haha
BAM!
Yeah baby, yeah.
ouch.
fuck it.

How about:
* Player kills enemy
-Dang, nice rag doll physics!

* Weapon pickup
-Hm. Another view entity. Let's hope this one gets lit by dynamic lights.

* Player health low
-I have a bad feeling about this blinking panel over there...

:P

Kills enemy:
"Hey uh, YOU FUCK!"
"Yeahh, you're pretty dead there buddy!"
"I'm the goddamn juggernaut!"
"Bears, tigers... huuuumans? Do I look like I care what's the difference?"

Picks up weapon
"SHIT! The make 'em this big!?" (big gun)
"Piece? More like a whole goddamn pie" (big gun)
<mumble sounding like a complaint> (small gun)
"THIS, is for filling YOU, with LEAD!"
"DAMN talk about express delivery"

Low health:
"Gotta get me a doctor who don't ask questions"
"Yeahhh, playin' on the edge... I like that"
"Either YOU'RE missing every shot or I can't feel ma' leg! aww shit"
"Health? Health?! I don't need no goddamn health!"


(Some are a little long I guess but it'd be pretty neat to have a longer comment once in a while.)

I LOVE THESE.. lol, THIS WOULD MAKE THE GAME FUN AND FUNNY