DGL-System 1. Ordnung überführen kann. Nur wie der geeignete Ansatz ist, das ist mir nicht klar und das habe ich auch nirgends im Internet finden können."

Man kann bestimmte DGLs nicht-linearen Typs mit einer relativ einfachen Transformation in eine lineare überführen, so etwas wäre hier auch sehr hilfreich (der konstante Term, die "2", verhindert, dass ich gewisse mir bekannte Transformationen anwenden kann), da es in der Prüfung eher um Ansätze als das Durcharbeiten einer Aufgabe geht.
Ich hoffe mittlerweile einfach, dass so etwas nicht in der Prüfung kommt, da wir das nur im Aufgabenblatt und nicht in der Vorlesung selbst behandelt haben...
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 17:54

Für mich ist das Umschreiben derart, dass man den Lösungsweg Richtung TdV erkennt ein sinnvolles umschreiben grin
Na, ich wüßte da auf Anhieb jedenfalls nichts anderes. Aber ich sehe jetzt, dass es dir um was anderes ging - kann dir da aber leider nicht weiterhelfen.

Aber das wird schon mit der Klausur, immerhin hast du ja definitiv Ahnung vom Thema, und sowas merken die bei einer mündlichen Prüfung ja, selbst, wenn du nicht auf die Lösung kommst. Ist der Prüfer denn wenigstens nett und menschlich?

Meine letzte Klausur ist am Freitag (theoretische Quantenmechanik), aber dann beginnen wenigstens die Semesterferien, die ich nach diesem Semester definitiv nötig habe. Ist auch viel zu gutes Wetter die Tage gewesen, um zu lernen.

EDIT: Als kleinen Nebeneffekt haben wir hiermit wunderbar die Animediskussion beendet grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 17:57

-.-
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/10 18:42

Theoretische Quantenmechanik? Da bin ich dann doch froh, "nur" in Analysis geprüft zu werden! wink Ja, wird echt Zeit, dass die Semesterferien kommen, man kann sich kaum noch aufs Lernen konzentrieren.

Der Prüfer ist eigentlich sehr nett, nur müssen wir neben der Praxis v.a. die Theorie inne haben, sprich alle Beweise aller Sätze an die Tafel schreiben und erklären können und da kommt in einem Semester doch einiges zusammen.
Hinzu kommt noch, dass einer der drei besten direkt vor mir geprüft wird, aber was soll's, es muss ja auch keine 1,0 werden...
Posted By: bodden

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 07:40

Kann mir einer von euch Hirnen nochmal erklären:

Wenn ein Zug mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit fährt und ich im Zug nach vorne renne, wieso ich dann von außen betrachtet mich nicht mit Überlichtgeschwindigeit bewege?

Bitte keine Kommentare wie: Ein Zug kann nicht mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit fahren. Das ist unkreativ!
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 07:48

Aus der Lorentztransformation kann man das Additionstheorem für Geschwindigkeiten (in Bewegungsrichtung) herleiten:

v_ges = (v1 + v2)/(1+ v1v2/c^2)
Posted By: bodden

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 09:13

OK, was ist denn c? Irgendwie fließt da ja noch die Masse mit ein, hab ich irgendwie in meiner trügerischen Erinnerung. Aber ist c die Masse? Oder wie beim Albert die Lichtgeschwindigkeit?
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 09:19

c ist die Lichtgeschwindigkeit
Posted By: bodden

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 09:40

Hm. Tatsächlich. Funktioniert ab nur für positive Geschwindigekteiten in Bewegungsrichtung, oder? OK, eine negative Geschwindigkeit ist dann auch nicht mehr die Bewegungsrichtung.
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/27/10 11:40

Es sollte auch entgegen der Bewegungsrichtung funktionieren. Senkrecht zur Bewegungsrichtung kommt noch ein Lorentz-Faktor dazu:

v' = v2/(1+ v*v2/c^2)*sqrt(1-b^2) wobei b=v/c

Ich weiß nicht genau, wie es im Grenzfall ist, wenn beide Geschwindigkeiten c sind. Kann sein, dass dann was divergiert. (c-c z.B.)
Posted By: bodden

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/28/10 06:44

Danke. Wieder was gelernt.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:17

the answer of the "Why god exists"-thread

He exists - and this is (was) his plan


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/897/1277757680025.jpg
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:40

that is what Christentum says...




















Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:42

^

Let's keep things like that in the religious threads. I, for one, don't want this topic to turn into a religious flame war. wink

In other news:

I got an awesome new internet connection! grin
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:49

ok.

for the other news:
how asome?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:51

Okay, here is the last one, after that - only non religious pics wink







--> I did this several times while presentations in my school XD


--> Makes me always laugh


--> else rule 34 would be sad XD
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:54

I love Apple and Rei Ayanami:


The title says all:


I hate that game:

Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:55

Rule one and two summerfag
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 20:57

and hey - that are only usual motivationals you can find everywhere on the web wink - nothing against that rules !


>>Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids


edit3: And what the heck? I did never ever mentioned it

edit4: Do not call me a newfag, i am there for 2 years XD

edit5:
muhahaha
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 21:21

Quote:
for the other news: how asome?

I can play games online now. That in and of itself is a major improvement. tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/10 21:25

How slow was your connection before, lol?

My actual is 320-400 kBit/s (40-50 kbyte/s) and I can play TF2 and Borderlands and such games online.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 11:27

I just had a nasty trojan or virus on my Vista PC:

After running several virus and spyware programs, i found out
(indirectly by cheking for an automatically called website) that i had a
TDSS rootkit Virus.

Its not detected by virus programs (for no sensible reason)
Since there is a program that can detect and remove them:

http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208280684

I would suggest anyone to testrun this scan.
(ist suplied by Kaspersky)
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 12:57

and i tought my connection was slow grin

@damocles: thanks for the warning, it did not found anything on my pc though.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 15:11

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
an>>Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids

No

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

edit4: Do not call me a newfag, i am there for 2 years XD

I called you a summerfag. Only newfags use the term newfags.
btw, lurking around since 2006. Am I leet nao?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 16:37

dont you have something better to do than posting in a senseless thread Sid? -.-
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 16:54

enough with 4chanfaggotry, i guess. /b/ is not good anymore.

inb4 /b/ was never good.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 18:09

Quote:
How slow was your connection before, lol?

128 kbps. At the best. Most of the time I had speeds of 76 kbps.

If I went over my download limit, I would get speeds of about 3 kbps.

Now I get speeds of about 500 kbps, so I'm good. laugh
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/30/10 18:26

Originally Posted By: Quadraxas
enough with 4chanfaggotry, i guess. /b/ is not good anymore.

inb4 /b/ was never good.


not really i said that pages before XD
on a totally urinated note: meat
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/10 20:12


Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/05/10 21:27

He actually only gets a 1$ salary.

But beeing so rich and having such a lot of power and influence,
he does that just as a marketing gag.

He earny lots lots more with shares and other investments.

(I just realize that this is off topic, referencing to a different post)

Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 12:20


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 12:54

Ich versteh nicht warum du dieses einmalige Angebot anderen zeigst oO
An deiner Stelle hätte ich mich sofort bei denen gemeldet um ein bisschen was von den Abo Gebühren abzubekommen, aber du verteilst das einfach weiter?
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 14:04

Ist der Post aktuell? Ich will da mitmachen!
Immerhin sind sie erfahrene WOW Spieler und sehr ehrgeizig laugh
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 14:13

Falls sich jemand für die Antworten darauf interessiert, hier der Thread: grin
http://www.gamestar.de/community/gspinboard/showthread.php?t=337502
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 14:32

Nicht ansatzweise so lustig wie der Startpost frown
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 15:25

Zitat von Wow2
"Wir suchen noch einen Programmier, der das ganze zum leben erwecken soll."
Viel Glück!

-->

Wir brauchen im Moment nur einen Programmierer sorry.


Joa, ein programmer für so ein spiel... nett laugh
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/10 16:34

der soll mal machen, schafft das schon..hat ja den leichtesten part
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 13:30

w00t! I reversed the flame-war on our noob fell0ws tongue

AI LAIKE DEVIANTARRRRRRT
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 13:38

http://cgi.ebay.de/Apple-Iphone-3GS-32GB...#ht_1149wt_1137

Oh man ist das bitter!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 13:40

hahahahaha, wer liest auch nicht den artikel XD
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 16:46

o.O
Also wenn ich mal Geld brauch, weiß ich was ich mit der Verpackung vom iPod Touch und vom iPhone anfangen kann... tongue
Posted By: Machinery_Frank

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 17:40

Auweia, das ist die Härte, ich kann das wirklich nicht glauben, dass die schon mehrere Hundert Euro für eine Verpackung bieten. Und das steht ja klar unten im Text, dass in der Verpackung kein iPhone enthalten ist, irre.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 17:55

Brb, ich geh die zwei iPhone Verpackungen verkaufen die ich noch habe.
Jemand interessiert? Für euch gibts natürlich ein Sonderangebot von 160€ pro Packung. tongue
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 18:01

o.O das wird ja immer teurer... also das Verpackung laugh
Posted By: Machinery_Frank

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 18:31

Die Verpackung wurde jetzt für 331,99 Euro verkauft und da gibt es noch viele andere Angeobte mit teilweise identischem Text. Ist das jetzt ein Trend geworden, Leute zu abzuzocken? Ich meine, die sind schon selten dämlich, aber häufig schützt unser Rechtssystem die Dummen, mal sehen, wohin das führt.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 18:56

Meine Prototyp KI macht mich fertig weil sie mir meine Marschflugkörper klaut frown

Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 19:17

Du hast oben im if = statt == wink

EDIT: Oder ist das Absicht?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 19:24

Ist Absicht
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 20:25

Not again with the Deutsch!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 20:28

Originally Posted By: Inestical
Not again with the Deutsch!
Hell yeah! Someone understands me! grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 20:58

Ich schreib jetzt einfach nur aus Protest wieder deutsch, mit ein bisschen Glück glauben die anderen dann ich würde mich über sie lustig machen. Und dann beginnt ein fetter Flamewar und das fände ich dann schon son bisschen geil.

Übrigens, jetzt wo meine KI mir nicht mehr die Marschflugkörper klaut, macht das ganze sogar irgendwie spaß

Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:13

C'mon. The thread started in english, so it is kept english. Make your own german "Das Offtopic". |:
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:14

Die Offtopic grin

But okay laugh
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:17

But "Das Off-Topic" is correct oO
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:28

Really, is topic not a female word?
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:29

i will never understand that gendered words on other languages...
in english and turkish words are mono-gendered. or not gendered at all grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 21:42

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
Really, is topic not a female word?

Nope

@Quadraxas: Lucky you.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 23:25

doh, i am soo bored, but cannot sleep because there is a big bug in my room, but i cannot find it anymore -.-'
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 23:31

a lot people would like to make a lame joke about 'debugging' now..sry guys tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/07/10 23:36

i can't kill real life bugs (or anything else in real life)...
So I won't sleep tonight, maybe I can program a bit...
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/09/10 09:08

Girl playing rts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdAc0LEE5A&feature=related
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/10/10 14:37

It's mah birthday!
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/10/10 14:46

Happy Birthday!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/10/10 14:49

Thank you laugh
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/10/10 19:32

happy birthday.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/12/10 17:28

Leadwerks "3D World Studio" can export to wmp - did you know?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/12/10 18:45

"iPhone-Besitzer haben den meisten Sex"

(engl: "iPhone users have the most sex."


Was just an article I read. well I have an iPhone (well I am 14) and can't say anything to that - and you ?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/12/10 19:12

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
Was just an article I read. well I have an iPhone (well I am 14) and can't say anything to that - and you ?

If you have an iPhone classic or an 3G: Please give me your UDID :3
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/12/10 19:25

3GS
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/12/10 20:06

You are useless shocked
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/14/10 04:38

updated my avatar laugh

Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/14/10 06:46

FUARKGWHNIJaePZS
TBEMINOD

Shield deosnt say much does it?
A viking who cant remember his alphabet without
scrawling it on his shield... hehe.

At least it starts with "FUARK" wink

Cool all the same...
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/14/10 14:22

Futhark wink
..so its indeed just the alphabet tongue
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/15/10 14:52

Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 17:25

I am an "Expert" now...

Hmnm, somehow this makes no sense. If a user just asked stupid questions, he gets an Expert. If I just write into Morbius I can get an Expert.

Maybe it would be better to have a "Useful-Post" button, and how many times this button has been clicked for a user decides his user title?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 17:31

Good idea. And a vote-kick button please.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 17:36

and a just-Sid-kick button wink
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 17:52

I still want custom titles, to honor excellent users and ridicule people for idiotic posts.

Mostly ridicule, though.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 18:18

Originally Posted By: Hummel
and a just-Sid-kick button wink

Komm bei ICQ on und sag mir das direkt ins Gesicht mad
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/16/10 20:40

ich getrau mich nich, du weißt doch, dass ich dir nich in Augen gucken kann wenn du schimpfst und dafür schäme ich mich frown
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 19:38

sacht ma wer bescheid?
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 20:19

öhm... bescheid?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 21:20

Bescheid!:D
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 21:25

Ihr deppen sollt es sagen und nicht schreiben -.-
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 21:46

Sid, ich mag dich ja wirklich sehr, aber HALT-DIE-FINGER!!!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/22/10 22:12

Womit denn? Ich kann entweder die Finger mit der einen Hand festhalten oder mit der anderen, aber ich kann nicht alle halten
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/23/10 17:57

BESCHEID!
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/23/10 18:11

Na du bist ja bescheiden!

Jaja, ich weis, Incredibly Lame Pun.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/29/10 09:41

Wo kriege ich sonntags Pralinene her?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/29/10 10:42

Tankstelle...
Gibs auch manchmal Blumen da.

Mamas Geburtstag vergessen? grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/29/10 12:37

richtig
Posted By: Michael_Schwarz

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/29/10 12:48

hätteste gestern noch dran gedacht, hättest du dir die pralinen bei amazon bestellen können und dann per overnight express zustellen lassen. Dann wärs heute auch da gewesen grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/29/10 15:48

Ja, jetzt ist eh alles zu spät XD

Am besten ich bestell jetzt schon was fürs nächste jahr grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/30/10 17:00

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaccckk
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/30/10 23:36

Ich hab gerade eine Rasierklinge für eine Aufgabe genutzt die die meisten Jugendlichen nicht mehr kennen: Rasieren.
Ob überhaupt noch jemand weiß das man die Dinger nicht nur zum ritzen verwenden kann? =/
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/30/10 23:39

ritzen macht doch Spass
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/30/10 23:42

Jawoll, geh mit gutem Beispiel für die Jugend vorran laugh
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 00:11

Darwinistische Auswahl.. grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 07:58

Liebes Tagebuch,

bin jetzt wieder seit zwei Stunden wach. Fühl mich scheiße.
Die Kekse sind leider auch alle, ich fürchte sogar das ich schuld daran habe.

Meiner Laune nicht gerade zuträglich sind die scheiß blagen auf dem Weg zur Schule, ich hoffe inständig das die beim nächsten Amoklauf mit drauf gehen. Wobei, aktuell geht es bereits wieder. Die Rush-hour ist vorbei und der Bus fährt wieder nur alle 30 Minuten.
Ich friere und hole mir eine Decke. Eigentlich hätte ich mich ja zu der Decke legen sollen anstelle die Decke zu mir zu legen, aber nun bin ich einmal wach nun bleib ich es auch.

Draußen ist gerade ein Flugzeug vorbeigeflogen. Scheiß Touristen die um diese Uhrzeit fliegen wollen. Ich hoffe das sie die nächsten sind die für irgendeinen Gott in ein Hochhaus geflogen werden. Von mir aus auch vom Papst persönlich.

Manchmal hasse ich die Welt und da ich weiß das die Welt mich dann auch hasst, tu ich ihr nicht den gefallen und bring mich um sondern bleib am Leben. HA! Das hat die jetzt davon.
Das erinnert mich übrigens an eine lusige Geschichte aus Russland. Wir waren gerade auf dem Heimweg vom Park (genauer gesagt: Vom saufen) als sich die Russin von Clara (ich glaub Nadja hieß die) auf den Boden geworfen hat.
Als wir sie dann gefragt haben warum sie das getan hatte, meinte sie das sie so der Erde das richtige Drehmoment geben könne um sie aus ihrer Bahn direkt in die Sonne stürzen zu lassen. Passiert ist bis heute noch nichts, aber bis 2012 hat das Mädchen ja noch Zeit.

Ich glaub ich geh jetzt raus ein bisschen frische Luft schnappen. Das bringt mich vielleicht auf andere Gedanken.

dein Sid
Posted By: Helghast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 09:02

I hate it when every topic started on this board turns German!
I really feel Conitec should make a single language (English), instead of bi-lingual forum... It pisses me off, seriously
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 09:50

Agreed ! Ernst!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 15:11

Ich schreibe sachen, die andere nicht verstehen und sich deshalb aufregen. Diese Dinge jene welche dabei erwähnt werden besitzen zwar keinerlei Relevanz, aber das macht nix, denn das weiß ja niemand außer denen die das lesen können und denen kann es ja Rille sein. Außerdem muss ich noch Met kaufen gehn. Komm nich zu spät denn es gibt Mät. Ene mene Muh und raus bist du. Bahne frei Kartoffelbrei. Guten morgen ein neuer Tag beginnt, da freuen wir uns alle weil wir zusammen ..Met trinken! Abra Kadabra, simsala(geiles Pogaymon) bim!

@EvilSOB: I hope you understand us a bit better from now on. wink
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 15:28

freie bahn mit marzipan!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 17:46

meine Rede, aber es hört ja aniemand auf mich! mad
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 19:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7C8tJos0zE&feature=related
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 19:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPPqABy35dM
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 19:54

http://www.youtube.com/
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 19:56

http://youporn.com
Amidoinitrite?
Posted By: TrackingKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 20:00

Server nicht gefunden
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 20:02

Auf englisch bitte. Hier mögen es einige nicht wenn man auf deutsch schreibt!

Zehn punkte Abzug für Gryffindor!
Posted By: TrackingKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 20:03

Das müsst ihr euch absehen tongue
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 20:24

NICHT LUSTIG!mad
Posted By: TrackingKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/31/10 20:30

Das ist lustig grin crazy
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/02/10 00:59

Ack, nicht mehr deutsch!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/02/10 16:32

nein, wir sollten wirklich nicht mehr in deutsch schreiben otherwise we would probably never reach the 100 pages was ich aber noch erleben will before the maya kalender endet, vlt is this the only possibility to avoid das Unausweichliche?!

Who knows...
Posted By: Error014

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/02/10 19:44

You know, speaking german just to annoy others is really not as funny or clever as you think it is.

Instead, "childish" might be a fitting adjective. laugh


Now, I'm not sure if you're going to reply in english or go the truly hilarious extra mile by replying in either german or a mix of languages like above (or possibly another language). But whatever the case, it's probably not going to be funny, either. But hey, keep trying!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/02/10 19:47

Ich hab die Orientierung verloren. Worum gehts gerade? Immer noch das englisch vs deutsch Ding?
Posted By: TrackingKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/03/10 20:45

Ja probably schon...
Posted By: ventilator

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/03/10 20:50

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvJvinmOdHQ[/video]

when will those damn video tags be fixed? laugh
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/05/10 17:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M epic. simply epic.
Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/05/10 17:18

OMG...What a viral...Sooo amazing grin
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 17:43

I´m sitting in a so called 'society-service-school'. This place is probably the origin of all boredom, you dont learn something and you got nothing to do at least we have an internet connection...the next town is called 'Schleife' which is German and can be directly translated to English: loop
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:14

I'm sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intention.
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:20

Aqualung? - still alive, errm, revived in a new body?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:22

@justsid - ah, you are the other guy here... stop looking at me.
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:31

grin

Uh, Ian Anderson goes James Last: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=325wTBeMHRM&feature=related *shiver*
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:36

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
@justsid - ah, you are the other guy here... stop looking at me.

Does this means that your sexchange was successful?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:47

" the other guy"

What is not understandable? I am one guy, you are the other guy.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 18:48

But I'm eying little girls =/
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 19:02

Liar!

I am eying the girls, you are eying me!

