oh my god... two of them

What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

I think he means exactly that:

"What do you mean?"

We would call it "zwickmuhle" or "dilemma".

I´ve noticed that you won´t get it the rude way.
I´ll try to explain, though my english is far from perfect...
It´s not intended as an offense - as I´ve said, I´ve realized that the rude style won´t change anything.

The reason why a lot of people are annoyed by your behaviour is, imo, your lack of irony.
This is not a bad thing, nor is it a reason to bash you.
But it leads to misunderstanding.

You got a simple hearted and honest manner and you should keep this - it´s a real treasure in our times.
Contemporary you should not take everything too seriously. Mostly we have to blame ourselves when other
people begin to bash, because mostly there is a reason for it.

So insteat of complaining "why everyone is so mean" in general we should ask
"why is everyone so mean to me?".

This gives you the advantage to change the situation by yourself.

But just look at all these threads where he's making fun of my name!

Give me a thread.

EDIT: For your lie, i won't forgive you. So i'll send the report. No mercy :P.

Don´t take guys like MokyjeBrute serious.
They are just trolling around and it seems that they have fun by insulting honest people.

You should just smile about such people. There only goal is to punish you. But they won´t punish you when you don´t take them serious. Insteat they will go away, very frustrated.

Btw, sorry for offtopic.
We´ll go straightaway to the daily business:

why dont' just post
www.xkcd.com

@fogman: Thank you for your advice! I'll do it.

To be On-Topic, here's a funny image:

That was a funny bug in the forums.
Where's the sad guy?

( Click on the image to see it better )