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102 things we learned from Heroes #154079
09/14/07 14:32
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1. If you eat brains you will steal other people's attributes and abilites.
2. Swords make you look badass.
3. Everybody in the world has their genetic code in a file somewhere.
4. Everybody gets hotter in the future.
5. Always consider the possibility that there is a shapeshifter in your midst.
6. Adair Tishler (Molly Walker) is the cutest thing in the world.
7. Lost vs. Heroes wars will never end.
8. Mohinder Suresh will NEVER stop talking about his father.
9. Time travel is officially confusing
10. New Yorkers are too self-absorbed to notice when someone puts a lifeless body in a cab.
11. Even an emo kid can be a hero.
12. An is more posible if this emo kid is from NY and the name is Peter... this year we saw two of them...
13. Japanese geeks believes more in the things they read on Marvel comics than in their own japanese mangas...
14. Star Trek must be cool if a Hero likes it!
15. If you have powers, chances are your good friend or person you married might happen to have them too!
16. Greg Grunberg is adorable to matter what he does.
17. Save the cheerleader, Save the world.
18. Right before you blow up, your nose turns purple!
19. Even serial killers like to take a break and enjoy some tasty, refreshing ice cr... frozen yogurt
20. Never show your mommy your powers.
21. Being schizophrenic can be very helpful in tough situations
22. Never let your friend/co-worker drive you onto a bridge.
23. If your brother is a politican he's a pompus jerk that can fly.
24. If you want to piss Sylar off, try making him a tuna sandwich.
25. Never try to take apart for you the merits of a cheerleader... even if those are rare and strange....
26. Everyone knows what a Haitian looks like.
27. If you look at your watch when it breaks down, then you've managed to stop the time.
28. Hiro´s power is useful to save money to travel between Tokyo and New York.
29. An eclipse means the beginning of an epic saga.
30. Heroine can trigger the ability to see the future.
31. Horn-Rimmed Glasses actually make you look evil.
32. The "Godsend" helix is the sweetest symbol ever.
33. A watchmaker suddenly sounds more intimidating than a terrorist.
34. Nerds should always be nice to cheerleaders, just in case they ever ask you to to video tape them being invincible.
35. Everybody wants to go to Homecoming this year, just in case a super-powered serial killer shows up.
36. Japanese people like Backstreet Boys.
37. Doing yoga on a rooftop is all those japanese office workers do.
38. If you're about to explode, get your brother to fly you into space, so then explosion is imposible.
39. Men can be nurses and still be hott.
40. Highschool bleachers are actually deadly cliffs.
41. A Hero will help another hero even if they do not know them. (i.e. - Nikki helping Peter fight Sylar)
42. You can stand next to someone going nuclear, have a conversation with them and not get burn.
43. you can get away with stabbing your father in the back when he conveniently dies.
44. If you're wearing a nauseating rainbow scarf you will be slashed with the man you're standing next to because he's wearing an equally hideous tie.
45. The Godsend symbol is EVERYWHERE!
46. Ancient Samurai sword repairers are in the yellow pages.
47. George Takei is incredibly badass.
48. The Doctor can be channeled by grungy invisible men.
49. Pigeons are the best companions when you're pretending to be dead for seven years.
50. Watching Claude throw Peter off a building can be addicting.
51. IT RIPPED OFF EVERYTHING EVER CREATED BY MAN!
52. People can go crazy while waiting for the DVDs to arrive via amazon.com
53. There are a lot of blond people running about the world.
54. God may be a cockroach.
55. Taxi-cab drivers and hospice nurses can afford gigantic apartments even Donald Trump could not.
56. Thugs who you cheated in a casino will dump you in the desert ... next to a diner.
57. Japaneses are hard working; either they're having fun and games with their clock, or they're watching sexy vids on the net.
58. Mob bosses make great pot pies.
59. Cheerleaders spend all their time in their uniform yet very little time cheering.
60. In order to look war torn and badass one must use an incredible amount of hair gel.
61. Serial Killers can be sexy and badass at the same time
62. Watching the chemistry between Mohinder and Sylar is both entertaining and addicting.
63. 'Yogurt' in Japanese is 'yogurt-o'
