I am a noob and I need a tutorial on water pixel shaders.
I have water in my level but it is not pixel shaded.

I see all these pixel shaders here but I have no idea what to do with them. Is there a noob step by step tutorial for pixel shaders? Like how do I get it in my level? What goes where?

I just want some nice looking water but I dont understand the AUM 34.

Since you consider yourself a noob, why not start with the basics first? I don't want to be rude, but usually people don't start with pixelshaders first, before understanding the basic c-scripting (like AUM 34, which explains the 'realistic water' pretty good).... Also note that in AUM 34, there's no pixelshader applied, so you'd have to search for a shader code elsewhere (use the search function in the forum and type for example 'water' )
Also when you search more, finding some different shaders, you'll see how to implement them too, since generally there are always people who don't know this, and when asked it'll be in that thread....

Cheers