Pedophile...
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/08/10 19:05

Damn it rei, get a haircut! I really thought you were a girl >_>
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 15:13

Why is the Forum so quiet, did I miss something?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 18:42

Sid is traumatised after the try to get laid with the suspected girl tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 18:49

Sollen wir es nicht noch einmal auf deutsch probieren?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 19:07

deutsch is lame
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 19:36

Ja, aber das regt die anderen so schön auf
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 20:16

ach, ich dachte es geht um Sexualpraktiken =\
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 20:22

dann hätte ich ja wohl nicht "_auf_ deutsch" geschrieben, oder?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/10 20:37

was weiß ich denn was du wann schreibst oO
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/17/10 19:37

Wenn ich es mal wieder deutsch mit dir treiben will schreib ich dich privat via ICQ an. Weißt du doch.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/17/10 19:43

du hast dich aber lange nich mehr blicken lassen shocked
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/17/10 20:05

Ich hab halt angst vor Hümmeln frown
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/19/10 21:37

stuff I developed today:



Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/19/10 23:19

Zellulitishase?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 15:49

nope, stanford bunny wink
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 15:51

The right part of the lower picture looks cute/ nice.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 16:18

If you want you can visit me at home to take a closer look at my neat, cute, small baby bunnies..you are allowed to touch them...arrr
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 19:52

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

Nice game.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 19:55

I've fallen down, my nose bleeding badly
I'm where you want me...

I know the words I know when to say them
You're where I want you...
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 20:15

Quote:
I've fallen down, my nose bleeding badly

This makes my dark soul really happy :3
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 20:45

hey guys laugh
Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 21:02

Hey Slin laugh
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 21:04

"Hey" is a short version of "hello". good that we saved that much time
Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 21:11

Hello Damocles_:)

Better? tongue
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 21:56

yes, thank you
Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/20/10 22:32

BTW i like you avatar, she is cute wink
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/21/10 06:48

I dislike his current Avatar.

[x] Damocles isn't damocles without his old avatar!
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/21/10 10:35

Well, I like both.
Have to toggle between them from time to time.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/25/10 19:14

Just created a Shadow of the Colossus wallpaper since I was not able to find a good one.
Amazing game, from the beginning till the very end.

I removed some emulation artifacts and added the DoF Blur to the hero.
The stunning rest is original in-game rendering.

EDIT: just took a look and actually found an other very good one


Posted By: ventilator

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/25/10 20:06

emulation artifacts? is there a working ps2 emulator now? last time i tried all games ran with about 1 fps.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/25/10 20:09

last time i played tekken5 it was around 45fps

core2quad q9300 4gig ram 9600gt
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/25/10 20:13

newest pcx2 version using all speed hacks can run SotC on a good PC with almost always playable frame rates but you get a lot artifacts in some scenes...all in all it´s playable. wink
I´m looking forward to see how the PS3 version will push this game to the next level.

EDIT:


I used the mighty anisotropic kuwahara filter to give the scene a more abstract look.
Also I increased the contrast and added glow to the eyes.
I´m not sure whether the guy who created the wallpaper I mentioned before created the lettering I also used for this one by his own..I think I´ll try to contact him.

Also check this awesome piece of music. That´s the music which starts when you finally managed to get on a coloss.

Did I already mentioned that I love this game? laugh
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/26/10 12:58


Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/26/10 13:21

Way too much bloom, stay with the previous wallpaper but make the logo darker.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/26/10 13:44

I´m pretty happy with the result since the focus lies on the colossus and the almost white parts give you the possibility to place your desktop icons there without hiding the image´s awesomeness.
First I invested a lot time in adding dark fades to the left and right borders which fit the structure of the pic but when I placed it on the desktop I recognized that it frames the scene and therefore destroys this 'wide' atmosphere.
Also this version is much more dynamic thx to the motion blur and has light shafts. laugh
But thx for the criticisms. wink
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/28/10 17:59



I'm not a fan of Sonic but that game (graphically) looks awesome!
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 01:01

Originally Posted By: forecast
WED & MED Improvements
Dark lights. Lightmap styles. Volumetric model mapping. 3D view rendering by the engine.
Verdunkelnde Lichter. Lightmap-Styles.Volumetrisches Mapping für Modelle. 3D-View wird von der Engine gerendert.

Does anyone know more about the bold feature?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 04:49

I imagine it means the 3D views in WED and MED are rendered by the engine rather than whatever dodgy method they use at the moment.

Jibb
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 12:07

Yes, I hope so. As a result, GED would be obsolete, right? (What would be the way to go, IMO.)
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 17:21

How to take a picture as a signature?

(want my steam card :D)
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 17:32

Not possible
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 18:07

possible..it isn´t.

Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 18:17

You don't know the difference between Signature and Post, don't you?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 18:24

But Fireball has a picture... Because he is a mod?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/12/10 18:25

you dont know what you dont know now, do you?!
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/16/10 21:41

An die Mathematiker/ Physiker/ ... :

Wenn ich zwei maximale Ideale N,M in einem Ring und ein weiteres (vom Nullideal verschiedenes) Ideal I habe, gilt dann folgende Implikation und wenn ja, warum?

I ist enthalten in N UND (!) M. => Es gilt N = M.

Einen analogen Schritt in einem Beweis (aus der Vorlesung) verstehe ich nicht, konnte dazu im Internet auch nichts finden.

____________________________________________________

EDIT: I will try to explain/ ask it in English, too:

Is the following implication true?

I have a ring and two maximal ideals M and N and a third arbitrary ideal I ( != (0) ).

I is a subset of N AND M. => N = M.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/18/10 22:39

Deutsche Videospiel-Geschichts-Doku (von 2003), ist ganz gut:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_cBBoZW3JI
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/03/10 00:00

Has anyone coincidentally made a speech or wrote an essay on NURBS, in particular on interpolation and approximation?
I would not want to steal or copy it, I just don't have an idea for a subtopic, yet.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/09/10 16:45

Black Ops is just great grin
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/09/10 22:28

Golden Sun Dark Dawn sucks...crappy kiddie game -.-
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/10/10 17:57

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Golden Sun Dark Dawn sucks...crappy kiddie game -.-

y...yo.... youre joking right?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/10/10 19:29

absolutely not, have you played it?
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/20/10 12:15

Does anyone play the old Tetris for Gameboy? If so, what's your highscore?

Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/20/10 22:12

Just found a nice addition to Firefox, called
"Flashblock"

Its ment to block any flash-player content to play
unless you click the start button.
Very nice to speed up your browser, and avoid nasty adds.
Look for add-ons in the firefox plugin search.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/25/10 18:35

(Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYcbxhvIX0)

Remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoG4PlEPtY
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/29/10 23:43

Funny exepts from the Wikileaks Embassy Docs:


(SBU) Chancellor Angela Merkel nominated Baden-
Wuerttemberg (BW) Minister President Guenther Oettinger as EU
Energy Commissioner primarily to remove an unloved lame duck
from an important CDU bastion. The move was not the promotion
of a valued colleague as Merkel's allies sought to portray it.
Rather, Oettinger's increasing loss of party support in BW
compelled Merkel to push Oettinger out to protect her support
base there. Oettinger is noted for a lackluster public
speaking style, and some commentators have asserted that
Merkel, who has often stood out at EU meetings, wanted to
appoint a German Commissioner who would not outshine her.

2. (SBU) Germany has a time-honored tradition of sending
unwanted politicians to the EU Commission, although departing
SPD EU Industry Commissioner Guenter Verheugen proved his
worth during his tenure. Oettinger has criticized Merkel for
her policy stances (on federal support to Opel and on generous
subsidies to the former eastern states, for instance) and her
purported lack of leadership while antagonizing other
influential CDU leaders. In addition to being a poor public
speaker, he has a tendency to put his foot in his mouth.

---

Its much more interesting than reasing normal Newspaper comments,
as its related to people who are really into the matter.


Btw: Germany took up 7 Guantanamo Inmates,
and ist still paying huge amounts of developing Aid to China
(as if China would be a developing country...)
And there are still US nuclear weapons stationed in Germany..
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/30/10 21:23

Wenn ich eine oder mehrere PDF in Opera in einem Tab geöffnet habe, und derweil in einem oder mehreren Tabs im Inet surfe, dann springt die PDF, scheinbar grundlos, ein paar Seiten, meistens jedoch bis ans Ende der Datei, weiter.
Da das beim Lernen/ Arbeiten einige Male am Tag passiert, ist es, insbesondere bei größeren Skripten, sehr nervig. smirk

Kennt jemand die Ursache oder gar eine Lösung (abgesehen von einem anderen Browser)? Lust habe ich auch nicht, jede PDF, die ich im Internet einsehe, vorher erst abspeichern zu müssen.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/01/10 12:46

Where is the Turbo-Button on my Computer?

I want my Turbo-Button back!
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/01/10 16:35

"Ein Programmierer ist nur ein Tool, das Koffein in Code umwandelt, und dabei leere Pizzaschachteln produziert."
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/01/10 16:39

Oder mit Koffein und Pizza Kot erzeugt..
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/01/10 17:31

Geht auch grin
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/11 05:02

yeah!
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/11/11 02:06

http://www.bild.de/BILD/regional/frankfu...justiz-aus.html

Quote:
Dieses Urteil ist wie ein Freibrief für jeden Schwerverbrecher! Yasin A. (17) beging in sieben Wochen sieben brutale Raubüberfälle. Doch in U-Haft sitzt er nicht. Eine Richterin ließ den Schüler wieder laufen – keine Wiederholungsgefahr!

Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/11/11 12:38

Zwiebelrostbraten.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/14/11 21:08

I'd like to meet the guy who invented plastic tabs...

And punch him in the stomach.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/15/11 14:57


Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/16/11 21:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKkPFDEiC6Q&feature=player_embedded
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/17/11 15:11

Made Up Video Game hasn't updated for weeks. frown
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/20/11 17:46

Best DNF joke ever: http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?p=881327#post881327
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/11/11 22:29

Setting up a linux box as a gateway/desktop system is about 3 million times more complicated than it is in Windows, as there isn't a built-in way to configure NAT in most distros (including mine).

BUT I DID IT ANYWAY grin

Also you should all be ashamed for leaving this thread to die, what with us being nearly at 1000 posts. >:(
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/11/11 23:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-qgum7hFXk
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/11 01:03

Since I'm graduating from high school early (I'm 16), My parents are cutting back on the amount of homework I have to do each day so that I can have more time to do things like work on G.R.U.N.T.S.

Home school is nice. grin
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/11 01:13

Uh, I've always thought you were pretty old.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/11 14:20

Originally Posted By: Superku
Uh, I've always thought you were pretty old.

Ha! How old exactly?
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/11 14:22

At least 30! wink
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/19/11 13:11

Just passing by, really. Don't mind me.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/19/11 20:43

Quote:
Just passing by, really. Don't mind me.

You reeeeallly want somebody to bite, eh? You must be extremely bored!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/19/11 20:45

What is the point of the rating system on these forums? Who uses that?

Also, who uses the Re: feature to reply to specific posts? I tend to read posts in chronological order, since that's exactly how they're laid out.
Posted By: Roel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 09:36

Do you also think some people look at their best when you have your eyes closed?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 10:59

Now solve this:


The red car is to the left of the yellow car.
The yellow car is to the left of the orange car.
The yellow car is to the left of the green car.
The green car is to the left of the blue car.

Do we know that the blue car is to the right of the orange car?

(note: cars are parked in a straight line)
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 11:18

may or may not be
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 11:20

Please add a description to your solution wink
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 11:42


Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 11:43

Cool well solved, there are actually 3 alternatives:

RYOGB RYGOB RYGBO

Here the paper on that, trying to explain how you where thinking:

http://www.uni-giessen.de/cms/fbz/fb06/p...ee29188d7e3a5f9
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/21/11 17:13

Originally Posted By: Roel
Do you also think some people look at their best when you have your eyes closed?

Say what? confused
Posted By: Germanunkol

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/11 09:54

He's saying some people only look good when you don't see them. I think. tongue


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/11 19:38

Yes, but what does that have to do with what I said about thread ratings and the "Reply to poster" feature?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/11 20:02

penis.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/22/11 20:21

al tries to renew his driver license

"name?"
"al bundy"
"what language do you speak?"
"the same language everyone in this country speaks..."
"spain.. okay..."
"no... i speak american!"
"american... american?"
guy behind counter looks through his files, finds an old dusty file, blows the dust away
"ah, american. here!"

al takes the form and fills it out. he then gets called.

"al boondy?"
"my name is bundy"
"This way mister boondy"

al is lead to his driver coach that will see how well he can drive.

"al boondy?"

it happens to be his son bud, angry at al because he had him look for a job
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/23/11 00:33

GStudio trivia #001:
Watch X-Men 2. After ~63minutes, the X-Men's aircraft gets hunted by two jets. You can hear the famous "templates/sounds/beep.wav" sound.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/23/11 00:51

GStudio trivia #002:
Play Castlevania Lords of Shadow for PS3/XBox 360. In Chapter 3 Stage 1, you climb along some towers. Opening the gates and stop midway will close the gates again with the "door_locked.wav) sound.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/11 14:48

Interessant:
Öl und Erdgas sollen (teilweise) aus anorganischen Prozessen stammen, und
sich permanent wieder-auffüllen.

http://www.eike-klima-energie.eu/news-an...oel-und-erdgas/

also: laßt uns graben und fahren
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/11 21:55

http://www.funimation.com/alienvsninja/
grin
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/27/11 23:45

Ninja Pirates VS Alien Zombies:
Several Ninjas decided to leave their paths and become Pirates. Their fate is tested when Aliens crash land on Earth. The Atmosphere here has the nasty side effect that the Aliens all die and turn into Zombies. And only the Ninja Pirates have the skills to stop them. And make some cash out of it...
Posted By: Pappenheimer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 00:29

That's the story of it? Cool! grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 13:57

Saw this on Games Radar after searching for GRUNTS on google:

Quote:
User comment: EzekielRage
you missed out on a great game.
its a small episodic indie game named G.R.U.N.T.S from iceValk entertainment.
you should definately check it out!


As if you had nothing to do with the game. wink
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 15:07

Oh, helpful tip: (I wonder why I never new that before)

In the Windows Command Prompt, you can use the TAB key,
to fill filenames.

for example, if you have the directory

c:\mystuff\mommy\pic_10_2_1980_drunkInCollege\
and you are in

c:\mystuff\mommy\

just enter cd p (then press TAB) , to fill in the filename that
starts with p.
(sves you some typing when using the Commandpromt alot)
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 15:37

Bulletstorm is just brilliant. My new screen too.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 21:04

I allways knew Holland is greedy, but now - According to newst estimates -
Belgium is only about 2500 Squaremeters big:

Proof: Look at the Google Map:
Belgium
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 21:52

I just finished setting up the family wiki, but my folks are gone, so I have nothing to do...
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 21:58

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
I allways knew Holland is greedy, but now - According to newst estimates -
Belgium is only about 2500 Squaremeters big:

Proof: Look at the Google Map:
Belgium


If you go a bit to the northeast, to the actual town Baale, you'll see that it's full of borders. wink
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/28/11 22:08

They shure dont know how to make a straight line.
The whole town is split up like an African Colony.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/01/11 12:03

nice Indygame:

placing shugar into a cup

http://bartbonte.com/sugarsugar/
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/23/11 23:07

I know it's old, but still great:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn5yy_sandi-thom-i-wish-i-was-a-punk-rock_music
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/25/11 20:22

Just finished John Romero´s Dangerouse Dave.


Nice Game. Not to easy nor to difficult.
Reminds me of the good old days. laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 03/26/11 04:25

You should try the sequel, Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion. Resident Evil, meet your maker. wink

In other news, I made the switch from Firefox to Google Chrome, and I've gotta say I'm loving it so far! It's much more speedy and reliable than Firefox is. Although I'm concerned with how much of the internet Google controls now...
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/01/11 20:33

GStudio trivia #003:
Watch Star Trek (2009). After ~42minutes, Kirk presses a button with his swollen hands on some communication device. You can hear the famous "templates/sounds/beep.wav" sound.
Posted By: Germanunkol

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/01/11 22:18

Yeah, I think I noticed that too. But I've also heard it in some other movies... maybe they used the same free base sample?
Or maybe star-trek is using 3dgs for rendering their ships tongue... NOT.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/01/11 22:28

Quote:
Or maybe star-trek is using 3dgs for rendering their ships ... NOT.

Haha time will prove you wrong, believe me. wink
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/01/11 23:41

Well, this is post number 989 on this thread.

I tried posting again and I couldn't see my second post until I deleted the first. It seems there is some kind of artificial limit for the number of posts you can see in one thread at a time.

I don't know, but this might spell the end of this thread. frown
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 07:40

noooo! shocked
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 07:49


NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 08:56

Whot?, this cant be happening!
The Thread actually did have some nice conversations.
(I made the first post going Off the topic)
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 14:04

Say hey, there are some more posts.

Not sure why I had my problem, but ok. The end isn't so near. wink
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 17:31

Here's one more.
Posted By: Xarthor

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 22:39

And another one ... have a nice one everybody, cheers!
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:30

Lets see who can make the final deathnote post.

Like the wreked guy in Central Park painted on his cardboard:

"The End is near!"
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:36

This is reply #997.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:36

#998
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:37

#999
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:37

1000 replies!

Well, we've reached 101 pages. I wonder what the limit is.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/02/11 23:49

uh, one last

...

guess the story goes on...
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 00:30

Why should there be any limit at all?
It's "only" 34 pages with my settings.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 00:36

For me its page 26...
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 00:36

Page 11 here.

Jibb
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 01:01

Mhh... thats something new, normally its longer = better =/
Posted By: Roel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 18:44

51 pages here

btw, Wisdom comes with mistakes... so, where's my wisdom?
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 19:16

It's in the post you just made. tongue
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 20:12

Quote:
Wisdom comes with mistakes
...so, where are my mistakes?
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 20:23

...so where am I?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/03/11 20:24

I went with 99 posts per page because that's the most allowed.

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 17:36

PoP Dust:Mod
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 19:18

Prince of Persia 1 is a great game, and that level looks like it would make a good challenge for experienced players.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 20:03

1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)
is now on Steam:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/15540/

(it's a gamestudio (?) game from the creators of AAAaaaAAaaaAAAaaaA)
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 21:06

@Redeemer: experienced player
(But it´s German)
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 21:27

@Superku,

it says the engine is custom built in their indiedb page.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/04/11 21:38

I don't know why they say "custom built", but if you play it you get an A7 icon.

Jibb
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/05/11 02:46

Originally Posted By: JulzMighty
I don't know why they say "custom built", but if you play it you get an A7 icon.

Heavily modified A7, perhaps?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/12/11 09:34

Geometry shader subdivided cube with procedural artistic topology visualization:


My first geo-shader ever + pixel shader which uses exclusive information from the geo-shader. laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/12/11 13:53

Hey, that's cool!

I have a friend in South Africa who made something like that, only it's software based and thus isn't a "shader" in the common sense of the word at all (although it does draw texture mapped spheres). In his own words:

"The idea is to project the 3D sphere to a 2D conic section, which (being a quadratic object) can be perfectly scan-converted and rasterized. [The Texture Mapping] works by projecting the sides of a cube onto the sphere, and then mapping the U/V coordinates on the sphere (which are acquired along with the normal vector) directly to the X/Y coordinates of the cube face.  This is a very fast method of texture mapping, but the trick is to find the correct face.  In this implementation, the sphere is divided into 6 curved surfaces, found by cutting the sphere with 6 great circles.  Each surface is then individually mapped with its own texture."
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/12/11 14:29

Sounds like he is using simple cubic environment mapping to project the textures on the sphere.
The point of the technique I used on this 'cube' is, that you can theoretically add it to any arbitrary shaped model. The result depends on the triangle topology of the object only. wink
As you can see the first version is a simple wireframe texture following the edges of the polygons.
The second one draws lines which connect the midpoints of the triangles.
The bottom versions are basicly combinations of the first two. laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 00:14

So I woke up yesterday ok, and then as the day wears on I begin feeling really cold and weak. No sore throat or nose issues, just complete weakness. The same thing happens today, where I start up ok and then plummet.

So now at 8:00 PM in the evening, I find out I have a fever and a body temperature of 101.7 degrees.

Whoopee...
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 00:18

That sucks! Get better soon.

