I win.

the real mario(!):

Wow.

That. Is freaky.

your mom.

I just got a new credit card with 500$ balance .
And, my NOD32 license is gonna expire in 5 days. Gotta download MS Security Essentials. BTW, did someone tried it?

for the straight men and gay girls:


for the straight girls and gay men:


for those who love hot chicks:


for me:


for lu:

I came.


EDIT: so did my gf. (and she was disgusted by me posting this so I thought i'd put a disclaimer that I was kidding and there was really no coming involved)

why, thank you. and yes... i've got somethin for spike too. consider this a late christmas present buddy.

You actually want to tell me two female homosapiens rubbing their soggy taste muscle full of enzymes together turns you on?

you actually want to tell me it doesnt?