Well, at least someone here agrees with me...
I really like the fact that GDOG think he ONLY needs to know how to turn his compter into a server, to make an a*skicking MMORPG!
Well, OK. I'll tell you.
1) You unscrew everything you can on your pc
2) Inside you'll see a bunch of wires. You need to cut only 2. Look for a a black and red wire, tied together. If you cut them, it will incerase the processing speed.
3) To get more memory, paint your hard drive with black paint, because the drive capacity depends on the sunlight, and black color atracts that light.
4) To further increase capacity and speed, uninstall all the unnecessary software, like Antivirus, Firewall etc.
5) And download an Anti-spyware program, this is very important. Browse some porn sites to get that piece of software.

Do this, and "BOOM" - you have your very own high-sped server. Press the little black button on it's back, and that's what it takes to get game files too your 1'000'000 clients. Happy game making!
Oh, and you must continue to write everything Like This, Because That Is Really L33t, And It Shows You Are A Serious 13-Year-Old.