@Joey: Ha ha, but that probably belongs on the Fun Thread. This is the boring thread.

My moment:




TheOatmeal is the most awesome....111!!!11!!!!1eleven!!!!...4evazandthelulz!

You know a service has hit an all time low when they promise a response in 48 hours and give it in a month.

I stopped caring about Starhawk when I found out it only has two-player split screen. Do they not know why Warhawk was so great?

Jibb

I wish I had an original copy of A Link to the Past instead of the gameboy version, which has a smaller display, annoying tie-in gameplay elements, and modified sound effects.

I am at a total loss of words to describe my anticipation for RAGE. I almost never feel this way about a game.

lol about 50% more testicles.... so the guy not only has to fend of a mountain lion with a heavy chainsaw, but he also gets to be genitally deformed? BAD DAY

Off-topic: I fucking love my job.

nice. then go back to work

I just got an idea for a game whereby the player is a sniper in a very realistic world with call of duty level of graphics, etc. etc. Everything is very realistic except for the fact that all the people are stickmen with "rage comic" faces.

So the objective is that as a sniper, you are payed infinite monies to assassinate people of pomp and power. So you're dropped off at some pristine mansion where some dude is holding a party and you set off a bomb that causes the entire place to explode... sending dozens of little raging stickmen all over the place with 1337 physix. And if you snipe a rage man in the face while he's raging, he explodes like a creeper and you get bonus points.

Ironically and humorously enough, you are also a stickman... although this is not apparent from your first-person perspective, as you see realistic arms holding your weapons and such.

Whatdayathink?