Jibb
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 06:42

101.7 degrees... for a fraction of second i thought...
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 06:58

@Quadraxas

Me too grin
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 07:25

Redeemer: I take it you're not measuring your temperature in Celsius or Kelvin?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 09:21

Originally Posted By: Inestical
Redeemer: I take it you're not measuring your temperature in Celsius or Kelvin?

Is that much of a surprise that americans use fahrenheit? They even write the date in a stupid format and the NSNumberFormatter class insists that -100 needs to be written as (100) for them.

(wtf?!)
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 12:11

JustSid: No I kind of hoped it was Fahrenheit. That temperature in any other measure would be a bit worse news.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 14:58

Uh, yeah, the measurement is in Fahrenheit. If it was anything you could be sure I was dead.

Quote:
Is that much of a surprise that americans use fahrenheit? They even write the date in a stupid format

Ah hah! I spend a lot of time with Europeans online so I've trained myself to use a universal format that anyone will recognize:

2011/04/13

As for the temperature, I suppose Celsius would've been better to use, but I was simply directly reporting my thermometer's reading. wink

EDIT: I've thought about this before, but Americans are notorious for having nonstandard or out-of-date measurement systems that require translation for use in anything practical (inches, feet, degrees Fahrenheit, MM/DD/YY, etc.) I've always believed that the cause for this was our geographical location; in the years where these measurement systems were replaced with better systems, we were out of contact enough that we just kept the old ones. We missed the update, and now our society has suffered as a result. frown

IMO they ought to start teaching American students how to read lengths in meters, temperatures in Celsius, and dates as YYYY/MM/DD, etc.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 15:04

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
2011/04/13

Hint: There are only 12 months per year. *SCNR*
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 15:07

Hint: the first number has 4 digits. There are only 31 days max in a month. *SCNR*

EDIT: I just realized how you confused yourself. I used a format YYYY/MM/DD. There is no format YYYY/DD/MM (as far as I know). That's why I chose that format to use everywhere, I thought this was obvious. tongue

EDIT 2: I found this nice page on wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_formats#Date_format

Under big endian forms, this date format I've been using is listed at the top, AND it is an international standard. You lose. tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 16:19

Uhm... SCNR = Sorry Could Not Resist. I couldn't resist to bring the joke, I knew that it was supposed to be the day, not the month wink
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 17:00

Um, it's not supposed to be the day. I thought I made that clear in my last post. I wrote:

2011/04/13
YYYY/MM/DD

According to the international standard I just mentioned above. tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 17:05

Oh boy, something really went wrong in our communication... I blame you, that makes it easier for me
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 18:40

You still lose.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 19:26

Don't you just hate it when you staple a stack of paper so that the staple has been placed too close to the edge of the stack and will most likely break through the paper? You consider stapling the stack again, but then you will have two staples in the stack. And you don't want to try removing the first staple because then you will have to find the staple remover and even if you do find it you might tear your pages trying to remove the staple anyway.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/13/11 21:37

This quote from Carmack made me laugh:
"Lighting worlds with IES lights lets me calculate the UAC’s electricity bill."
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 04/14/11 02:38

My eldest brother works at a company called L&D Mail Masters which specializes in mass mailing. Naturally the company, internally, has only a few components, mainly: the salespeople, and the IT group. My brother is a part of the latter end.

The company is headed by a woman who, while a good saleswoman, is sadly below average when it comes to technology, which is for all intents and purposes the life-blood of the company. Nevertheless she considers herself an expert. Dangerous combination.

Moving on.

My brother is a part of a project that is revamping their print system, a process his boss neither appreciates nor understands. Sadly, though, any real changes he makes must be passed through her, so in a meeting called by my older brother, he managed to rally all of his colleagues to explain the situation as best as possible so they could make the necessary changes.

Brother & company: "Well, first of all, we're getting tons of warnings and error messages in the log file here."
"None of them are directly related to our real problem, but they are all problems in and of themselves and, for the most part, share a common source."
"These issues show that the system requires a major upgrade, or eventually it could stop functioning altogether."

Boss: "Well, why don't we just delete these warnings from the log file?"
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/07/11 20:40

Some minutes ago, a small window appeared on the lower right corner of my monitor:
"Steam has finished downloading Duke Nukem Forever"
=-O
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/07/11 20:44

At every start of Borderlands Steam says that to me. I havent even bought it, lol.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/09/11 22:15


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/29/11 03:35

So me and my brother recently got Syndicate: American Revolt running on DOSBox, complete with multiplayer functionality (which took some work, because you need to load a certain set of obscure DOS TSRs that don't come with the program to get it to work). Anyway, that game is FUN. I highly recommend you pick up a copy and give that game a spin. I'd even be willing to post a guide to walk you through the setup process, just so you can get a taste of it (aren't I generous?).
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/29/11 03:42

did you push dosbox to its limits?
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/29/11 17:14

I really miss a like-button (or something similar) for comments in here sometimes.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/29/11 18:21

Better you push your imaganiation of how awesome an indie game could be to it´s limits: Doukutsu Manogatari
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/30/11 14:27

Minecraft 1.7 is out and I CAN'T CONNECT TO MINECRAFT.NET

help
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/30/11 14:57

Its full of bugs, like every new major release. Wait for the next three or four minor updates.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 06/30/11 16:17

meanwhile, chekc out the ronald pierce tapes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI7TsqdYXYk
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/03/11 18:49

I just noticed the "weeeeee" in Quad's signature has been cut short a bit. Is the perpetual elation suddenly wearing off?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/03/11 19:31

I am in Istanbul grin
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/03/11 20:28

I suddenly realized it did not fit to a single line in smaller resolutions, so i cut it a little.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/11 03:46

OH. MY. GOSH.

Just beat Cave Story after playing it over this weekend. I had played it before, but never to completion.

As far as I know, I did almost everything right...

Click to reveal..
When Kazuma offered to fly me down to the surface on his dragon, I declined, and instead confronted the doctor to save Sue & company. I ended up fighting through four phases of the boss. I missed the fifth, though, because when Curly offered to trade her Machine Gun for my Polar Star, I accepted... and thus she drowned when I confronted the core. frown


But anyway. My mind is just blown right now. I feel like turning on my Wii and downloading the deluxe version right now...
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/11 13:31

Click to reveal..
That's not why she drowned. When there (prior to the boss battle, I think), you need to pick up a tow rope (you'll find it amongst the robot pieces at the bottom of the room where you fight the core). Then when she's drowning you can attach her to you. Then when going through the rapids, you should see a small cabin/room that you can go into. Go in there and put her on the bed. This is as far as I did last time, but there's more! There's a book shelf in there with information on how to drain water from robots. Follow its instructions.

Also, you need to get the booster 2.0, which you can only get if you don't go down to the professor guy when he falls past you (earlier on, I think). If you time it right, you can jump across the gap without the need for a booster.

Great game. I got the tough ending a very long time ago, and tried to do it again recently from memory, but fell just short.

Jibb
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/11 13:51

Click to reveal..
Quote:
If you time it right, you can jump across the gap without the need for a booster.
Or you use to machine-gun to "fly". wink

Two more hints about what to do with Curly:
Click to reveal..
Quote:
Go in there and put her on the bed.
Dont leave her there after you drained the water.
Also you have to give her back her memories later.


Great characters, great story, great story telling, great optics/graphics, great/addictive gameplay, awesome soundtrack, and all works perfectly together. Thats Cave Story.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/11 15:46

Just found the following on Joquan's website:
Quote:
Well, it's been a few weeks since Ancient Palace 1.0 Beta and Pheonix demo 3 were released. In addition to the plans we have for Ancient Palace and Pheonix, we are planning to work on something massive. We're hoping that it will be successful enough so that players won't just play a few minutes and leave. We hope to have it so players are playing it a lot, at the same time. We also want to add more player choice to this game than the previous ones we've worked on. As our statement goes, "The next gaming revolution!", we want to break the Shattered barriers of the gaming World, and being revolutionary in what we do. We want to do something that no other studio nor team has done. It may even be 3D!

Everything right up until that last sentence is just one long fuse connected to an explosive that goes off the second those last five words are read.

"It might even be 3D!" Wow. Get real.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/05/11 20:38

Artistically use of mach banding:


There are actually no color gradiants for the cloud layers. They all use a single color (expect some antialias pixel).
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/11/11 14:03

Read a story about an ex-marine who was sawing down trees with a chainsaw when he was attacked by a mountain lion.

He was able to fend it off Doom style with the chainsaw, but in doing so a scientific discovery was made: chainsaws are not effective against moving organisms.

Source:
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/09/07/17/1745237/Man-Fights-Mountain-Lion-With-a-Chainsaw
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/11/11 15:00

@Redeemer:

Originally Posted By: joquan
Well, the GS forum members taught me one or two things. I'm not considering the project a company, I fixed the whole "Ltd" dispute, plus I do understand why they're saying to take on smaller projects. However, if I'm successful, they'll be rubbing their foreheads in disbelief. Don't get me wrong, I'm not EXPECTING the project to go far. It's just something to do with a ton of my spare time, as well as something to give me only a SMALL touch of what it feels like to design games.

http://www.joquanpro.info/1/post/2011/2/internal-studio-team.html

o.O

so much blubbbbb...
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/11/11 17:39

@Joey: I was actually a lot nicer than I wanted to be. Evidently none of my greater points survived the transition.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/13/11 21:07

I like how people buy Radeons, but only in the same way I like how people buy Macs -- I don't want nVidia or Microsoft to have a monopoly. Besides that, I at least see some appeal in buying a Mac, but none in buying a Radeon.

Jibb
Posted By: painkiller

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/13/11 21:20

Originally Posted By: JibbSmart
I like how people buy Radeons, but only in the same way I like how people buy Macs -- I don't want nVidia or Microsoft to have a monopoly. Besides that, I at least see some appeal in buying a Mac, but none in buying a Radeon.

Jibb


well, Radeons are cheaper, I've just bought my HD 6870 for 139€
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/11 04:15

I would buy a Mac for those reasons, and then put Linux on it.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/11 08:53

I have two Macs with Radeon graphic cards so I out hipster all of you.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/14/11 09:17

<3
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/17/11 20:57


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/18/11 02:24

I just finished watching Blade Runner. Now I know where Irrational Games got the inspiration for BioShock.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/19/11 20:09

AHahahahahaha - you remember mikaldinho (or the like)?

Just seen this in the gallery of the logo guy, that was posting recently:

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/278807_228098953889871_105016546198113_777703_324754_o.jpg

(Facebook image download link)
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/19/11 21:07

Quote:
the photo description:
This con artist always comes back from the depths doesnt he?
Btw this logo he says is his was actually done by someone else for $10, after deciding to try to steal the original logo concept from a MTS proof last year for

grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/19/11 22:06

Mike's old "company" shut down a few days ago:
http://www.atomicpxlgames.com/

I wonder if Joquan has seen that yet. grin
Posted By: Joey

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/20/11 12:25



Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/20/11 14:57

@Joey: Ha ha, but that probably belongs on the Fun Thread. This is the boring thread.
Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/23/11 12:21

My moment:




TheOatmeal is the most awesome....111!!!11!!!!1eleven!!!!...4evazandthelulz!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/11 13:14

You know a service has hit an all time low when they promise a response in 48 hours and give it in a month.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/26/11 14:24

I stopped caring about Starhawk when I found out it only has two-player split screen. Do they not know why Warhawk was so great?

Jibb
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/28/11 01:10

I wish I had an original copy of A Link to the Past instead of the gameboy version, which has a smaller display, annoying tie-in gameplay elements, and modified sound effects.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/11 16:51

I am at a total loss of words to describe my anticipation for RAGE. I almost never feel this way about a game.
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/11 17:31

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
Read a story about an ex-marine who was sawing down trees with a chainsaw when he was attacked by a mountain lion.

He was able to fend it off Doom style with the chainsaw, but in doing so a scientific discovery was made: chainsaws are not effective against moving organisms.

Source:
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/09/07/17/1745237/Man-Fights-Mountain-Lion-With-a-Chainsaw


lol about 50% more testicles.... so the guy not only has to fend of a mountain lion with a heavy chainsaw, but he also gets to be genitally deformed? BAD DAY
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/11 18:25

Off-topic: I fucking love my job.
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 07/29/11 21:10

nice. then go back to work tongue
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:01

I just got an idea for a game whereby the player is a sniper in a very realistic world with call of duty level of graphics, etc. etc. Everything is very realistic except for the fact that all the people are stickmen with "rage comic" faces.

So the objective is that as a sniper, you are payed infinite monies to assassinate people of pomp and power. So you're dropped off at some pristine mansion where some dude is holding a party and you set off a bomb that causes the entire place to explode... sending dozens of little raging stickmen all over the place with 1337 physix. And if you snipe a rage man in the face while he's raging, he explodes like a creeper and you get bonus points.

Ironically and humorously enough, you are also a stickman... although this is not apparent from your first-person perspective, as you see realistic arms holding your weapons and such.

Whatdayathink?
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:10

@Redeemer:

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:20

Also the game has three thousand different weapons to choose from and a very complicated weapon upgrade and money system.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:24

R there babes in teh game?
Posted By: Lukas

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:28

Redeemer: It would be a bit strange to reward hitting the head. I know headshots are normally rewarded, but think about it. You are shooting on a meme stickman. The only thing you can hit is the head. wink
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 00:55

You only get rewarded when he's raging. If he's derping as usual you don't get the bonus. wink

@Superku: no but it haz p0nies
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 06:53

Did someone discovered 4chan?
Posted By: lostclimate

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 11:28

Lulz. TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroTrollTrollTrollTrollTrollllTroll
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 12:35


Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 14:21


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/03/11 15:12


Posted By: Liamissimo

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 11:15


Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 13:44

As for TF2, I'm waiting for the "Meet the Pyro" laugh
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 16:43

Originally Posted By: Inestical
As for TF2, I'm waiting for the "Meet the Pyro" laugh

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 20:21

Just got gored by a hornet. Not fun.

Also Team Fortress 2 is five years old now... how many more "Meet The X" videos can they really make before they're just kicking a dead horse?
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 20:31

TF2 is a healthy unicorn, not a dead horse laugh

Jibb
Posted By: achaziel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 21:14

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
Also Team Fortress 2 is five years old now... how many more "Meet The X" videos can they really make before they're just kicking a dead horse?
Um, exactly one. "Meet the pyro", which would be the last "Meet the..."-video, since the pyro is the only class that didn't get an own short yet.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/04/11 21:54

Really? I guess I missed the medic.
Posted By: Inestical

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/05/11 10:01

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc[/video]
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/05/11 14:54

Youtube tags are still broken. frown

In other news, I was really anticipating Quake Con '10 to see Doom4, and they didn't show anything then. So I waited a whole friggin' year for Quake Con '11 and they didn't show anything then, either.

I understand they don't want to upstage Rage (which will be released in just two months now) but I'm sure releasing some quick pics or a short video wouldn't have hurt anyone.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/05/11 21:57

Btw, have you all seen the new Rage Uprising trailer? It's probably the best video game trailer I've seen since the infamous 2001 Duke Forever trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVuy6iGvoM
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/05/11 22:13

The graphics reminds me pretty much in borderlands (sorry if i am wrong, looking in 360 p)
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/11 01:55

They share a very similar style, although you can't accuse id for ripping off Gearbox. Development of Rage began long before Borderlands was even announced.

I suppose I am looking most forward to the diversity and the technology Rage will offer. As well as offering a unique cast of characters (unlike the 30,000 cloned imps of the last game) Rage uses an interesting engine that allows them to stream unique texture data directly from the hard drive. Every single polygon in the game has been hand painted from scratch, so there is no such thing as tiling textures in Rage.

@Superku: Yes I've seen the trailer, it's very good! Have you seen the six part "Behind the Scenes" series on Youtube? It explains the game a lot better than a two minute trailer can.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/11 17:23

Just preordered Rage for PC and bought a new graphics card. grin

Also bought an almost unused copy of System Shock 2 for $30! Great deal.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/11 19:06

Got my iPad2 3G 64GB today grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/06/11 20:52

I wait for my retina display iPad 3.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 08/10/11 01:04

Bananas are the best fruit you can get.

Also: birthday.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Avocados suck.
Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/16/11 18:23

Auf 3Sat kommt gerade:

"A6 - Die Achse des Bösen" grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/17/11 20:15

I got to navigate a corn maze today.

I wanted to try out Trêvaux's algorithm on it, but the rules didn't permit any real marking. The maze was so simple anyway (it was really several small mazes connected end-to-end) that I just decided to use the right hand rule.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/02/11 18:42


Yeah! Hopefully they got the weapon handling right this time, it was pretty weak in Doom 3 (the game was not so great, too).
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/02/11 19:50

Originally Posted By: Superku
Hopefully they got the weapon handling right this time, it was pretty weak in Doom 3 (the game was not so great, too).

I agree. The sound effects were particularly bad imo.

I pre-ordered this game two months ago, so I'm eagerly awaiting my copy on Oct. 4th (US release date). I bought the Xbox version and I'm having it shipped from Amazon.com - the PC version will probably be slightly superior (yay hacking!) but I've got a thing against Steam (don't try to argue it) and my PC is crap anyway. Besides, this way I get to play splitscreen cooperative multiplayer with my brothers. laugh
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/04/11 05:06

I´m Computer-Science student now.
Next big goal: Pokémon Master!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/04/11 12:54

Quote:
Pokémon Master!

Good luck with that. With every new game they come out with about 50-100 new pokemon.

Back to the subject of RAGE: it was released in the US just last night at 12:00 Central Time (that's GMT-6, or GMT-7 if it's DST). It's getting good reviews so far from The Escapist (4.5/5), IGN (8.5/10), and EGN(9/5), which is a good thing. But apparently RAGE is plagued by first-day hardware incompatibility bugs that have caused the game to read many CPUs and GPUs at speeds of 0Mhz with 0MB RAM, causing for some strange performance issues and setup pains.

Other notable things many players have already complained about that you might not want to spoil yourself over:
Click to reveal..

- The boss is a "cop out." (but then again, most id bosses have been)
- The characters are bland and unbelievable. (id game, still forgivable)
- The sidequests are somewhat dull. (this is kind of the heart of an adventure game, so this is a little more serious)
- The action levels are very linear. (a little disappointing, but then again, what can you expect?)
- The game only clocks in to about 10-15 hours of gameplay. (shorter than I wanted for the price, but replays and coop will keep me entertained longer)
- The multiplayer modes (racing and coop) are a bit lacking. (somewhat disappointing considering this is an id game)


Still looking forward to it, though! Just happier I bought the Xbox version. wink
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/04/11 15:27

Ah that's too bad, I was expecting a somewhat... better game. :<


Does Mr. Lotter play any games made with Gamestudio?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/11/11 00:35

I just rediscovered a long forgotten cartoon that I used to watch when I was no more than five years old.

Three weird observations:

1) it's an Australian cartoon,
2) it was recently remade as a 3D animated series,
3) I remember it's theme song.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/05/11 00:42

Tomorrow I will take the SAT.

Wish me luck.
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/05/11 00:52

Good luck! wink
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/07/11 00:53

Thanks Superku! I took the test yesterday and it was no trouble at all, although I was fighting a cold at the time. I'm confident that I'll get a good score.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/10/11 03:44

Steam just inexplicably froze again. frown

What has gaming come to?

EDIT: I had to wait a few minutes, but it eventually came back. Apparently it had downloaded an update and wanted to restart. I hit the restart button and Steam crashed.

I really don't understand why Steam does what it does... my computer is really only a few years old, and my internet connection isn't half bad either.
Posted By: Quad

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/10/11 08:25

could be because of the heavy load it's having because of mw3 and skyrim.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/17/11 14:17

Quote:

>The Americans are preparing for war in the pacific.
>Australia just sold a shit ton of uranium to India.
>Israel's going to fuck up Iran.
>The Eurozone is collapsing.
>The internet is being turned off.
>They're cracking down on protests in a country that has free speech written in the damn constitution.
>North Korea tripled their stockpiles of chemical and biological weaponry in the last year.
>Reddit got 25 million pageviews daily last month.

feels fucking bad man.


Just read this over on 4chan in a thread about the new internet censorship in the US. Well, fuck.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/17/11 16:23

My two cents:
Quote:
>The Americans are preparing for war in the pacific.

