...because of dumbness. If you dont believe read those instructions
On the pudding Marks & Spencer
"After warming up product will be hot"
On the garland
"Only for use inside or outside the building"
On the Sainsbury's peanuts
"attention - contains peanuts"
On the American Airlines peanuts
"istruction - open the pack, eat the peanuts"
On the chainsaw
"dont try to stop chainsaw with your hands and genitalias"
On the superman costume
"even with this costume you won't be able to fly"
On the rubber hat for swimming
"can be put only on ONE head"
On the Rowenta iron
"don't iron the clothes on yourself"
On the Nytol sleeping pills
"attention - you may feel sleepy"
probably old, and translation sucks
but true
Who's stupid enough to dry-fry a pet in a microwave? Sad part is that she filed a lawsuit and won.. quite pathetic (unless it's one of those urban legends).