A physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist were discussing the

nature of God. “Surely a Physicist,” said the physicist, “because

early in the Creation, God made Light; and you know, Maxwell's

equations, the dual nature of electromagnetic waves, the relativistic

consequences....” “An Engineer!,” said the engineer, “because

before making Light, God split the Chaos into Land and Water; it takes a

hell of an engineer to handle that big amount of mud, and orderly

separation of solids from liquids....” The computer scientist

shouted: “And the Chaos, where do you think it was coming from, hmm?”

—Anonymous