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The 'chaos' of natural disasters and so forth is just a consequence of the lack of His presence.


God's lack of presence is certainly something we can agree upon - welcome to Atheism. Maybe this could even hint how to defend Him?

Back in the courtroom, the prosecutor has meanwhile finished his speech. He demands a total of 58,259,125 years in prison for God: 25 years per count of each of the 60,000 killings in Lisboa plus the 2,270,365 killings God boasted about in the Old Testament. Due to God's support of terrorists, the prison term is to be spent in Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo.

God has meanwhile shaven, showered, and is wearing a cheap gray business suit that makes Him look like a harmless insurance agent. He's put on a suspiciously confident smirk. Could he have found a defense strategy after all? His lawyer carries a big stack of books before the judge and demands them to be registered as evidence for the defense. The tension in the court room reaches boiling point. The journalists on the press balcony almost break their necks to catch a glimpse on the book covers. What books might that be?