lol, Dutch often sounds like a hardcore version of a German slang: "Was ist das? Ich raff hier nichts von, warum gehen all die Menschen off-topic...oh, sollte es wohl nicht in Niederländisch posten, ach, das ist eine Form von off-topic gehen :P"
English: "What´s that? I don´t get it, why are all these people going off-topic...oh, shouldn´t post it in Dutch, ach, that´s some kind of going off-topic :P"
Am I right with my translation?^^

does he look like a bitch?

certainly.

i like them titties...

edit: edit edit edit?
boobs... how are boob sgoing to help?
how are boobs NOT going to help?

Close enough to be able to make sense out of it, so yeah. xD


Where are my freaking cookies??!!

Zack and Miri make a porn quote:

Show me them tittieessss!!

hahahahaa

Hmm, I seem to be winning...

Smiley change:

There are now sailors with white shirt and white pants and blue colar. then there are sailors with blue pants white shrit and red colar, white pants and black shirt and red colar and sailors with blue pants black shirt and red colar.

but there are no sailors with white pants, white shirt and white colar...

cause that'd be racist.

This topic had better not die.

It's been 2 minutes in the making.