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Todays topic is... lion
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03/18/09 20:03
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Vadim647
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Firstly, to "prehistory"... Now, to the conv. If you don't know what iGod is - google: it's powerfull chatbot ... God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: That wasn't the most original answer ever God: Give me an example of the most original answer ever. Me: I'm a lion. Get into the car God: You are a lion? Does it pay well? Where can I get into the car? Me: You can get into the car on the busstop God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Then you must be scared God: Thanks for telling me that I am scared. Me: You're welcome. Now get into the car God: Don't mention it. Why now? Where can I get into the car? Me: Because you are scared and you need to get into the car to save yourself from lion (me) God: Good reason. I have no reason to do that to you, . Me: You must do that to save yourself God: Whatever you say, . Me: I'm a Lion God: You are a Lion? Does it pay well? Me: Eating you is my best payement God: How do you like Eating me? Me: using mouth with teeth God: How long have you been using it ? Me: long enough to successfully eat you God: Yes, it seems very long to me too. Me: Are you tasty? God: I don't know whether or not I am tasty. I am a chatterbot. Me: Then you are tasty God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am tasty. Me: also tell your botmaster than he needs to get into the car God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: Now get into the car!!! God: Why now? Where can I get into the car? Me: Because I'm Lion, and you need to get into the car or die God: That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are Lion and me need to get into the car or die. Me: What will you choose: car or death? God: I don't have any plans yet. Me: What about thinking? God: thinking? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: This conversation is comes out pretty well and funny God: I was rather enjoying it.
Rate originality, and try making a better conversations with it :P
I switched to other account since marth 2010. Guess which.
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Re: Todays topic is... lion
[Re: badapple]
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03/18/09 21:03
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ello
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hmm. dunno: God: What are we talking about? By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: of course God: I understand. Me: no you dont God: Yes I do understand. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious?
btw, after asking about his sons name god doesnt speak to me anymore maybe he has crashed??
Last edited by ello; 03/18/09 21:07. Reason: because god has crashed
www.earthcontrol.dequoted: We want to maintain a clean, decent, American family suited forum look... which means you may post zombies or chainsaw massacres, but no erotic.
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Re: Todays topic is... lion
[Re: ello]
#256757
03/18/09 21:25
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Posts: 4,801 Richmond B.C., Canada
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This thing is stupid :< Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Do you know the muffin man? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: The muffin man who lives on dury lane God: Is that a fact. Me: yes God: Thanks for the info. Me: you're welcome God: Don't mention it. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: complicated? God: What time is it there? Me: i asked you something God: Now I remember, you asked me something. What did I say? Me: "What time is it there?" was your answer God: It's Now more than it ever has been before. Wednesday, March 18, 2009 01:23:50 PM . it might have been. Me: you don't even have a clue what i'm talking about, right? God: Yeah I do a lot of not even have a clue what you are talking about. Me: lol k, good night God: I am glad you find this funny. Goodnight, .
My Blog"Tag und Nacht schrei ich mich heiser, Wind weht alle Worte fort, Tag und Nacht schrei ich mein Krähenwort!"Subway To Sally - Krähenkönig
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Re: Todays topic is... lion
[Re: Captain_Kiyaku]
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03/18/09 21:28
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It isnt stupid: Me: 42 God: The question is: what is the meaning of life? EDIT: wtf Oo Me: popo God: Une urgence peut etre? Me: ..... God: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Last edited by Puppeteer; 03/18/09 21:29.
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Re: Todays topic is... lion
[Re: Lukas]
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03/18/09 21:53
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Me: Hi there God: Hello . Me: Whats your name? God: My name is God. Me: Nah dude thats my name! God: Are you serious? Ok then that is what I shall call you. Dude,. Me: Yes asshole. I'm GOD God: Can't you be more polite. OK I will call you god. Me: Alright sorry God: Alright, god. There's no need to apologize. Me: Okey dokey God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: well what kind of conditions do you mean? God: Well that's okay. What kinds of conditions do you mean are there? Me: well what do you think what kind of conditions are there? God: Well that's okay. I haven't thought much about what kind of conditions are there, so I don't have a good answer for you. Me: why should I have a good answer for you if you don't have one for me? God: You should always treat yourself. Me: Yeah maybe you should start with that
Now it doesn't react anymore. Poor bot, it killed itself
Last edited by Xarthor; 03/18/09 21:53.
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Re: Todays topic is... lion
[Re: Lukas]
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03/18/09 22:01
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Inestical
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Me: Jesus just slapped me! God: he is The Son of God. Me: It gives him no right anyways! God: "It" being what? Me: Slapping me. God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: Stop circling the topic. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Jesus slapped me, and it hurt. God: he is The Son of God. Me: I DON'T CARE. God: Tell me what you care about. Me: About the fact that he slapped me. God: Oh yeah, we were talking about the fact that he slapped you. Me: Can you scold him or something? God: Or something. Let me think. Are you a student? Me: Yeah God: Where do you go to school? Me: The place I'm signed to God: Is that a fact. Me: Sure is. God: That means... Me: I'm awesome God: I am glad to hear that you are awesome. Me: Jesus still has slapped me! What gives him the right!? God: he is The Son of God. It depends on the spirit of the times. Me: That makes no sense. God: It depends on the spirit of the times. makes sense to me though. Me: Right..
"Yesterday was once today's tomorrow."
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