64. Seeing a Japanese man say 'Yahoo!' over waffles is one of the cutest things ever.
65. If someone is planning to kill you, say "now you can't have any of my pot pie."
66. The best way to get revenge on someone is to crash their car into a wall.
67. When you have cops stationed around your house AND you have a dangerously power alter ego, the best way to deal with your scary Ex Husband to follow his demands.
68. Lost is a much better show than Heroes.
69. Two brothers can't show affection towards one another without being linked romantically. "OMG, did you see the way Nathan looked at Peter? They are definitely nailing each other." LOL!
70. When saving the world and you need a car--you must always demand a Nissan Versa even if you wait there the whole damn day and the world might end any minute
71. Yes...ALL politicians have sexual issues
72. When you're unsure whether to go for a cheerleader or a scientist, vent out your frustration by crucifying people in a homoerotic manner
73. Peter Petrelli is on a much more advanced emo level than Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3
74. Crazy old rich men like to breed people inter-racially
75. If you stare at your reflection long enough, your reflection will talk back.
76. Overbearing hard-to-please mothers like to collect snowglobes
77. When you're on a murder spree, show that you're still human by buying your mom snowglobes on your travels
78. Trailer women like to blackmail former lovers
79. If you don't have any paint, you can always use the blood of your dead mother.
80. Try not to annoy strangers- you never know what they could be able to do to kick your butt.
81. When a Japanese geek does something different, he say "YATTA!"
82. If you're a congressman and a bomb blew up in NYC, all u have to do is blame it all on Sylar and you can be the next President
83. The best way to win poker is use Time manipulation
84. Don't freak about when someone u dunno is talking to u online...Cuz it might be Hana
85. Heroes is a very educational show. It teaches us that everyone is SPECIAL
86. People with dissociative identity disorder have shifting physical characteristics at different times.
87. Mothers rarely-if ever- act in a socially responsible manner regarding their children.
88. If you see a certain symbol repeatedly in seemingly innocuous items, you probably have superpowers. /||\|_/
89. Someone with the ability to heal, can also be cold hearted mob bass, that tries to facilitate the destruction of ten million plus people.
90. If someone right beside you is about to level NY, the best thing to do, is to back away and find cover.
91. Another way to annoy Sylar would be to call him Gabriel, tho I'm sure Gabey would make him even more annoyed.
92. Nathan and Peter's mother is a freaky-ass cold hearted bitch.
93. The future is not written in stone.
94. My mom love us as she love our dog (even if the theres more pictures of the dog in the house)
95. 5 years and a nuclear bomb can turn a shy, optimistic and high pitched japanese into an aggresive, negative sword wielding terrorist with slick hair and a soul patch(facial hair under the lip)
96. if u can't fly away from a death drop... heal instead.
97. Never visit a telekinetic killer freaky man for a talking, especially if you have a gun on your hands
98. Serial killers like spiked chai.
99. Serial killers don't like tuna sandwiches.
100. Whenever you achieve something, you should always say YATTA!
101. The best way to make people think your sexy is if you develop a fake British accent
102. Never go for the quarterback because they'll rape you.




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Re: 102 things we learned from Heroes [Re: Michael_Schwarz] #154080
09/14/07 15:19
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Re: 102 things we learned from Heroes [Re: rvL_eXile] #154081
09/14/07 16:56
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46. Ancient Samurai sword repairers are in the yellow pages.




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Re: 102 things we learned from Heroes [Re: Michael_Schwarz] #154082
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83. The best way to win poker is use Time manipulation


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Re: 102 things we learned from Heroes [Re: Inestical] #154083
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60. In order to look war torn and badass one must use an incredible amount of hair gel.




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