LOL! Here, you can have this booger, I picked ya a winner! It's free too!

I got an idea. Lets take a car and put 4 different sized wheels on it, cut it in half and weld the front half to the back bumper inverted and backwards, wrap it in a deep dish Chicago style pizza, then deep fry it until it is golden brown.

Next, convince everyone that this new car is better than every other car out there.

Also, we can give them away free and tell everyone to send us post cards of where they went in their new car. Then we take all of the post cards sent to us by owners of the OLD version of the car and and put them our web page to use as an advertisement for the NEW version of the car.

No seriously, I'm talking about cars...