This is news to me. What area of the world are we talking about exactly?

Quote:
>Australia just sold a shit ton of uranium to India.

lol, bad idea Australia.

Quote:
>Israel's going to fuck up Iran.

'bout time too!

Quote:
>The Eurozone is collapsing.

Certainly saw this coming.

Quote:
>The internet is being turned off.

Gnarly.

Quote:
>They're cracking down on protests in a country that has free speech written in the damn constitution.

Right. Because cracking down on violence, theft, trespass, defacement of public/private property, obscenity, and public disturbance totally undermines our constitution, of which I'm sure he has never read himself.

Quote:
>North Korea tripled their stockpiles of chemical and biological weaponry in the last year.

Yeah. They also "test fired" some bombs in South Korea just this year.

Quote:
>Reddit got 25 million pageviews daily last month.

Speaking in terms of the numbers alone, that's 1/12th of the population of the United States.
Posted By: EvilSOB

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/17/11 16:34

Quote:
>Australia just sold a shit ton of uranium to India.

No, we havent.
Our Prime Minister (that nobody actually voted for), is ASKING for support
from the rest of the government to allow the sales to BEGIN.

Currently the sale WONT go ahead, because India hasent/wont sign the
"nulcear weapons anti-proliferation agreement".
Until they do, it aint gunna happen.

Because she has stirred up enough ill-will with the United-Nations already with
our refugee (bordering on illegal) policies, no other politicians are going to
stir them up even MORE by ignoring what 'the agreement' stands for...


Quote:
>Reddit got 25 million pageviews daily last month.
This may not seem much to you, but its actually more than
the ENTIRE population of Australia...


Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/17/11 16:37

Ah, good. I should've known better than to take a redditer's word for it.
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/23/11 14:56

http://toucharcade.com/2011/11/22/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-for-the-awesome-is-heading-to-ios/
Posted By: sPlKe

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/23/11 15:06

Still doing my webseires:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxYEfhRVgo
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/23/11 16:47

"roses are red unicorns are pencils this poem makes no sense toaster"
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/23/11 18:31

roses are red
violets are red
tulpis are red
MY FUCKING GARDEN IS ON FIRE!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/24/11 19:00

ponies are toys to fuck













OPINIONS.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/24/11 19:05

I tolerate your opinion and what that you know that I still love you, even if our opinion about ponies differs!
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/24/11 19:13

Originally Posted By: JustSid
I tolerate your opinion and what that you know that I still love you, even if our opinion about ponies differs!

Aww, that's my bro!

Hug?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/29/11 23:19

The easiest way to destroy Spaghetti's class, taste, and general appeal is to substitute macaroni for the usual string noodles.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/30/11 10:31

I like lasagna Code!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 11/30/11 22:40


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/01/11 17:28

New Album by Tracky Birthday. Me gusta.
Posted By: Slin

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/02/11 23:55

http://lilly.slindev.com/adventskalender/
Runs best in Chrome (Javascript in Chrome seems to be several times faster than in FireFox and Safari and Opera would need you to enable WebGL, which is currently an on default disabled experimental feature...). Probably needs up to date graphics drivers. Controls are WASD or arrow keys+space to jump.

Not totally awesome and probably a bit buggy, but I am very happy that we got as far as we got with this laugh.

My record for Level 1.0 without cheating is btw 21.47s laugh and Level 3.0 is actually pretty hard... tongue
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/11/11 01:44


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/14/11 13:14

Wow, the german train operator (Deutsche Bahn) became even more greedy:
http://www.heise.de/tp/blogs/8/151022 (german)

For our english folks, basically they made every ticket 3,9% more expensive (which is way over the inflation) and every online place reservation 75% more expensive. But the real fuck up is that they charged a student for sitting on the stairway to the first class 40€ because the stairway (which is really uncomfortable) belongs to the first class and he had no valid ticket for the first class. WTF?!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/31/11 20:01

So, I heard you like Minecraft and new Technology?
http://dev.pocoo.org/~mitsuhiko/webglmc/?hn !

(Just saw this on hacker news, its pretty cool imho)
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/12 04:28

Doesn't load for me, Opera/ Firefox. nomegus
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/01/12 13:17

Needs WebGL support
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/03/12 19:47



Wulff Wulff Wulff ...
Posted By: rvL_eXile

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/03/12 20:42

Der will nur spielen grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/04/12 09:06

http://zombocalyp.se/
You better get ready!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/04/12 19:01

Saw this on Bungie.net:

Quote:
Argonians Master Race.


After the Oblivion Crisis they invaded morrowind and Vivec was destroyed.


problem dunmer?

I heartily agreed with many a lol.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 01/13/12 18:42

I was just admitted to my local university as a CS-Math student. I will begin attending next Fall. laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 04:21

Enjoying my second glass of wine this evening and getting thoroughly buzzed. Gotta love that feeling.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 21:11

Got wasted with Rei_Ayanamis mother yesterday... we used wine too.
Rei is probably ashamed by us =/
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 21:52


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 21:55

My lawyers told me to deny that the guy in the red shirt and I are the same person... so thats not me!
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:04

Hey Sidney, there`s more in the box. Don`t let her cool down. You`ll make it. I believe in you.

Btw cool T-Shirt and cool hairstyle, Marian. laugh
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:04

How do u manage to get such a silk-like hair?
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:08

Yeah, that`s something I`m also always wondering about. Especially Marian`s hairstyle. I could never do something like this with my hair. I tried to when I was a bit younger, but that ended up in a complete mess after one hour or two. grin
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:23

this is my "shaggy hair right after a shower"-style. really hard, takes hours to do.
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:24

Nature was kind to you laugh You don`t want to see my shaggy hairstyle, believe me grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:27

We made more pictures to entertain you!







Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:27

And more!






Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:27

my hairs look like they have are unwashed for weeks - after a few hours...
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:32

The last picture is evil tongue
Sidney looks like some ancient godness on some of them grin
And the one with the big eyes is hilarious laugh

Quote:
my hairs look like they have are unwashed for weeks - after a few hours...

Yep, that was the cause for me to get rid off my longer hairstyle some years ago laugh
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:46

Hey, there`s something coming in my mind. Now that you`re together over the weekend .. how about a new podcast? tongue
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:51

No
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:52

^^ okay laugh
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 22:58

Yeah, so we made a trip to some of the most amazing places of the earth to take some pics for you:

(Us on some rollercoaster)


(Us on the moon)


(Us in Paris. No worries french guys, we are peaceful germans!)


(Us in the air)


(Underwater and stuff)


(Some stupid water, falling down a stupid cliff no one cares about)
Posted By: Harry Potter

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 23:06

Originally Posted By: JustSid
My lawyers told me to deny that the guy in the red shirt and I are the same person... so thats not me!
Hier ist ein neues Beweisfoto für Deinen Rechtsanwalt.
Jetzt gibt es keine Ausreden mehr! Das auf dem Foto bist eindeutig DU! grin


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 23:12

Du Typ hast echt langeweile, oder?
Posted By: Harry Potter

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/04/12 23:14

Originally Posted By: JustSid
Du Typ hast echt langeweile, oder?
War in 3 Minuten fertig. Wenn ich stattdessen auf's Klo gegangen wäre, hätte es länger gedauert. tongue
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 00:49

1. Bild (oben links), Marian:

Boxxy:

Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 01:03

Ja, aber Boxxxy ist trotzdem super hot grin ^^
Wie alt ist die eigentlich inzwischen? 20 oder so?
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 01:53

Ich wusste nicht wie ich schauen sollte, der Stress und der Druck dem man bei so einem Shooting ausgesetzt ist, ist unglaublich hoch und kaum tragbar für unerfahrene, ich habe Glück so gut aus der Sache herausgekommen zu sein.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 03:30

Hab mir mal Darkstar One (Ascaron) auf Steam gezogen
(Da es im Bündel mit Patrizier 2 ist, was ich neu kaufen mußte, da
die alte CD nicht mehr läuft)

Darkstar One ist ziemlich gut! Es ist zwar simpler als X2, aber
dafür eingängig gemacht, und hat ne sehr gut erzählte Storyline. Manchmal leider etwas kitschig, aber gut präsentiert.

Der Handelspart ist eher ein Placeholder, aber die Kampfmissionen sind sehr unterhaltsam, und die Steuerung ist
gut gelungen (was man nicht von vielen Spacesims sagen kann)

Wer auf Spacesims wie Freelancer oder die X-Serie steht sollte sich
das Spiel mal anschauen. (Dabei sollte man aber keine tiefe Handelssim wie in
der X-Serie oder Patrizier erwarten, eher eingängiges Space-Ballern und ne schöne Storypräsentation.)
Ascaron hatte ein paar richtig gute Spiele, aber auch ein paar richtige Gurken produziert. Schade eigendlich, denn manche Sachen konnten die richtig gut als Spiel umsetzen.
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 03:37

Bei mir ist der Funke nicht so übergesprungen. Zum einen weil es keinen Joystick unterstützt hat und irgendwie ziemlich casual war von der Steuerung her. Zum anderen weil die Story sehr, naja wie soll man sagen, jugendlich war. Kein Vergleich zu einem Wing Commander oder so.
Aber Spaß gemacht hats schon, auf jeden Fall.

Ich spiele gerade mit dem Gedanken mir Evochron Mercenaries zu holen. Das Konzept ist der hammer und es ist Indie. Man kann auf jeden Planeten fliegen und das Weltall fühlt sich wirklich nach Weltall an. Aber ich weiß nicht wo ich die Zeit hernehmen soll. Hab Deus Ex immer noch nicht durch. Und Skyrim. Und iRacing. Und Resident Evil 3DS. Und der ganze Rest laugh .
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 03:41

Es ist schon etwas teenie. (Vor allem das mit der Kiste und den
"niedlichen" Tierchen, die die Dame "vor ihrem Schicksal retten" wollte.
Aber einige Missionen waren richtig spannend.
Nicht tiefgreifend, aber schön fließend erzählt.

Das Spiel ist auch unglaublich umfangreich an Missionen.

Leider sehen die Sektoren alle gleich aus (vom Aufbau), da hätte man mit
wenig Aufwand noch einiges rausholen können.

----

Ich bin noch nie dazu gekommen X3 zu zocken.
Da ich in X2 schon so viel Zeit verbraten habe, ohne die Story
richtig zu sehen. (hab da mehr gehandelt als gekämpft)


----

Ich hab mir kurz vorher "SOL" geholt, was ich aber nach 10 Minuten nicht weiterspielen mochte.
Es ist arg platt. Naja, vielleicht wirds im späteren Verlauf besser.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 04:48

@Sid, Rei: You guys have no idea what those photos are doing to me. I've had two large glasses of wine this evening and I feel like I'm going crazy. grin
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/05/12 05:14

I suggest you have another glass of wine.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 15:24

Hier: Freibrief zum Saufen.
Alkohol macht gesund..

kuckst DU:
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/gesundheit/der-naechste-bitte-alkohol-nur-schaedlich-1.1274805
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 15:41

Macht er auch, solange man ihn als Genussmittel sieht und bewusst und in Maßen genießt.
Meine Schwägerin ist studierte Ärztin und Chirurgin. Ein Glas Rotwein / ein Glas Bier alle zwei Tage wirken demanch anscheinend gesundheitsfördernd. Speziell aufs Herz bei älteren Menschen. Sogar Depressionen sind in der Gruppe der "wenig und in Maßen Trinker" am statistisch wenigsten verbreitet. Deutlich weniger als bei der "Null Alkohol" Gruppe ohne Ex-Alkoholikerhintergrund.
Natürlich hängt das noch von Niere, Leber und allgeminem Gesundheitszustand ab, aber in Maßen ist Alkohol ein Medikament und keine Droge.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 15:46

(Video) "regelmäßig mäßig" .. ich glaub ich hab nen Ohrwurm

Ich denke auch das der eine Rotwein am Abend was gutes ist.
Aber auch Apirin in kleinen Mengen (so ne virtel Tablette) täglich hat einen Vorteil beim Vorbeugungen
gegen Schlaganfälle oder Herzprobleme.
(also das echte Acetylsalicyl, nicht Paracetamol)
-> nur Vorsicht wer Magenprobleme hat.

So ab 40-45 sollte man sich da schon Gedanken machen.
Posted By: TheShooter

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 15:52

Ich bin gerade dabei LA Noire zu spielen, und muss sagen, ich bin hin und Weg!
Mir gefällt die Entscheidungsmöglichkeite, und das Motion Capturing ist erste Sahne. Ich bin mittlerweile schin bei "Der Sitte" angekommen, und der Spielspaß lässt nicht nach. Echt zu empfehlen.
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 15:59

Aber dann nicht mehr als 100mg und erst ab 50+.
Anscheinend gibt es sehr viele vor allem junge Leute (Studenten und Sportler), die Schmerzmittel regelmäßig als legale Aufputschmittel missbrauchen und dadurch beim Sport kollabieren oder durch regelmäßigen Gebrauch Magendurchbrüche erleiden und ähnliches. Gibts auch regelmäßig Todesfälle.
Aus diesem Grund prüft die EU momentan auch eine zukünftige Rezeptpflicht ab einer gewissen Wirkstärke und Packungsgröße bei Aspirin, Diclofenac und Ibuprofen, um Missbrauch vorzubeugen. Diclofenac ist ja jetzt schon rezeptpflichtig ab 25mg und 10 Tabletten.
Übrigends gab es erst vor kurzem einen Fall, wo sich irgendein 20 Jähiger eine komplette 20er Packung Aspirin Komplex reingehauen hat und danach fast kollabiert ist. In Aspirin Komplex ist nämlich ähnlich wie in Wick Medinait ein Teil Ephedrin drin (ähnlich wie Ecstasy in der Wirkung). Wie das aber mit 10 Gramm Aspirin zusammen wirkt, kann man sich vorstellen... tongue
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 16:00

@TheShooter: Was macht eigentlich Dubai? Hast du dich gut eingelebt?
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 16:03

Naja, nur weil ein Depp sich 20 Tabletten reinzieht ist es deshalb nicht gefährlich.

Genausowenig sollte man ein halbes Kilo (Bitter)Mandeln essen.

Aspirin ist halt ne Säure, was natürlich auf die Magenschleimhaut geht.
Der Grund das Rezeptpflichtig (und in kleineren Packungen) zu Machen liegt auch in der Lobbyarbeit der Aphotheken,
die dadurch bessere Umsätze machen können.
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/07/12 16:12

Stimmt natürlich. Mich nervts auch. Aber es ist halt wie immer. Es gibt immer Leute, die alles missbrauchen und ins Extrem führen.

Aspirin ist über drei bis vier Tabletten in der Woche auf Dauer sehr gefährlich und außerdem kontraproduktiv. Das ist jedem normalen Menschen klar, aber viele missachten es halt und nehmen regelmäßig zwei Tabletten am Tag ohne Krankheitshintergrund.
Alkohol macht dich bei überproportionalem Konsum kaputt. Auch das weiß jeder und trotzdem übertreiben es manche.
Tabak ist ein Genussmittel, aber es zerstört auf Dauer deine Lunge. Trotzdem rauchen manche zwei Schachteln am Tag.

90 vernünftigen Menschen stehen halt immer 10 unvernünftigen gegenüber.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/08/12 20:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHl-6-3mW4M&feature=related

Hier eine lustige Serie von IGN mit "Indy" Gamedevs in einem Wettbewerb.

Das eine Team hat das Gengre "Realistic Simulation in a postnuclear Apocalypse" gezogen und sich dann auch noch beschwert!
...grrr
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/08/12 22:13

Wow, ist das traurig...
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/13/12 04:13

My life has been so boring lately. Needs more action.
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 17:27

want!



http://www.datamancer.net/laptop-preorders.htm
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 17:30

Not. Impractical tongue
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 22:01

want! mad now!
Posted By: Damocles_

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 22:37

@mercuryus:

Du meld Dich bitte wieder an. Kein Grund wegen einer so einer Diskussion gleich das Forum zu verlassen.
Posted By: Toast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 22:44

Originally Posted By: Damocles_

Dann besorg's dir doch selbst... wink

http://steampunkworkshop.com/keyboard.shtml
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/17/12 23:25

Originally Posted By: Damocles_
@mercuryus:

Du meld Dich bitte wieder an. Kein Grund wegen einer so einer Diskussion gleich das Forum zu verlassen.

+1 . Ich weiß zwar nicht, was genau dich gerade reitet, aber aus dem Forum will dich glaube ich niemand haben wegen der Diskussion.
Quote:
Dann besorg's dir doch selbst...

Pass auf, sonst kommen die Amis und indizieren das Forum hier
Posted By: Toast

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 02/18/12 00:54

Originally Posted By: Rondidon
Pass auf, sonst kommen die Amis und indizieren das Forum hier

Ich glaube die Zweideutigkeit wird's glücklicherweise nicht durch den Translator schaffen... grin
Posted By: Superku

Best Intro Ever - 02/20/12 19:22

Best intro ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byw1DKLy7Zw
Posted By: Superku

Re: Best Intro Ever - 02/22/12 02:34

It's in German, but you can mute the sound: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVSHrp4Rdo
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Best Intro Ever - 02/24/12 06:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPiplcmpRn0&feature=g-u-u&context=G2a5c918FUAAAAAAAAAA
Posted By: Damocles

Go Off Topic Topic - 03/05/12 04:36

Star Wars Concept Artist Ralph McQuarrie Dies at 82

(Some concepts pictures look cooler than the final movie, have a look)
http://www.thereelbits.com/2012/03/04/star-wars-concept-artist-ralph-mcquarrie-dies-at-82/

Interesting:



C3PO seems to be heavily inspired by Fritz Lang's Metropolis.



Love that Concept Pic:


Posted By: Rondidon

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 18:17

Yep, I love my little Alfredo Pizza Oven (plus custom pizza stone) and 100% self-made pizza laugh


Posted By: Harry Potter

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 19:02

Originally Posted By: Damocles
C3PO seems to be heavily inspired by Fritz Lang's Metropolis.

It's a fact that George Lucas was inspired by the film 'Metropolis'. He told it in an interview.
And he was also inspired by the dogfights of World War I.



Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:04

*sabber* @ Rondidon
Posted By: alibaba

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:09

@Rondidon
Sind das Kapern da drauf?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:12

Was denn? Keine Kapern?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k5HNBd0jTA
Posted By: Rondidon

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:14

Pure Pfefferkörner.
Nein, sind schon Kapern. laugh Ich nehme die manchmal anstelle von Artischocken, weil eine Dose Artischocken 3,50€ oder mehr kostet und Kapern nur 60 Cent. Das lohnt sich dann erst ab 4-5 Pizzen, das heißt wenn Besuch da ist.

@Sid: Lustig laugh
Posted By: Damocles

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:40

Artischocken, so was perverses.
Noch schlimmer als Paprika.
Tomaten find ich nur frisch gut,
Kapern sind ok.

Ich würd ein paar Anchovis, Rucola und Spinat raufpacken.
+ viele schwarze Oliven.
Posted By: Harry Potter

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:53

Originally Posted By: Damocles
Ich würd ein paar Anchovis, Rucola und Spinat raufpacken.
Ich darf momentan höchstens Knäckebrot raufpacken. grin
Posted By: Damocles

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 20:57

Oh ja, wie gehts vorran mit den guten Vorsätzen?
Hast du nen Ernährungsplan vorgeschrieben bekommen?
Posted By: Harry Potter

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/07/12 22:52

Ernährungsberatung ist erst nächste Woche. Bis dahin halte ich mich an meine eigenen Pläne.
Posted By: Damocles

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/08/12 05:02

Tip: versuch proteinreiche Sachen zu essen und wenig Kohlenhydrate.

Harzer Käse zB hat fast 100% Eiweiß, und kein Fett/KH.
Ohne dabei fad wie ein Tofuklumpen zu schmecken.

