I'd have to go Option 4. Insanity.

a) God has a sense of humour, see file under "Woman"

b) God doesn't go by quite the same set of rules as we do, case in point some of the previous posts: 'bodys as lease' argument above, strategy 2 works from the basis tha God sees the bigger picture, which means he may have justification for the "removal" of certain areas of humanity, or the earth or whatever his "target" may have been.

I personally don't think He creates earthquakes when bored, but I do believe he could be counted culpable, given he left us in charge

Don
have a great day