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Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic
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Google translate sucks at the best of times, but this time its failures made it funny...
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I'm a man called son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him son of a bitch?"
Girl: "He touched my hand."
Priest: "For example?" (And he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breasts."
Priest: "For example?" (And he touched her breasts)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pulled me, Father."
Priest: "For example?" (And he pulled it out)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That is no reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he has his you know what into my you know what stuck."
Priest: "For example?" (And he sticks his you know what into her you know what)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "This is not a reason to call him son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he has AIDS!"
Priest: "SON OF HOOKERS!"
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Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic
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06/15/10 20:34
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I really wish I could read german so I could really see the flaws...
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Re: The Go-Off-Topic Topic
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06/15/10 23:53
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