Ansonsten halt Hühnchen und Fisch (weißes Fleisch)
+Gemüse (da etwas Olivenöl zugeben damit mans verdauen kann)

Und nicht zu wenig essen, sondern langsam die Menge runterschrauben.
(Auf ein realistisches Level, wo wie man es auch langfristig durchhält)

Auch gut: selber Milchshakes machen.
(magere Milch + Obst) und dann in einem Standmixer aufmixen.
Der Mixer macht den Geschmack schön chremig, ohne daß die Milch fett sein muß.
Der macht unglaublich satt.
Posted By: Quad

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/09/12 07:43

Ich hasse es, wenn Threads plötzlich ändern Sprachen and i do not understand what they are talking about.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/09/12 08:12

that is pretty much going off, isn't it? tongue
Posted By: Cowabanga

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/11/12 17:28

horse cock
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/20/12 20:02

Just bought Duke Nukem 3D Atomic Edition from GOG. Oh boy, this game sure rocks. It's from 1996 and is still much more entertaining that many of todays ego shooters.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/26/12 23:43

Got my new poster today (or yesterday, in this timezone):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/z5dmoi5kl5xaebu/8tt3NgyoLz/2012-03-26%2018.46.11.jpg

Pretty fucking awesome!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 04/18/12 21:23


Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 04/19/12 10:01


Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/04/12 01:56

Found this one on Hacker News, and thought that it might interest some other too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xor_linked_list

And here is the Hacker News thread with a great discussion about it:
http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3925883
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/04/12 05:47

Good reads, Sid - both the Wikipedia article and the discussion about the technique.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/04/12 12:55

Yes, indeed. Btw, if anyone is interested in such stuff I can highly recommend to subscribe to Hacker News (although not the normal feed which has WAY too much output). There are filtered feeds that only include entries with at least n reputation:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/hacker-news-feed-50?format=xml (at least 50 rep)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/hacker-news-feed-100?format=xml (at least 100 rep)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/hacker-news-feed-200?format=xml (at least 200 rep)

I use the 50rep+ feed but sometimes even this one has too much output which makes it hard to follow (but it also includes some gems that you don't find in the higher feeds)
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 12:48

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
Holy... fuck.
Posted By: Germanunkol

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 12:56

Nice find laugh
"At 15:30:08 UTC on 4 December 292,277,026,596 AD, the Unix time stamp will exceed the largest value that can be held in a signed 64-bit integer.[82]"
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 15:06

Similar fascinating: http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/05/...an-intelligence
Also, if you speak german and interested in such things, I highly encourage you to listen to these two podcasts:
http://www.wrint.de/2012/04/27/wr060-holger-ruft-an-bei-robert-helling-wg-stringtheorie/
http://cre.fm/cre147

The first one is about the string theory in general and the second one is about the macro- and microcosmos (both with the same theoretical physicis)
Posted By: Superku

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 21:03

Where did the "what were you working on" thread go?
Posted By: HeelX

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 21:18

Originally Posted By: Superku
Where did the "what were you working on" thread go?
I don't know and if some moderator knows, please answer here.
Posted By: SchokoKeks

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 22:42

would love to know that, too. Maybe Creative Assembly has sued JustSid because he released those shots of "Empire" although he promised not to.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/07/12 23:20

Would love to know that, too.
As far as I know, Creative Assembly has nothing to do with it, but maybe I really should have kept those screens confidential tongue
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 05/26/12 03:19

Today I graduated from Highschool. HELL YES
Posted By: Superku

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 11/17/12 19:36

Hi!
Posted By: MasterQ32

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 11/17/12 23:55

hey!
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 02/04/13 15:21

Es muss hier einfach mal gesagt werden. Was den Rendering Speed von gifs angeht ist der IE ungeschlagen. Da sollte sich Chrome mal ne Scheibe von abschneiden.
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 02/06/13 16:16

Bin ich eigentlich der einzige, der diesen blöden geklauten goldenen Bahlsen Keks für einen einmaligen PR Gag hält?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/14/13 03:35

I wrote a blog post about register renaming on superscalar CPUs. Make me happy and read it, plox:
http://widerwille.com/blog/articles/2013-03-14-register-renaming
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/14/13 08:33

sin(Pi/4) = sqrt(1/2) = 1/sqrt(2) = sqrt(2)/2 = cos(Pi/4)
Posted By: Superku

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/14/13 11:10

Well this is not correct, if I'm not mistaken. sin(x) <= x, thus sin(0.5) < 0.5, sqrt(0.5) > 0.5 (approx. 0.7, because 0.7² = 0.49). I think it's sin(Pi/4) = 1/sqrt(2).
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 03/14/13 13:33

You are right.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 04/06/13 22:43

Also:

(search the hacky antialiasing pixel I added for this avatar version. very difficult to find.)
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/11/13 14:43

EU-Gesetz: Keine Babybilder mehr auf Säuglingsnahrung

m(

Die Welt wird immer bescheuerter...
Posted By: lemming

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/11/13 20:01

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
EU-Gesetz: Keine Babybilder mehr auf Säuglingsnahrung

m(

Die Welt wird immer bescheuerter...


Naja, es geht hauptsächlich um Milchpulver um Mütter nicht dazu zu animieren die Muttermilch abzusetzen. Herkömmliche Nahrung ist so wie ich das Verstanden hab nicht betroffen.
Finde ich also eher gut.

http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/eu-verschaerft-regeln-fuer-babynahrung-a-905115.html
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/11/13 22:52

Und weil auf den Packungen keine Babybilder mehr drauf sind, stillt jetzt eine Mutter mehr, oder was? Und was geht das die EU an, ob Frau Klingelbiel ihr Baby stillt? Was soll man denn sonst auf die Packungen machen? Senioren?

Ich würde noch vorschreiben, dass da jetzt Warnhinweise drauf sollen, die mindestens 38% der Fläche der Verpackung bedecken müssen.

"Die EG-Gesundheitsminister warnen: Mehr als 10kg Milchpulver pro Tag können tödlich sein."

"Milchpulver macht sehr schnell abhängig. Fangen Sie erst gar nicht damit an."

Dazu sollte grundsätzlich jeder, der sich Milchpuler kauft registrieren müssen und jede Abgabe von diesem gefährlichen Zeug sollte genaustens erfasst und unmittelbar an die NSA übermittelt werden. Zum Schutz vor terroristischen Anschlägen mit Milchpuler.
Posted By: lemming

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/12/13 15:15

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Und was geht das die EU an, ob Frau Klingelbiel ihr Baby stillt?


Das ist ein Versuch von Verbraucherschutz, der nicht an die Mütter sondern an die Säuglinge gerichtet ist (die ja auch EU-Bürger sind).
Der Grund: Muttermilch-Ersatzstoffe enthalten nicht so viele Nährstoffe (und vor allem keine Antikörper gegen Krankheiten) wie richtige Muttermilch. (Quelle: WHO, http://www.who.int/nutrition/publications/Frequently_ask_question_Internationalcode.pdf, Seite 6)

Ob die ganze Aktion sinnvoll ist und den gewünschten Effekt hat bezweifle ich, aber die Absicht finde ich richtig.

Und dass wir eine solche Bevormundung überhaupt nötig haben ist eigentlich traurig.
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/12/13 15:40

Originally Posted By: lemming
an die Säuglinge gerichtet ist (die ja auch EU-Bürger sind).
Ach ja, richtig, die Treffen ja auch schließlich die Kaufentscheidung. grin
Originally Posted By: lemming
Der Grund: Muttermilch-Ersatzstoffe enthalten nicht so viele[...]
Wer das nicht weiss sollte besser keine Kinder kriegen.
Originally Posted By: lemming
Ob die ganze Aktion sinnvoll ist und den gewünschten Effekt hat bezweifle ich
Millionen junger Mütter werden enttäuscht Supermärkte verlassen weil Sie keine Milchpulverpackungen finden, auf denen niedliche kleine Babys abgebildet sind. Das wird eine von zig tausenden von Verordnungen, die derart blödsinnig sind, dass sie den Nutzen von Verordnungen insgesamt in Frage stellen.
Originally Posted By: lemming
aber die Absicht finde ich richtig.
Über die Absicht kann man streiten. Das sollte wirklich jeder wissen. Wenn man der Meinung ist, dass es nicht jeder weiss sollte man allerdings eine Aufklärungsaktion starten. Vor allem ist die Absicht überhaupt nicht glaubwürdig, wenn man sich nicht im gleichen Atemzug durchringen kann, Pestizide in dieser Nahrung zu verbieten. Zudem wird der Verbraucher ununterbrochen nach Strich und Faden verarscht. Aber Babybilder auf Babynahrung sind Pfui... ja ne, is klar...
Originally Posted By: lemming
Und dass wir eine solche Bevormundung überhaupt nötig haben ist eigentlich traurig.
Hab ich nicht. Ich finde es auch viel schlimmer dass es Menschen gibt, die denken, dass wir diese Bevormundung nötig haben.
Posted By: lemming

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/12/13 15:58

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Ach ja, richtig, die Treffen ja auch schließlich die Kaufentscheidung. grin

Ich sagte VERBRAUCHERschutz.

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Wer das nicht weiss sollte besser keine Kinder kriegen.

Ich wünschte DAS wüsste jeder.

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Millionen junger Mütter werden enttäuscht Supermärkte verlassen weil Sie keine Milchpulverpackungen finden, auf denen niedliche kleine Babys abgebildet sind. Das wird eine von zig tausenden von Verordnungen, die derart blödsinnig sind, dass sie den Nutzen von Verordnungen insgesamt in Frage stellen.

Ich gebe zu, die EU hat sich nicht immer mit Ruhm bekleckert und es gibt haufenweise Dinge an diesem Lobbyverseuchten Verein bei denen ich kotzen könnte. Stichwort Glühlampen und das (versuchte und zum Glück kläglich gescheiterte) Verbot von Olivenölkännchen im Restaurant.

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Über die Absicht kann man streiten. Das sollte wirklich jeder wissen. Wenn man der Meinung ist, dass es nicht jeder weiss sollte man allerdings eine Aufklärungsaktion starten. Vor allem ist die Absicht überhaupt nicht glaubwürdig, wenn man sich nicht im gleichen Atemzug durchringen kann, Pestizide in dieser Nahrung zu verbieten. Zudem wird der Verbraucher ununterbrochen nach Strich und Faden verarscht. Aber Babybilder auf Babynahrung sind Pfui... ja ne, is klar...

Da bin ich absolut deiner Meinung. Aber eine Kampagne kostet Geld, ein Verbot nicht. Daher kommen leider ziehmlich viele "EU-Typische" Gesetze und Regelungen. Was nicht passt wird Verboten und dann hofft man, dass es dadurch weg geht. Ist hier in Deutschland auch sehr verbreitet. Und offensichtlich hatte es genug Lobbyvertreter für Pestizidenhersteller.
Es wurde eben ein Kompromiss geschlossen und Kompromisse sind Entscheidungen für die eigentlich gar keiner ist.

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Hab ich nicht. Ich finde es auch viel schlimmer dass es Menschen gibt, die denken, dass wir diese Bevormundung nötig haben.

Ich bezweifle auf keinen Fall, dass du diese Bevormundung nicht nötig hast. Leider gibt es noch viele andere Menschen.
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/12/13 16:18

Originally Posted By: lemming
Es wurde eben ein Kompromiss geschlossen und Kompromisse sind Entscheidungen für die eigentlich gar keiner ist.
Eine Kompromiss ist eine "Übereinkunft durch gegenseitige Zugeständnisse" (Duden), also eine Entscheidung mit der alle einverstanden sind. Dass alle damit einverstanden waren Pestizide in der Nahrung zu erlauben aber Babybilder zu verbieten will nicht in meinen Kopf.
Originally Posted By: lemming
Ich bezweifle auf keinen Fall, dass du diese Bevormundung nicht nötig hast. Leider gibt es noch viele andere Menschen.
Das halte ich für ein falsches Menschenbild. Unsere Gesellschaft besteht nicht nur aus Menschen, die zu doof zum Scheissen sind. Die gibt es auch, aber an denen sollte sich eine Gesellschaft nicht ausrichten. Sonst fangen wir irgendwann an Warnhinweise auf Kaffeebecher zu drucken, die vor der Gefahr der Hitze des Kaffees warnen.
Posted By: lemming

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/13/13 18:24

Originally Posted By: Uhrwerk
Eine Kompromiss ist eine "Übereinkunft durch gegenseitige Zugeständnisse" (Duden), also eine Entscheidung mit der alle einverstanden sind. Dass alle damit einverstanden waren Pestizide in der Nahrung zu erlauben aber Babybilder zu verbieten will nicht in meinen Kopf.

Theoretisch. In der politischen Praxis versuchst du einfach so viel wie möglich deines eigenen Programms reinzusetzen. Und bevor eben überhaupt keine Entscheidung zustande kommt, sagt man lieber "dann aber wenigstens". Und dass es einige gab, die Pestizide in der Babynahrung wollten ist schlicht und ergreifend Lobbyarbeit der Hersteller.
Dass Lobbyarbeit unglaublich gut funktioniert sieht man ja: http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/E...en-1887741.html
Grundsätzlich finde ich die EU eine gute Sache, aber manchmal, da möchte ich...
Posted By: Uhrwerk

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 06/13/13 21:02

Originally Posted By: lemming
Und bevor eben überhaupt keine Entscheidung zustande kommt, sagt man lieber "dann aber wenigstens".
Außer es geht um Umwelt oder Außenpolitik. Da vertagt man sich dann schon mal gerne unverrichteter Dinge. Über Jahre. Oder macht einfach überhaupt nichts.
Originally Posted By: lemming
Dass Lobbyarbeit unglaublich gut funktioniert sieht man ja: http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/E...en-1887741.html
Eine einzige Kathastrophe... Wobei mich die gestrichene Klausel noch am wenigsten aufregt...
Originally Posted By: lemming
Grundsätzlich finde ich die EU eine gute Sache, aber manchmal, da möchte ich...
Amen. Aber ich glaube das ist alles eher ein Fall für den "Es kotzt mich verdammt an"-Thread....
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 07/06/13 00:51

Posted By: Superku

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 01/07/14 05:26

Excuse my words but this video quite literally blew my balls off, it's Photoshop at its finest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyrIU_90epw
Posted By: FBL

Re: Go Off Topic Topic - 01/07/14 22:10

O_O
Posted By: Superku

AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 10:15

Ein A4 Spiel ist gerade bei Awful Games Done Quick mit 50k Zuschauern!!!!

http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda
http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda
http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda

EDIT: It's Prayer Warriors: A.O.F.G.
Posted By: Superku

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 10:32

Now an A6 game (Cougar or Zoo race or sth like that)!!! This is madness!
Posted By: FBL

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 17:07

Zoo Race wooohoooo ;D
Posted By: FBL

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 17:26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIb4PLLroxo

"Wizard Warning!"

Danger... danger... ahahahahahahah.
This thing is so unbelievably hillariously 100% Acknex-like... awesome grin
Posted By: Superku

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 17:40

Haha indeed! grin

This apparently is an any % run of Prayer Warriors: A.O.F.G: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S-eupqvyOg
(I was wrong, it's an A5, not an A4 game.)
Posted By: FBL

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 18:26

Looks like someone just got templated! grin
Posted By: alibaba

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/09/14 21:37

This game is one giant bug grin
Posted By: 3run

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/10/14 07:57

Man, I loved that Zoo Race thing grin It makes me feel proud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iceKcaVh68Y

Greets
Posted By: rvL_eXile

Re: AGDQ: A4 game !!! - 01/14/14 22:40

Winkel bestimmen 2.0



The Easy Way grin
Posted By: Superku

Guise of the Wolf - 01/26/14 17:21

Another GStudio game in the spotlight, Guise of the Wolf, by TotalBiscuit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8YRafUfCY
Sadly he is not really amused.
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/27/14 11:11

Ouch! Hard comments. Also on facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/GuiseOfTheWolf
Posted By: HeelX

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/27/14 18:22

Hmpf. Why did they change to a comic look? I don't get it.
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/28/14 09:14

Wow. They have deleted all the bad comments on facebook. And that was a lot. So also the developers are not really amused.
Posted By: FBL

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/28/14 19:32

What do you want to do?
Use "toilet paper" on "shit storm".
Success.
Gained more "shit storm".

:>
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/28/14 20:06

Originally Posted By: HeelX
Hmpf. Why did they change to a comic look? I don't get it.


maybe self-critisism? (comic gameplay, comic look?)
Posted By: gri

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/29/14 07:16


For my personal taste the comicstyle kills the atmosphere of this game. This black outlines doesnt fit to the enviroment very well.
If a comiclook is desired then it should be more handpainted and with less colors, like in "the walking dead".

And as the video shows there are a few visual bugs like looking inside rocks or the jumping animationcicle of the guards at the end.

But hey! Besides of the personal taste and capabillities of the designer, its an finished game - made with acknex - and it doesnt is real bad.

I like the theme.
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/29/14 07:39

probably they took the comic shader from the Skulls demo, made don't know by who, and I have never understood why it is a good effect in such a game... maybe in games for children would be great.

and true, a rare finished game, which is always a big work!
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/29/14 08:47

Unbelievable big shit storm: Read the comments of the buyers and the answers to that comments. Also because the devs started to delete the facebook comments. This action is making the shit storm bigger.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/259640/

http://steamcommunity.com//profiles/76561198025581537/recommended/259640/

Metacritic does not make it better:

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/guise-of-the-wolf

I am sure it was a lot of work to make this game. Maybe it was too early for release.
Posted By: Slin

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/29/14 10:15

Looks like the idea and story itself aren´t even that bad, but the execution is... Looking at the trailer the voice acting is really bad and in no way synchronized with the lips. Also the animations are really bad as well as that outline thingy...
But, it may would have been an okayisch game 10 years ago laugh

And hey, it is another gamestudio game on steam laugh
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 01/30/14 13:43

I have found a demo:
http://www.gamershell.com/download_105655.shtml

It is like A6. The resolution of the textures is really low.
And there are a lot of other things.
Posted By: checkbutton

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/03/14 15:57

About PrayerWarriors: Buy it here
http://www.familypcgames.com/index.php?p...1&Itemid=71

Or at least read the comments, they are f*cking awesome! grin The first one is my favorite!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/03/14 16:36

More fitting with the Guis of the Wolf theme: Wolf moon product reviews
Posted By: oliver2s

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/05/14 14:20

Goat Simulator grin (no, it's not from me)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/05/14 15:06

this is great grin
and the graphics looks really fine.
Posted By: alibaba

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/05/14 20:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZosiouO2MPU

Cr1tikal played a 3DGS game!!
Babysitter Bloodbath
Posted By: gri

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/08/14 19:34

Review bei 4Players......vernichtend
Posted By: FBL

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/09/14 09:38

5% at least grin

Outline shader looks totally out of place...
Posted By: 3run

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/10/14 19:55

I loved how PewDiePie played Babysitter Bloodbath:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTsU6JkRec

Hilarious grin
Posted By: Bright

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 04:58

Wow, good job handling this PR disaster, I'll grab some popcorn.
https://twitter.com/FUNCreators/status/434472707048996864
You've successfully turned this into 2014's Garry's Incident.

EDIT: In response to Guise of Wolf, of course...
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 09:28

WOW, sounds like a little war.

Yes, garry's incident:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_One:_Garry%27s_Incident
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 10:48

The war:

http://tay.kotaku.com/totalbiscuit-fights-against-total-boneheads-1523253478
Posted By: FBL

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 14:32

Fail does not prevent of more fail.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 23:03

"Our company is a lot bigger then[sic] your little youtube channel"

1.5 mio subscribers surely is a little YouTube channel, huh? And somehow you should use perfectly correct English when you are threatening to sue someone lol.
Posted By: Bright

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 23:18

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I've never seen a company commit suicide so fast!!!
http://i.imgur.com/w1iLIhi.png

This is too funny!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/15/14 23:24

http://cl.widerwille.com/Twdd
I don't even.
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/17/14 11:29

It is like a Thriller.
Also hard comments on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NqXWgqtx1M
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/18/14 10:13

with a few alpha/beta testers they could avoid such a situation... and by a more clever response on hard critics.
Posted By: jenGs

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/18/14 11:16

They could have avoided such a situation, if they had only charged 2$ for their game. In my opinion it qualifies only for a free game given away as a hobby project.
But a much lower pricetag would have generated much less anger about their product.
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 11:27

Worst Game of 2014:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xCgBw1E_Z4
Posted By: Iglarion

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 11:56

It was very fun to hear Commodore/Spectrum load tape sound while the game is loading smile .
I just hope that nobody will not present my game on that way grin
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 12:24

Originally Posted By: Iglarion
I just hope that nobody will not present my game on that way grin

You can guarantee that by not making a terrible and crappy game and then botching up the PR grin
Posted By: alibaba

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 13:11

Well if they find out that this game was made with 3DGS, i guess we can completly forget 3DGS then grin
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 14:04

I think I'm able to make a crappy game with Unity or UDK or CryEngine tongue

a conspiracy theory: maybe this game has been financed by Unity grin
Posted By: FBL

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/24/14 18:23

The guy commenting in the video is way more annoying than the game seems to be.
Posted By: jenGs

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/25/14 14:10

Originally Posted By: Firoball
The guy commenting in the video is way more annoying than the game seems to be.


Exactly. I hate unprofessionel youtubers who have crappy looking and sounding shows and have such annoying personalities. Their critique has, in my eyes, not much value, because there is too much you could critizise on the show itself.

The game is bad, no question, but it is covered enough through more or less professional channels.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/26/14 01:51

What kind of wizardry is this?
Posted By: sivan

Re: Guise of the Wolf - 02/26/14 07:39

crazy. maybe it's the near future market leader software solution...
Posted By: sivan

Wolfram language - 02/26/14 09:45

the site:
http://reference.wolfram.com/language/
maybe time to start to learn it?
Posted By: Superku

Re: Wolfram language - 02/26/14 09:48

You guys know
http://www.wolframalpha.com/
right? It used to be much better/ more useful when you didn't need a pro account but it's still quite handy and interesting.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 07:36

It blows my mind that this thread is still going, I figured it would've died a long time ago. Keep up the good work, guys!

Originally Posted By: Superku
You guys know
http://www.wolframalpha.com/
right? It used to be much better/ more useful when you didn't need a pro account but it's still quite handy and interesting.

You need an account to use wolframalpha now? That's a shame, I used it a few times in my discrete math course last semester and found it pretty neat and interesting.

On a side note, I've been trekking along learning Deutsch at a solid rate (or at least how to write it) and my professors are all pleased with my progress (apparently I'm some sort of linguistic genius), but something that's been bothering me is that although my last paper (500 word review of a german film) got few marks, the professor "didn't like" a couple of the more complex and wordy parts of my paper. ie:

Quote:
Es ist klar, dass Stölzl meinte dies zu tun, um einen Zusammenhang zwischen ihm und den Zuschauern zu herstellen. Trotzdem kann es auch gesagt wird, dass „Goethe!“ ein historischer Film sein soll, also es scheint deplatziert.


Quote:
Diese Idee, in der der Film historische Exaktheit verscherzt, um eine Geschichte, die nicht so gut wie Stölzl versprach ist, zu erzählen, ist der Knackpunkt. „Goethe!“ verdreht die Wahrheit auf den Namen von Spielwitz, aber es halt dieses Versprechen nicht.


That being said, since the majority of you know german as your first language it would be awesome if you could explain to me why these are so awkward.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 07:56

It's awkward because the flow of the sentence is changing within the sentence. Not the pacing, but how you approach the topic (I'm sure there is a grammatical term for this, but fuck that, ain't nobody got time for that)

Here is how I would write them (disclaimer: Just because it's my native language and my father teaches German in high school doesn't mean I'm good at it)

Quote:

Es ist klar, das Stözl damit versucht(e) einen Zusammenhang zwischen ihm und den Zuschauern herzustellen. Allerdings kann man auch argumentieren das "Goethe" versucht ein historischer Film zu sein, in welchem Fall es deplatziert scheint.


Quote:

Der Knackpunkt (nice word choice, by the way) ist das Stözl verspricht eine Geschichte zu erzählen die nicht der Erwartung aufleben kann, und dabei auf historische Exaktheit verzichtet. "Goethe" verdreht die Wahrheit im Namen von Spielwitz, kann dieses versprechen aber nicht einhalten


Honestly, more context would've been nice. But yeah, maybe you can salvage this in some way laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 08:27

Thank you muchly for the feedback. To be honest your sentences read much more naturally than mine anyway. I think part of it simply has to do with my inexperience with german vocabulary, though another part seems to do with my tendency to imagine sentences in English and attempting to rerender them in german. Aside from more simple sentences it's next to impossible for me to think that naturally in german at this point, but I try.

Originally Posted By: JustSid
Honestly, more context would've been nice.

I detect you want to see the rest of my paper. My answer to that is more or less No.

Originally Posted By: JustSid
But yeah, maybe you can salvage this in some way laugh

Yeah, thanks again. It actually means a lot to me, so I'll take note of it.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 18:31

Since last night I made the corrections to my paper that Sid mentioned and I'm feeling in a better mood now, so here it is:

Click to reveal..

Der Film „Goethe!“ von Philipp Stölzl ist kein schlechter Film; in vielfältiger Weise ist er eine unterhaltsame Geschichte über das Deutsche Wunderkind des 18. Jahrhunderts. Gleichwohl denke ich, dass Herr Stölzl ein bisschen zu weit ging, wenn er seine Darstellung über Goethes Leben gab. Erstens sind einige von den Ereignissen offensichtlich nicht sehr glaubwürdig; zum Beispiel, viele von den romantischen Szenen im Film sind sehr gekünstelt und typisch von einem romantischen Film. Aber das ist nicht alle: der Charakter, der erfunden wird, um Goethe des Films zu sein, ist ein dreister und frecher Einzelgänger; anders ausgedrückt ist er nicht der wirkliche Goethe. Es ist klar, dass Stölzl versucht damit einen Zusammenhang zwischen ihm und den Zuschauern herzustellen. Allerdings kann man auch argumentieren, dass Stölzl „Goethe!“ auch ein historischer Film zu machen versucht, und damit scheint es deplatziert.
Der Knackpunkt ist das Stölzl verspricht eine Geschichte zu erzählen, die nicht der Erwartung aufleben kann, und verzichtet dabei auf historischer Exaktheit. „Goethe!“ verdreht die Wahrheit auf den Namen von Spielwitz, aber kann er dieses Versprechen nicht einhalten. Anstatt ein einfallreicher und origineller Film ist „Goethe!“ ein Feld-Wald-und-Wiesen romantischer Film. Nur an dem Ende des Films erkennt Stölzl, dass er die Geschichte zurück zu Wirklichkeit bringen muss und uns eine faule Moral von jugendlichem Potenzial geben. Aber bis dahin ist es zu spät; der Goethe von diesem Film hat seine ganze Zeit an Lotte und Crew verbraucht, und seine Probleme können nicht gelöst werden, nur weil er weltberühmt jetzt ist.
Es gibt andere kleine Probleme mit „Goethe!“ außer seiner Neigung für literarische Enttäuschung. Die Sprache der Leute in „Goethe!“ ist zur Zeitperiode meiner Meinung nach nicht sehr realistisch. Das heißt, die Wörter, die die Leute im Film benutzen, sind nicht naturgetreu, wenn man bedenkt, dass dieser Film im 18. Jahrhundert erfolgt. Zum Beispiel sagen Goethe und sein Freund Jerusalem das Wort "Scheiß“ im Laufe des Films ziemlich oft. In der heutigen Zeit sind dieses Wort und ihresgleichen nicht so anstößig als sie im 18. Jahrhundert waren; im 18. Jahrhundert waren Wörter wie „verdammt“ sehr anstößig und fast unerhört in der Öffentlichkeit. Trotzdem sagen Goethe und seine Freunde Wörter wie „Scheiß“ und ihresgleichen sehr oft, und angesichts der Einstellung es dem Film nicht hilft, um fesselnd zu sein.
Wie sagte, würde ich nicht sagen, dass dieser Film absolut schlecht ist, nur weil es die Wahrheit etwas verdreht. Aber wenn Stölzl die Wahrheit verdreht, bricht er es vollständig. Der Film ist schwer ernst zu nehmen, wenn der Titelträger nicht einmal annähernd der eigentliche Goethe ist. In vielfältiger Weise ist der Film „Goethe!“ geschichtlich ungenau, und es nimmt etwas von dem Film weg. Das nächste Mal, wenn Philipp Stölzl oder irgendein Filmmacher einen Film über irgendjemand bedeutend macht, ich hoffe, dass sie es mehr realistisch als „Goethe!“ machen.

Note that the primary purpose this exercise was simply to get us to write a whole lot in german so I tend to elaborate and nitpick a lot on small points just to extend the length of the paper. It's probably clear enough from what I say there but I didn't care for the film all that much. tongue
Posted By: Superku

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 19:26

I think it's really cool that you try to learn German so have my support in the form of some corrections/ alterations I've made to your paper:

Click to reveal..
Der Film „Goethe!“ von Philipp Stölzl ist kein schlechter Film; in vielfältiger Weise ist er eine unterhaltsame Geschichte über das deutsche Wunderkind des 18. Jahrhunderts. Jedoch denke ich, dass Herr Stölzl ein bisschen zu weit ging, was seine Darstellung von Goethes Leben betrifft. Erstens sind einige von den Ereignissen nicht sehr glaubwürdig, beispielsweise viele der romantischen Szenen im Film wirken sehr gekünstelt und genretypisch konstruiert. Zweitens ist der Charakter Goethes in der Interpretation des Films ein dreister und frecher Einzelgänger - ganz im Gegensatz zum historischen Vorbild. Es ist klar, dass Stölzl versucht, damit einen Zusammenhang zwischen ihm und den Zuschauern herzustellen. Andererseits kann man argumentieren, dass Stölzl sich mit „Goethe!“ auch an einem historischen Film versucht, weswegen jenes damit deplatziert erscheint.
Der Knackpunkt ist, dass Stölzl verspricht, eine Geschichte zu erzählen, die nicht der Erwartung gerecht werden kann, und verzichtet dabei auf historische Exaktheit. „Goethe!“ verdreht die Wahrheit im Namen des Spielwitzes, aber kann dieses Versprechen nicht einhalten. Anstatt ein einfallsreicher und origineller Film ist „Goethe!“ letzten Endes nur ein Feld-Wald-und-Wiesen romantischer Film. Nur am Ende des Films erkennt Stölzl, dass er die Geschichte zurück zur Wirklichkeit bringen muss und präsentiert eine faule Moral von jugendlichem Potenzial. Aber bis dahin ist es zu spät: Der Goethe des Films hat seine ganze Zeit an Lotte und Crew verbraucht, und seine Probleme können nicht gelöst werden, nur weil er jetzt weltberühmt ist.
Es gibt andere kleine Probleme mit „Goethe!“ außer der Neigung zu literarischer Enttäuschung. Die Sprache der Leute in „Goethe!“ ist zur Zeitperiode meiner Meinung nach nicht sehr realistisch. Das heißt, die Wörter, die die Leute im Film benutzen, sind nicht naturgetreu, wenn man bedenkt, dass dieser Film im 18. Jahrhundert spielt. Zum Beispiel sagen Goethe und sein Freund Jerusalem das Wort "Scheiße“ im Laufe des Films ziemlich oft. In der heutigen Zeit gelten dieses und ähnliche Wörter nicht so anstößig wie es im 18. Jahrhundert der Fall war. Zu jener Zeit waren Wörter wie „verdammt“ sehr anstößig und fast unerhört in der Öffentlichkeit. Trotzdem sagen Goethe und seine Freunde Wörter wie „Scheiße“ und ihresgleichen sehr oft, was meiner Meinung nach dem Film entgegenwirkt, fesselnd zu sein.
Wie bereits gesagt, halte ich den Film nicht für absolut schlecht, nur weil er die Wahrheit etwas verdreht. Aber Stölzl ist in dieser Hinsicht zu weit gegangen. Der Film ist schwer ernst zu nehmen, wenn der Titelträger nicht einmal annähernd der eigentlichen Person Goethes entspricht. In vielfältiger Weise ist der Film „Goethe!“ geschichtlich ungenau, und es nimmt etwas von dem Film weg. Das nächste Mal, wenn Philipp Stölzl oder irgendein Filmmacher einen Film über irgendjemand Bedeutenden macht, hoffe ich, dass sie es mehr realistisch als in „Goethe!“ angehen.


Some things are still a little strange to me (like "Feld-Wald-und-Wiesen") but it's certainly a good start. A little tip: Don't use semicolons, 99.9% of the time they feel out of place (in texts in general, it's a barely used punctuation mark).

Can I ask you what your primary motivations were to learn German, it's not only this forum, right? EDIT: And what's your major/ in welchem Rahmen studierst du Deutsch, an der Universität? (btw. it's "der deutsche Goethe" with a lower case d)

Btw. you don't need a paid pro account for wolframalpha but many things which used to be free are now paid-only.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 21:33

Feld-Wald-und-Wiesen was the best translation I could come up with for "run of the mill" an english idiom that basically means, the same old stuff, pretty typical, generic, unremarkable. I knew I could've used any one of those words but I wanted to use something more evocative. The fact that you've never heard of it means that I probably didn't succeed. :\

Originally Posted By: Superku
Can I ask you what your primary motivations were to learn German, it's not only this forum, right?

In America there's very little impetus to learn a foreign language to any useful degree because literally 90% of the entire continent speaks English as their first language and if they ever have to converse with someone in Europe (ie for business or whatever) they know there's a very high chance that they will probably know English as well. Well, many of us are just happy having it that way, but I always felt like it was kind of lame to be so reliant on just one language. The ability to switch gears in a sense and converse in a way that's absolutely different than the way you were talking before is quite honestly a very enviable skill to have. That being said most of it is just a personal thing. You'd probably find it hard to believe that this forum of all places would be the thing to cause me to learn a new language, but that is frankly a large part of what made me decide to actually spend the last 9 months picking it up and not learning, say, Mandarin, or even nothing at all.

Most other reasons I have for learning German are as follows:

1) The vocabulary is concise and precise. Though I value the amount of variety and expressiveness offered by the sheer vastness of the English vocabulary I also appreciate german's simplicity in that you guys tend to combine a lot of small words to create new ones, rather than pulling them from tons of other languages or outright inventing them from nothing.

2) The spelling isn't a cluster fuck. Seriously. It makes way more sense than English, let alone French.

3) The cadence of the language, ie the way certain words are stressed and such, actually tends to match English fairly closely. With practice it's not too hard to understand what someone is saying in german.

4) The language sounds nice. People like to make fun of German for being harsh and guttural here sometimes but it just reminds me of heavy musical instruments like bassoons and cellos.

5) The people who speak the language tend to be fairly technologically oriented. That is to say that on the internet I tend to notice far more technically literate germans than I do italians, or spaniards, or french, or russians. Not that those people don't exist, but culturally you guys seem more prominent in that way.

6) The language is written more or less the same way it is spoken and it isn't broken into several fiercely competing dialects like, say, Norwegian, where the official dialect is spoken by approximately no one and the written language, Bokmål, is more Danish than it is Norwegian.

7) I already have misconceptions about what wonderful and nice you people are.

8) Eight

9) You have an obsession for sausage and beer.

10) Did I mention sausage and beer?

Originally Posted By: Superku
And what's your major/ in welchem Rahmen studierst du Deutsch, an der Universität?

I'm majoring in Computer Science. Taking German courses was an entirely elective decision on my part and has nothing to do with my ordinary studies. To be honest though I find the classes I'm having to take for my CS degree to be exceptionally dull, and if I were just going to university for fun I'd just load up on German classes because that's the thing I enjoy most at the university.

Actually, I'm seriously considering dropping out of uni completely at the end of this semester on account of the work I've been doing for my game, which is competing strongly for my time and attention nowadays and causing me to rethink whether I want to bother getting certified to work in an industry I have no actual desire to be a part of. I love working for myself and have come to believe if I could concentrate all of my effort on my game it could turn into something very valuable for me. Plus I don't live in Germany so I won't be drafted or anything if I decide not to go to school anymore.

Anyway, thanks very much for the tips. I'll try to bear them in mind for next time. laugh
Posted By: Superku

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 22:07

Thanks for posting your thoughts and motivations, I find them quite interesting to read.

Quote:
Plus I don't live in Germany so I won't be drafted or anything if I decide not to go to school anymore.

You mean military service, right? Currently there is none, at least no compulsory service (since ~2011).
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 22:08

I'm aware of the "Feld Wald und Wiesen" phrase. Maybe just a local thing, given that Superku lives in Northern-Germany?

In regards to #9: If you ever come here to Germany, specifically west Germany where I'm from, send me a message and we will go eat a great Schnitzel somewhere. Or Leberkäs and Spätzle (shut up south Germany, we can do that stuff too!)
Posted By: FBL

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 22:32

Originally Posted By: JustSid
(shut up south Germany, we can do that stuff too!)


Doubtful. Maybe you get the shape somewhat right. grin
Posted By: jenGs

Re: Wolfram language - 02/27/14 22:53

What about a nice "pommes rotweiß" or "pommes currywust" the real Ruhrpott traditional meal grin .
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/28/14 01:49

Originally Posted By: Superku
You mean military service, right? Currently there is none, at least no compulsory service (since ~2011).

Then I'd feel just as comfortable dropping out in Germany as I would here.

Originally Posted By: JustSid
If you ever come here to Germany, specifically west Germany where I'm from, send me a message and we will go eat a great Schnitzel somewhere. Or Leberkäs and Spätzle (shut up south Germany, we can do that stuff too!)

Sounds good!
Posted By: sivan

Re: Wolfram language - 02/28/14 08:53

I've read some days ago an article about that the same person thinks differently (i.e. uses a bit different logic) when speaks in different languages. imo it's true, moreover you take a piece of culture of that nation when you learn a language. yeah, and new foods grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Wolfram language - 02/28/14 09:16

It's true, learning more than one language causes you to think differently in each one. Learning new languages also becomes easier overall the more of them you learn since your brain generalizes various concepts and makes certain neural connections easier to make.

The funny thing is that I've known people who are completely bilingual but who sometimes fail to notice somewhat obvious connections between their two languages, like in word etymologies and such. It's as if their brains have each language sectioned off to its own highly developed region and there's just not much cross talk anymore.
Posted By: sivan

Re: Wolfram language - 02/28/14 12:24

probably this separation in mind is true: I really don't like switching between languages within a conversation, I rather try to tell it in English, despite I speak my mother tounge language much better... but another reason of it is that I hate when e.g. there's an English speaker who doesn't understand at all what we talk in Hungarian (said to be difficult to learn), when we could use our common language (and vica versa).
Posted By: Error014

Re: Wolfram language - 03/02/14 12:01

Regarding this:

Quote:
I'm aware of the "Feld Wald und Wiesen" phrase. Maybe just a local thing, given that Superku lives in Northern-Germany?


It's interesting to note that the official duden-page (they practically define whats proper in the language) recognizes the phrase.

What's ACTUALLY interesting is that I know the phrase, but I've only ever really heard it without the "Feld-" in front of it (maybe because it flows a little bit better with one syllable (and pause) less). But apparently, that is not what the duden-page considers the "proper way", so take that as you will.
Posted By: Hummel

Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/03/14 13:43

Minecraft: The Story of Mojang
Posted By: the_clown

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/04/14 17:42

Uh, that's actually a very good watch. I didn't even know this film existed, thanks for posting.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/04/14 17:46

Quote:
I didn't even know this film existed
Didn't know it either. Twitter told me. Thanks Twitter.
Posted By: Logitek

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/04/14 17:59

Oh, news from fun creators (Guise of the wolf):

https://twitter.com/FUNCreators/status/434472707048996864
Posted By: painkiller

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/12/14 15:32

Another 3dgs game on Steam not getting good reviews tongue http://store.steampowered.com/app/280640/
Posted By: Kartoffel

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/12/14 16:16

imo one of the biggest problems is that these acknex games look extremely outdated.

however, the ideas are usually not even that bad...
Posted By: AlbertoT

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/12/14 17:27

Originally Posted By: painkiller
Another 3dgs game on Steam not getting good reviews tongue http://store.steampowered.com/app/280640/


This further confirm my opinion
Nowadays , thanks to modern engines, it is , relatively speaking, rather easy to develop a game at the state of art
Did such game get bad reviews because of 3dgs poor graphics ?
I dont think so
The point is IMHO the apalling lack of fantasy
Why should people be interested in the "shadow of ..."
There are thousand games around like that


Posted By: Superku

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/12/14 17:51

I see your point but:

Originally Posted By: AlbertoT
Nowadays , thanks to modern engines, it is , relatively speaking, rather easy to develop a game at the state of art

No.
Posted By: AlbertoT

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/12/14 18:28

yes

I dont know when you got stsrted with this hobby
However ask anybody with , let's say at least 10 years experience and it will confirm that at the time game development was a black art
it is not just a matter of modern game engines, nowadays you can find ton of high level model / enviroment / animations almost for free

Indie developers should try to come up with something original ( it is not that easy of course )
Posted By: jenGs

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/14/14 14:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxxB7arcWMM

Haha, ok not everybody can bare listening to this guy, but it is an A7 game also coming through greenlight.

Only thing I have to say: you can't sell your game for that amount of money. Choose other platforms where you can sell your game for 2$. You don't deserve over 10$ for such a game.
Posted By: Slin

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/14/14 16:04

Posted By: Superku

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/14/14 16:28

That A4 menu! grin <3
Posted By: painkiller

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/14/14 19:48

OMG how can you put in the same game that cool looking credits animation and the A4 template menu?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 03/15/14 02:12

Originally Posted By: painkiller
OMG how can you put in the same game that cool looking credits animation and the A4 template menu?

He could've rewritten the menu code from scratch if he wanted to, it's really small and simple anyway.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/06/14 19:08

Since you all took such a great interest in my last german essay:

Click to reveal..

Sheridan Kane Rathbun
2014-04-02
Wie Menschen Ändern

Dass jedermann ihre eigene Weltanschauung hat, ist ein Aspekt des Menschentum, den ich sehr interessant finde. Menschheitliche Ideologien können eng mit kritischem Denken zusammengehangen werden, weil die beiden davon Beobachtung, Folgerung, Beurteilung, und Erklärung einschließen. Die Sachen, die wir beobachten, sind doch nicht immer sehr logisch oder erklärbar. Obwohl Menschen allgemein rational sind, sind sie auch sehr emotional. Sogar kann die schlimmste Person von einem Eindruck beeinflussen werden; selbst hat Lenin gesagt, dass er zu Musik nicht oft zuhören konnte, weil „es seinen Nerven berührt“ und ihn sich zu überdenken bewirkt würde und sogar in einer ändert, die er nicht mag.
An seinem Kern glaube ich, dass es dieses Thema von Änderung ist, welches „Das Leben der Anderen“ so fesselnde macht. In diesem Film haben wir einen Mann genannt Hauptmann Gerd Wiesler und solange dass er in der Stasi gewesen ist, hat er gedacht, dass fast niemand vertraut werden kann. Er ist offensichtlich sehr gut in seinem Beruf auch, weil immer wenn er zu jemand zugeteilt worden ist, hat er alles Schlechtes über ihnen enttarnen können. So wann er zu einem Schreiber genannte Georg Dreymann zugeteilt wird, der ist anderenfalls äußerst loyal zu der DDR, erwartet er natürlich herausgefordert zu werden aber er erwartet nicht, dass er sich geändert werden wird.
Ja sogar ist Wieslers Änderung im Laufe des Filmes, das was schließlich die Antriebskraft vor der ganzen Geschichte wird. Nachdem er Wanzen in Dreymanns Wohnung anbringt und in seinem Leben für mehreren Tagen zuhört, findet er, dass er nicht nur mit Dreymann und seinen Freunden mitzuempfinden beginnt, aber er beginnt auch mit ihrem ganzen Kampf zu sympathisieren. Wenn er erstmalig an seinem Radio sitzt, denkt er, dass er den Feind zuhört. Doch erkennt er bald anders, weil Dreymann wirklich nicht staatsfeindlich ist, und nur versucht seinen Freunden zu helfen, die von der Staat bedroht und sogar in manchen Fällen schwarzgelistet worden sind. Als Wiesler mit Dreymann zuhören fortfährt, und Dreymann seine Ängste und Sorgen äußert, wird Wiesler überzeugt, dass er Dreymann helfen muss.
Obwohl einige Kritiker Wieslers Änderung kritisiert haben, und sagen, dass er nicht genug Gründe zu ändern hatte, denke ich das genaue Gegenteil. Der ganze Punkt für den Film ist, dass man keine Gründe zu ändern braucht. Oftmals ist es nur kleine Schönheiten oder andere emotional Erlebnisse, die uns ändern, und Wiesler hat eine Menge von Erfahrungen im Laufe des Filmes, damit er seine Änderung zu rechtfertigen kann.
Erst gibt’s die Szene, darin Dreymann telefonisch hört, dass sein Freund und Mentor, Albert Jerska, Freitod begangen hat. Dreymann wird sprachlos geschockt und einfach sagt, „Ich lege auf, okay?“ Dann erinnert er, dass Jerska ihm eine Partitur für "Sonate vom Guten Menschen" gegeben hat, welche Dreymann wortlos auf seinem Klavier beginnt. Wiesler, der bis jetzt einfach seinen Beruf gemacht hat, wird von der Musik überwältigt und ist sogar in Tränen gebracht. Es ist wirklich an diesem Moment, dass er den Fakt aufgeht, dass er Dreymann zu irgendjemand nicht verraten kann.
Wirklich ist es wichtig zu erkennen, dass bis hierhin Wiesler kein verstandesmäßiger Grund gehabt hat, Dreymann zu helfen. Sie kennen einander nicht. Eigentlich hat Dreymann nie Wiesler gesehen. Wiesler hat aber ein Gewissen und er weiß, dass Dreymann wirklich ein Opfer war. Dies ist jedoch nur der Anfang seiner Überzeugung. Die Szene, darin Wiesler die Musik hört und zu weinen beginnt, ist einer der bekannter im Film. Es gibt aber eine andere nachher, welche ich denke, einer der mehr eindrucksvoll im Film zu sein. Ich nenne diese Szene „die Aufzugszene“.
In dieser Szene geht Wiesler in einen Aufzug, weil er zu seine Wohnung wiederkommt. Bevor die Aufzugtüren aber schließen, ein Ball in den Aufzug aufspringt. Der Ball wird alsbald von einem Kind gefolgt und bald geht der Aufzug mit die beiden von ihnen auf. Was dann entfaltet, ist eine herzzerreißende Szene, darin das Kind Wiesler fragt, ob er ein Mitglied der Stasi ist, und Wiesler bedroht fast das Kind, bevor er sich stoppt. Ich glaube, dass dies der Moment ist, darin Wiesler sich schuldig über selbst befindet, und beginnt zu ändern.
Weil wirklich das der ganze Punkt für den Film ist: sogar können die schlechteste Leute ändern, und wann sie ändern, haben sie oft keine logischer oder vernünftiger Grund dafür. Der Film macht den letzten Punkt klar, wenn Wiesler endlich Christa-Maries Leben zu retten versagt und er von seinem Vorgesetzter entlassen wird. Gleichwohl hat der Film auch ein „Happy End“ schließlich, weil auch wenn Wiesler sich komplett besiegt fühlt, erkennt er endlich, dass er die richtige Entscheidung gemacht hat, wenn er Dreymanns neues Buch kauft, und er findet, dass das Buch nicht zu Dreymanns anderen Freunden dediziert worden ist. Vielmehr ist es für ihn.

This paper is meant to be a limited argumentative essay of the german film "Das Leben der Anderen" which imo is one of the best films ever and if you haven't watched it, you're doing yourself a terrible disservice.

My professor has already marked the thingy up a bit, but I suspect she's been kind of selective about the things she chooses to correct so I'm going to let all of you be the judge and decide whether I've improved or not.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/12/14 07:40

Tonight I wrote a short essay in German about people who have a penchant for fedoras and a problem being euphoric. Despite the overwhelming (cough) reception of my previous one I feel I may as well post it anyway for those interested.
Click to reveal..
Es gibt viele Typen von Leute natürlich in der Welt. Manche Menschen sind extrovertiert und finden Freude und Energie im Zusammenspiel mit anderen Leuten. Doch sind einige Leute introvertiert und finden dieselben ermüdend und sogar anstrengend. Diese Leute könnten einige Freunde haben, weil sie anderen Menschen nicht wirklich hassen. Gleichwohl haben sie viel Angst über ihrem verminderten Interesse in gesellschaftliche Tätigkeit allgemein und haben einen interessanten Weg, sie zu zeigen.

Wenn sie andere Leute sehen und sie finden, dass sie immer mit anderen Menschen sprechen und draußen Spaß haben, werden sie gegen ihnen verbittert. Für sie ist es so, dass diese extrovertierte Leute sozialisieren, weil sie anderenfalls nichtsnutzig sind. Sie bedenken sich selbst einfach intelligenter und wichtiger als ihnen. Ehrlich kann man aber in diesem Weg nicht leben, ohne wie einen totalen Arsch zu aussehen.

Es ist komplett okay, wenn man seine Zeit manchmal mit anderen Menschen nicht verbringen will. Also würde ich nie sagen, dass man Sozialisieren immer eine Priorität machen soll, besonders weil ich ein großer Introvertierter selber bin. Gleichwohl denke ich, dass man diese Vorstellung als ein Grund nie benutzen soll, gegen anderen Leuten verbittert zu sein. Soziale Kompetenz ist gerade das: eine Fähigkeit, die nicht jedermann hat. Es steht nicht, dass jemand böse sein soll, nur weil jemand anderer ist besser in dieser Hinsicht als er ist. Ich finde es gut, dass einige Menschen besser am Sozialisieren als ich sein könnten, schon weil das bedeutet, dass ich selber nicht sein bedarf. Letztendlich bedeutet es, dass die Menschheit insgesamt besser sein kann. Und ich finde das gerade fantastisch.

The whole paper is basically just my commentary on a lot of the teen angst I've seen coming from people who are really introverted and feel entitled about it. Lacking social skills is fine and you can count me a perpetrator, but that doesn't mean it's something you should really feel proud about. The worst part is that I've seen this coming from people who are not even teens anymore, which just makes this tragedy of human character that much harder to witness.

Also, I understand if you think that the essay's topic is sort of dumb but I wasn't the one to decide what was passing through my mind this particular evening. Teen angst is srs bsns.
Posted By: the_clown

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/12/14 10:39

You have a really interesting way of forming your sentences... Very often, you can see that someone formed a sentence in his native language first and then forgot some grammar rules when translating into German, but not all of your sentences show the structure that usually emerges when an English speaker forms German sentences. An example, your first sentence:

Quote:
Es gibt viele Typen von Leute natürlich in der Welt.


First of all it should be "Leuten" instead of "Leute", but that is a minor mistake and perhabs due to the fact that we have way to many rules for declanation of nouns in German.
Much more interesting to me is your placement of "natürlich".
Correctly, it should be "Es gibt natürlich viele Typen von Leuten in der Welt."
What I think is odd is that, in English, the sentence would be "Naturally, there's many types of people in the world" or something like that, however, I don't think it'd be "There's many types of people naturally in the world", because that'd have a different meaning, so I wonder why you've placed the "natürlich" at that position in the sentence. It does not seem to be the simple case of forming the sentence in English and simply translating the words. There's more of these kind of sentences in your text, but this example springs to my eye.
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/12/14 10:47

The more correct term would be "Menschen" instead of "Leuten" imho.
Posted By: the_clown

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/12/14 10:56

Originally Posted By: Rei_Ayanami
The more correct term would be "Menschen" instead of "Leuten" imho.


That would be much nicer stylistically, yes, but it's not an issue of correctness I think. Both terms have the same meaning in the context of his essay.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Minecraft: The Story of Mojang - 04/13/14 00:41

Very cool! I've long figured that my sentences probably look weird overall compared to those produced by native speakers but couldn't confirm it because I still don't have a very good frame of reference and don't know which combinations of words sound more "normal" overall than others.

Probably the reason my sentences appear unusual for someone who has English as their first language is because even when I write in English I tend to use, erm, fairly peculiar word choices. As an example, even in my very last post I wrote:
Originally Posted By: Me
... which just makes this tragedy of human character that much harder to witness.

You would probably never hear somebody say this in real life outside of a prepared speech delivered at a convention for mentally challenged social rejects such as myself. tongue

That being said I sure hope that none of you have picked up anything I've written as good practice because if you ever said any of these things to a living, breathing person here in the states, they'd probably think you're a bloody retard.

Well, thanks for the tips at any rate, I'll be sure to bear them in mind for next time. When I wrote that essay I used Menschen/Leute interchangeably just to avoid sounding monotonous, but it's good to know they're kinda sorta not at all synonymous with each other.

EDIT: By the way, although they're obviously cognitively similar to eachother, "Naturally" and "Natürlich" don't really mean the same thing. In German "Natürlich" is a perfectly usable everyday word to mean things like "of course" or "certainly" but in english it pretty much exclusively means something along the lines of "predictably". ie:

"When he ran out of milk he naturally went to pick some up at the store."

In other words, "naturally" tends to emphasize cause and effect. He went to the store because he ran out of milk. If you meant to say that his going to the store was obvious in and of itself, you'd probably use the phrase "of course". ie:

"Of course he went to the store to pick up some milk when he ran out."

But to most people you will sound like a prick if you just say it like that. As if they were supposed to know he would go to the store. Shame on you.
Posted By: Superku

This is the Offtopic Thread - 04/13/14 01:04

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
That being said I sure hope that none of you have picked up anything I've written as good practice because if you ever said any of these things to a living, breathing person here in the states, they'd probably think you're a bloody retard.

Hahaha well now it's too late for that, so thanks I guess. (^.^)
Keep us updated on your German study, I find it pretty interesting!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: This is the Offtopic Thread - 05/20/14 03:56

If god exists, why did he decide to fill the internet with people who refuse to do any fact checking when everyone and their grandmother shows them how wrong they are wrong about something.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: This is the Offtopic Thread - 05/20/14 20:12

Where else should he put all these people?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: This is the Offtopic Thread - 05/21/14 08:16

Presumably politics, but I guess he had a surplus.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: This is the Offtopic Thread - 05/25/14 11:46

God dammit. I'm the last person on earth who would try to claim any kind of expertise on the german language but it irritates me to no end when some people in America who've never spoken anything but english their entire lives (and don't even know that well at all) give me a GERMAN sentence they got from google translate and then claim that *I* was speaking in broken german.

A bit of context: I logged out with the words "bis später, ihr Schwachköpfe :-)" and they responded "Heißt das, Sie zu Bett gehen?" (nice try) then after I left they stated I was talking in "broken german."

DAFUQ.
Posted By: sivan

Water Park Tycoon review - 06/04/14 11:04

as a frequent reader of Strategy Informer I've just found today this negative review about Water Park Tycoon made recently with 3DGS: http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/waterparktycoon/2357/review.html
if somebody does not know this magazine: in general they write reasonable articles, in case of strategy games they usually favouring game-play over appearance.
Posted By: FBL

Re: Water Park Tycoon review - 06/04/14 17:33

4/10 at least. Better than most other 3dgs game ratings.

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Top Game Moment: Coming back to the game after leaving it idle for several hours, giving you the opportunity to spend a bunch of money in one go.

grin
Posted By: Reconnoiter

Re: Water Park Tycoon review - 06/04/14 19:22

I find the game looks nice but things like:

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then bugger off for a few hours. Your park can essentially manage itself, and you don't have to deal with the glacially slow pace of the game, that requires you to either take out a gigantic loan to quickly extend the scope of your creation, or wait until the steady trickle of customers amounts to a flood and you can finally start making some money.

and
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Attempting to frame the creation of your wonder park is a basic mission mode that allows you to unlock additional items for the free-form mode, giving you objectives designed to ease you in to park creation. Upon completion of these objectives, instead of moving on to a new set, you're instead invited to start over again building a new park in an identical lot, only with an ever more distant set of goals to complete.


are a waste of the game. It is a pity for the developer but I can understand when reading this gets a 4. Adding more different objectives and increasing the pace of the game are peanuts compared to the hard work that has already been done (that ai/pathfinding, grahpics etc.).
Posted By: sivan

Re: Water Park Tycoon review - 06/05/14 07:09

the good thing in their scoring system is that they are averaging their own score, other press scores available, and users scores. currently it is limited to their own score, later it can change, often it goes up by a little... register, and give a 10 laugh
Posted By: Reconnoiter

Re: Water Park Tycoon review - 06/05/14 11:58

Originally Posted By: sivan
the good thing in their scoring system is that they are averaging their own score, other press scores available, and users scores. currently it is limited to their own score, later it can change, often it goes up by a little... register, and give a 10 laugh
, if the developer patches it and solve the said problems, I wouldn't mind giving it a good score for the developer. I would not give it a good score now, cause I think than I would mislead readers (I think I would agree with most points the reviewer said if I would play the game, and upon closer look it is not my type of game that I will review/play it myself blush ).

That is alot of 'would's grin.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Water Park Tycoon review - 06/10/14 23:36

So the new Wii U Zelda game (not Hyrule Warriors or whatever it is) was revealed today, and it looks bloody gorgeous.


Link also appears to have gotten a makeover this time around which in my opinion looks pretty sweet:

(interestingly, the patterns on his gauntlets there match the ones on Ganondorf in OoT. Mysterious)

Well at any rate, Nintendo says the game is intended to be released sometime next year, which is good news to me! Though I guess this also means I will have to pick up a Wii U sometime between now and then so I can play it. tongue
Posted By: Superku

Us and the Game Industry - 07/29/14 22:45

I loved Indie Game: The Movie.
Now there is "Us and the Game Industry", did anyone see it? Is it worth the 10 bucks?
Posted By: Iglarion

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 07/29/14 23:00

I just wach the trailer and looks interesting.
If we love "Indie Game: The Movie" then there is no reason to miss this movie. Maybe it will give me some extra motivation to speed up with my game grin
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 07/30/14 04:10

I still haven't seen Indie Game yet. Occasionally I'm reminded of it and go Oh yeah, I need to watch this sometime. Then I forget again.

Well, I'll make a point to download it now.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/02/14 18:01

I finally saw Indie Game: The Movie! And I liked it! But I still don't like Phil Fish. Sorry. He's kinda nuts!

Anyway somebody else will have to tell you if Us and the Game Industry is any good, as I'm pretty selective when it comes to indie films to begin with.
Posted By: Superku

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/02/14 18:19

I've seen "Us and the Game Industry" now and sadly it's by far not as good as "Indie Game: The Movie", esp. the beginning looks pretty cheap and is somehow missing a common theme. It gets better later on, though. I'd say 5.5/10.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 14:06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmTUW-owa2w
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 14:10

Phil <3

Buying the steam background and foil card was the best investment ever!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 14:31

"I like cute girls doing cute things. And Porn." Uhm...
Posted By: Rei_Ayanami

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 14:33

"Cute girls doing cute things" is the english explanation of "moe". Mostly animes about life of girls in schools in Japan. No big story, just them having fun and whatever. K-On! for example.

And combined, SFW Example, opening page of a doujin by Rustle! It's cute, and well, you get it.

Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 14:38

Ahh, alright.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/04/14 23:54

Rei, if moe is your thing, you need to watch Azumanga Daioh sometime. That show is dope.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/13/14 03:17

https://twitter.com/TastyTexel/status/499351756615450626
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/24/14 04:01

Zoe Quinn makes me fucking angry. -.-
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/24/14 19:05

Fuck her and the 5 "journalists". And fuck the SJW who defend her actions.
Corrupt bunch of shits who give an entire industry and social movement a bad name.

Inb4 SJW shitstorm
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/25/14 03:33

@Redeemer: Perhaps you should stay away from 4chan if you so easily adapt to angry people's opinions. What about the "Love and tolerate!" slogan?

(Not to say that an angry crowd is something bad in general.)
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/25/14 05:12

Your disclaimer makes me unsure what the criticism is. But maybe I should assure you that more than whoring, I don't tolerate people who start a controversy with bloody questionable behavior and then get bitchy when they're called out on it.

Whether Zoe Quinn is a whore or not doesn't bother me too much because there are a million whores in the world and I'm not concerned enough with Zoe's whoring in particular to complain about it, but what does irk me is her astounding lack of integrity over the issue.

Like, I dunno, maybe she is actually a whore and she just doesn't have the capacity to accept it?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/25/14 10:27

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doesn't bother me too much because there are a million whores in the world
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but what does irk me is her astounding lack of integrity over the issue.
That's quite arbitrary as there are also millions of those who lack integrity. Like those who loosely propagate tolerance on the one side and on the other support an inherently sexist group which collectively harasses a single woman for living the life she chose. Her private life is none of your business; neither who she sleeps with nor what she personally thinks about her life-style (which is a rather strange thing to criticize anyway). None of it. It's that simple. Really.

So how is she supposed to not having a "lack of integrity over the issue" if the internet is the one who declared it be an issue in the first place?

Being male you can sleep around as much as you like and the common consent is that it increases your reputation. But if you are lacking certain parts it will only make you a cheep "whore".

And even if you don't share those views (which I'm sure you don't/can't), it still doesn't give you the right to judge a person you had never personal contact with, solely on the "facts" provided by your like-minded shitstorm crew.

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I don't tolerate people who start a controversy with bloody questionable behavior and then get bitchy when they're called out on it.

You pretty much shot yourself in the foot with this one. My post was not objective/constructive but yours is what I call "questionable". No substance. Just read it again:

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Whether Zoe Quinn is a whore or not doesn't bother me too much because there are a million whores in the world and I'm not concerned enough with Zoe's whoring in particular to complain about it, but what does irk me is her astounding lack of integrity over the issue.

Like, I dunno, maybe she is actually a whore and she just doesn't have the capacity to accept it?


See how you repeatedly use the term "whore" as an implicit insult? On the one side this is typical premature behavior and on the other plainly sexist, considering the undeniable, insane problems associated with prostitution. And if you don't consider sexism to be "questionable", I srsly don't see how I could ever have a chance to change your mindset just in the slightest. Which would be unfortunate, because that's why I invest the time to formulate and write down my thoughts in the first place. laugh

Now get back to making games (games in which you put your heart's blood and for which you don't want to be judged by anyone(probably); yes, yes, I'll stop already...but gosh, this is really bothering me frown ).



Originally Posted By: you
Your disclaimer makes me unsure what the criticism is.
Originally Posted By: me
(Not to say that an angry crowd is something bad in general.)
What I had in mind was f.i. the rightly pissed mob in Ferguson.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/25/14 16:55

I think the fundamental issue you have with me is that I seem to enjoy reading about and contributing to the misfortunes of other people on the internet. That however is not the case. As a matter of fact, I'm actually sick at this point of the "Quinnspiracy" and have tuned out 4chan until the rest of the issue blows over.

Nonetheless, my opinion of Zoe Quinn stays the same. Maybe it's unfortunate to her that she had to be exposed in this way, but now that her personal life has been exposed like this I still don't like what I've read about her. And there's nothing sexist about that.
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Being male you can sleep around as much as you like and the common consent is that it increases your reputation.

I strongly disagree with this "perception." The biggest sex american sex scandals in my recent memory involve Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods, both of which are male.

Having said that, I did not judge Zoe Quinn the minute I heard about her and the controversy in general. Plenty of people get targeted on a fairly arbitrary basis everyday to face the collective wrath of the internet and I'm not the one who decides who gets to be a victim of that. Regardless, I did not judge her negatively just because everyone else already decided she's a slut. There are plenty of cases I can bring up where people were targeted like this and I didn't agree with the way the person was being victimized. Do you want me to name names or not?

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So how is she supposed to not having a "lack of integrity over the issue" if the internet is the one who declared it be an issue in the first place?

I'm the one who's declared it an issue now based on what I've read about her, both from things she's posted herself and things people have posted about her (taking into consideration what proof exists, how much they seem to know her, etc.)

Regardless of whether the allegations against her are true are not (which isn't something I want to get into - I believe it, though) the way she's handled the situation is what I don't like. It's sad to her that her life had to be exposed like this, but at this point, if she is a slut she should own up to it and stop trying to protect her own interests. She's already in the public eye and has nothing to gain by maintaining her current position.

If she isn't a slut, then she should use the same strategy victims of libel use, that is, remaining calm and sticking to the truth.

I'd have been way less inclined to judge her negatively or pay any attention to the "conspiracy" in the first place if it were clear she were handling it like that - and again, I can name examples of people who *have* handled it like that, and whom I *have* ignored because of it. So I'm sorry I don't accept your criticism for making an exception over her.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/25/14 17:25

I don't think anyone really gives two fucks about who she slept with. What really rubs me in all the wrong ways is that she slept with guys for the sole purpose of boosting her career and game, and that's a taboo for both women and men. It also makes her a whore, same as it would make a man a whore. Apparently you find that derogatory, imho it's just a matter of fact and how you judge that is up to you.

I guess that makes it clear what side of the "conspiracy" theories I'm on.

Edit: To clarify before anyone wants to butcher me: The original "quinspiracy" video was a lot of bullshit. I'm not against feminism or mental illness nor against bringing up these topics in gaming, truth is, I'm actually really liking Depression Quest. She does get some undeserved flack from a lot of people right now, but not everything that is thrown at her is without merit.

Edit2: Also, Vivian is cute.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 01:00

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What really rubs me in all the wrong ways is that she slept with guys for the sole purpose of boosting her career and game
How do you know that this was the sole purpose? Guilty unless proven innocent?
Besides, this is a general problem and instead of motivating a general discussion you prefer to project your anger on a single individual which is in no way constructive.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 01:11

Originally Posted By: Hummel
How do you know that this was the sole purpose? Guilty unless proven innocent?

Hmm, maybe another reason was that her boyfriend at the time just wasn't doing it for her?

Ehh, it's still kinda fucked up!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 03:13

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Besides, this is a general problem and instead of motivating a general discussion you prefer to project your anger on a single individual which is in no way constructive.

Pretty sure I mentioned the other 5 people involved in this as well, in case you haven't noticed.

Hummel, this isn't about a girl or the patriarchy oppressing anyone. If you sleep with your boss, you will be called out on it too. If you start an intimate relationship with someone, it will change their view on you and how they treat you, simple as that. I don't say she is not allowed to have sex with whomever she likes, although cheating on your SO is a fucked up thing, but wether it was her sole purpose or not, she shouldn't have done it in the first place. There are just people whom you shouldn't be in a relationship like that, this goes for males and females alike.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 03:38

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Hummel, this isn't about a girl or the patriarchy oppressing anyone.
I'm convinced that it is a driving power.
Remember that not so unimportant journalist who harassed a female fellow on chat a while ago? Didn't produce nearly as big of an outcry as this destructive shitstorm now. And the facts around there were quite clear.

Well, the way this campaign developed pretty much negates every valid point there might have been at it's core at some point in time, anyway. There is simply no place for a constructive debate atm.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 05:16

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Remember that not so unimportant journalist who harassed a female fellow on chat a while ago?

Remember that big feminist organization which organized a rally at the university of Toronto last year and literally shouted and insulted at every man who walked by last year without provocation? Everybody ended up forgetting about that too.

I mean, ffs, every year when I sign up for classes and complete my form for federal education funding, I'm given a list of boxes not to check about my racial and sexual status: I'm not female, I'm not black, I'm not hispanic, I'm not asian. I'm not foreign, I'm not gay, I'm not bisexual, I'm not gender queer, and I don't identify as rabbit-kin. Therefore, by the logic of my government and this society at large, I deserve less money for my education than anyone who is any one or more of those things.

This is not about equality. If these people were truly egalitarian, they would not be distributing extra money to people for things that have absolutely nothing to do with the system they're actually enrolling in. Being gender-equal means setting up a system that is not biased anyway or the other, but simply protects each side from particular instances of injustice only when they arise.

This is why I think the idea of the patriarchy is so stupid. I'm willing to buy into the idea that women have historically had far less of an opportunity to excel and apply themselves because there are numerous factual cases where women's achievements weren't acknowledged for their sex, but today's society is worlds different from the way things were before. Do women still get picked on for their sex? Yeah, sometimes. Sexism isn't going away, but the idea that we can eliminate it by tipping all of the scales in women's favor is ridiculous and will only serve to create more contention and strife in the future.

Seriously, some people need to just get a grip on reality and realize that political correctness is as much a part of the problem as the social problems underneath it. Morgan Freeman gets it!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 06:03

You are srsly asked about your sexual orientation when signing up for funding?
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 06:16

Yes.

I'll give you a screenshot next year if you like.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 07:01

Nah, I don't doubt that there is a lot of destructive tokenism going on.
Posted By: Reconnoiter

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 10:56

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every year when I sign up for classes and complete my form for federal education funding, I'm given a list of boxes not to check about my racial and sexual status: I'm not female, I'm not black, I'm not hispanic, I'm not asian. I'm not foreign, I'm not gay, I'm not bisexual, I'm not gender queer,
, seriously is it true that you need to fill those things in? that is retarded...
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 11:08

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Well, the way this campaign developed pretty much negates every valid point there might have been at it's core at some point in time, anyway. There is simply no place for a constructive debate atm.


That's like saying "Well, public service workers don't earn enough to make a decent living. Therefore, instead of fixing that problem, we should make it our agenda to lower all wages enough so everyone has a shitty live."

It's a good thing Zoe got called out. Period, everything else will send the message that that's totally A-Ok to do. That there are other issues in this world, well, no one is denying that, but that's beyond the point. "Well, yeah, that was a shitty thing to do. But the world totally sucks anyways so who cares" is a pretty pathetic point of view, if you ask me.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 11:30

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It's a good thing Zoe got called out.
So it's a good thing that people share private photos of her online and stalk her and her relatives irl?
Or do you really think that one could consider any potentially valid point in isolation from the clusterfuck around?

That was what this quote was about. Not about adapting the standards for all or something.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 12:04

Originally Posted By: Hummel
Or do you really think that one could consider any potentially valid point in isolation from the clusterfuck around?

I'm sorry, but what is your argumentation? I already said that I don't agree with everything that is thrown at her, but that doesn't mean you should cut her some slack on her actual short comings. Are you really advocating feels over reals here?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 12:06

What you said was:
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It's a good thing Zoe got called out.

But you don't agree with how she got called out?
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 12:23

I'm sorry but this is getting ridiculous.
Yes I think it's a good thing she got called out
Yes I think that a public figure should be called out in public
Yes I think that what she did was absolutely wrong
No I don't think it is correct to dox her close family nor to drag them into this
No I don't think that it gives anyone the right to just shit all over her
Yes I agree that not everything that's said about her should be said about her
Yes there definitely are people who just use this as an excuse to hate someone

You complain about generalization but at the same time lump everything that is said against her into one big "you are all so mean and it's because she has a vagina". Are you really trying to tell me that critisizing her and calling her out is not okay?
Posted By: Hummel

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 13:21

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You complain about generalization but at the same time lump everything that is said against her into one big "you are all so mean and it's because she has a vagina".
No, I'm not. I apparently fail to communicate my point, though. So lets try again:

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Are you really trying to tell me that critisizing her and calling her out is not okay?
In the situation as it stands, yes.
There is a pissed ex who presents seemingly convincing "proof" of socially unacceptable behavior to the web.
But nobody really KNOWS how much of this is truly grounded and what her personal motivations are/were.
Yet that is reason enough for people to throw the worst stuff at her.
Because she MIGHT be guilty of inappropriate behavior.
And because human-human interaction is so superficial that if it looks like behavior XYZ it is simply XYZ.

Now you tell me that you don't approve of how she got called on XYZ, but you still think that it is a good thing that it happened anyway, because you have valid concerns regarding behavior XYZ.

I probably still didn't get your point. However, that's my impression so far.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 20:14

I'd like to go back to a point I already made which is, if she's not guilty of anything, she would very easily be able to sue her ex for libel and win.

She's not doing that, so the odds that she's actually a totally innocent victim is extremely low.

This pretense of "Oh, we can't prove anything therefore we should just ignore her because its none of our business. If you disagree, you're a sexist and support harrassment and stalking!" is ridiculous and pretty disappointing as well.
Posted By: HeelX

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 20:54

Who is Zoe!??
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/26/14 21:06

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/quinnspiracy

Just remember:

Posted By: Quad

Re: Us and the Game Industry - 08/27/14 10:28

Yeah, who is ZOE?

Guys just stop giving your limited amount of fucks for such stuff and be more happy forever. That's what i do.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/26/14 19:00

I made a thing an it was fun: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/c1c788af92abc1d9f2e2



...what am I doing with my time
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/26/14 22:11

Making things!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/27/14 13:22

This is amazing. Kudos.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 09/27/14 14:39

Thanks!
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/06/14 11:04

I also got a drone, in the hopes I can do some cool stuff with it and the Raspberry Pi. A tad cheaper than Harry Potter ones, because it's probably going to last as long as his.



The first success: I've already managed to shred the Risen poster.
Posted By: alibaba

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/06/14 11:29

Nice!
Seems like we have got the same lamp! grin
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/06/14 16:06

Interesting wall color
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/06/14 16:29

Originally Posted By: alibaba
Seems like we have got the same lamp! grin

Man, you should start a club!
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/07/14 18:53

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/studiobento/game-loading-the-final-push
Posted By: Superku

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/07/14 19:18

Backed that sh*t!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/08/14 04:27

One indie game movie wasn't enough? tongue
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/08/14 11:20

https://www.youtube.com/user/SupHolmesShow/playlists
Posted By: FBL

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/08/14 16:59

yay offtopic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCLAXQow3w

Your Earwormness.
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/16/14 19:07

Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/19/14 09:20

Posted By: Reconnoiter

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/19/14 10:02

@Hummel, your second-last link reminds of this one: http://vimeo.com/107976057
Posted By: Hummel

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 10/29/14 18:18

Posted By: Redeemer

Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic - 12/27/14 06:32

I got this political propaganda in the mail a few years ago and I just had to tape it to my wall:



Because everybody knows Albert Einstein went to an american school, right?

Remember, the kind of people who distribute stuff like this are the kind who get voted into office. That's how you know our political system is fucked.
Posted By: Superku

3run read pls - 02/01/15 12:43

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3run is over their Private Topic limit.
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/25/15 19:19

We've been working on Rayne quasi 2.0 since a bit now (this is not a product announcement, just a segue), and parts of it is a completely rewritten thread pool, which supports better synchronization primitives and gives some more guarantees and freedom with regards to execution, as wall as quality of service. And I can't help but feel in awe of the x86 architecture: My i7 has almost 200 registers and somewhere around 250+ instructions in the pipeline at any given point in time.

x86 is not just an assembly language, it's a masterpiece of engineering effort and an unpredictable cunt. You can shoot your performance to hell by misaligning data, but can achieve exceptional performance gains by intentionally misaligning other data so that it falls into two cache lines. Oh, and then there is this whole SMT concept next to SMP where a single fucking core represents itself as two logical core, where sharing semantics become a little bit different again.

It's amazing that spinning for a couple of thousand cycles can give you 10x performance gain over taking the current thread off of the CPU and incurring context switching penalties. What a great time to live in.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/27/15 03:59

Optimization is scary. I have a book (admittedly quite old now) called Michael Abrash's Graphics Programming Black Book. It's extremely interesting and entertaining to read about all the ways x86 programming has evolved through the decades, but damn does it make me afraid to ever go back to serious optimizing again.

On an unrelated note, Barony seems to be taking over the /r/roguelikes subreddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/roguelikes/comments/309qo3/barony_the_only_1st_person_roguelike_that_i_feel/

A few days ago, we FINALLY caught the attention of the twitch community, who are now gleefully getting their skulls crushed by boulders, spells and archaic weaponry. We're going to launch Barony on April 4th and within 24 hours will have our greenlight up too, so everything seems to be moving along well.

The relief is actually palpable. Just a few days ago I seriously felt lower than I probably ever have in my life, but people seem to like the game and with luck we may come out of this with more than just $10 in change.

Wish us luck! Or not. I'm not your boss, geez.

Jacklifear will be streaming our game later here if you want to watch though:
http://www.twitch.tv/jacklifear
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/27/15 05:21

Barony greenlight:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=369708679
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/27/15 13:55

Nice work, Redeemer! So great to get some community attention! I can't recall whether I've already given Barony the thumbs up on Greenlight, but I will when I get the chance. Hopefully someone at Valve sees it!

EDIT: By the way, I had the video going in the background while I did some other stuff. Cool creatures, environments, traps, weapons, NPCs -- it's all there! Nice!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/27/15 21:55

Thanks Jibb! We were going to wait until our launch date to kick off the greenlight as you suggested, but when the Twitch community got wind of our game and started streaming it we got in touch with a fellow named Kevin White (aka Jacklifear) who's going to be organizing a prelaunch event to generate hype Very Soon, and he suggested that we launch the greenlight NOW so that we could capitalize on all the traffic he and all of his affiliates will be generating in the coming days.

So, the lesson is: no battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy, and no marketing plan ever survives contact with the consumer. laugh When the circumstances change you need to adjust your strategy, and in our case that meant launching the greenlight now instead of waiting the extra week and missing this opportunity for votes and exposure.

Anyway, thanks for the support everybody! Words can't describe how much I appreciate it. Seriously.
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/28/15 03:24

Oh, agreed! You have the traffic, and you're using it! Nice work laugh
Posted By: WretchedSid

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/28/15 12:40

Pre-ordered and voted on Greenlight. I still remember the early preview copy you gave me to play, love the concept. All the best laugh
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/31/15 06:42

Just discovered this:

https://roystanross.wordpress.com/super-mario-64-hd/

Get it while it's hot! It's really cool, but the browser version was taken down by nintendo the other day so there's no telling how long the downloadable one will be available.

EDIT: Also, thanks Sid!
Posted By: Kartoffel

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 03/31/15 11:56

@^: oh my fucking god that's too awesome

still playing the game with the emulator
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 04/01/15 12:22

Just saw the project can no longer be downloaded from that page now, so if anybody wants a link I can host the windows version on a dropbox or something.

Shame nintendo went and took it down! You can see by the description that all of the art and level assets other than the star, goomba and Mario himself were completely original, so clearly this was a knee-jerk reaction on the part of Nintendo's legal department to protect their own property, even though the paradox is that there are much worse and more blatant infringements going on in places like gmod's steam workshop and such.

Oh well. Hopefully it's not all a waste for the author. The lengths he must've gone to to produce such a faithful recreation of that first stage is very impressive, so I hope he manages to get something out of it in the end.
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 05/05/15 05:08

So, after 39 days, Barony was just greenlit on Steam.

Many thanks to everyone who voted for us! It really means a lot!
Posted By: JibbSmart

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 05/05/15 05:26

Brilliant! Congrats grin

EDIT: Does that mean Steam Achievements for Barony? When can we expect the Steam version?

(Off-topic):


KarBOOM fan-cake, based on the "Overgrowth" level where grass grows from the centre of the level over time.
Posted By: the_clown

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 05/05/15 07:17

Originally Posted By: Redeemer
So, after 39 days, Barony was just greenlit on Steam.

Many thanks to everyone who voted for us! It really means a lot!


Congratulations! 39 days doesn't seem too long to me, I've heard stories of games waiting a year or longer to be greenlit.
Posted By: Superku

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 05/05/15 08:40

Originally Posted By: JibbSmart
KarBOOM fan-cake, based on the "Overgrowth" level where grass grows from the centre of the level over time.

Haha this is amazing!! Lovely.

And congrats for the Greenlight @Redeemer!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 05/07/15 01:32

Thanks everybody!

@Jibb: yep, we're gonna put achievements in and also integrate things like game invitations so you can invite other players to the multiplayer lobbies you create. It'll probably take a couple months for the game to release on Steam since I'm in the process of getting a job and the time I have to concentrate on the game is more diminished lately, but it'll be done sooner or later!

Also: nice cake! I love sponge cake grin

@the_clown: yeah, before we got on greenlight we expected to take at least a few months to be greenlit, but the deals we got in on at IndieGameStand and Groupees really pushed us into the top 50 after a few weeks. From that point on it was just a short matter of time until we were greenlit. So now it's definitely my opinion and experience that the best way to get exposure for your game is to get in on as many deals and platforms as possible, since most journalists don't have time to pick up on games that haven't been proven anywhere else before. Even the really small platforms give a lot of opportunity to get your game exposed if you can manage to get featured there!
Posted By: Redeemer

Re: Fucking Off-Topic thread, alright? - 06/15/15 18:43

Did anybody see the new Doom trailer that came out last night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgp4B0cb-IQ

My reaction: oh hell yes! It seems like they might finally get it right this time. My hopes are set. laugh
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