Originally Posted By: Irish_Farmer
That's one of the worst arguments against God's existence I've ever heard. No offense.


I'm sorry to dissapoint. In my inferior mind the arguement did made sense..

a=God doesn't appear because he wants people to believe in him
b=Christians brag all the time that the complexity of intelligent design proves a creator, so:

a:God requires faith to exist (major premise)
b:Int. Design proves a God (minor premise)
ergo God doesn't exist (conclusion)

So, either you need to review your Bible that says God doesn't show up because he wants to give people freedom of choice or say that Int. Design doesn't really prove God but you can't have the pie and eat it too cause the two together clash (like a zillion other things in this religion).

Originally Posted By: broozar
and where's the "fun", you promised in the thread title?


It's there, you just missed it.


Anyway, since I don't really want to turn this into yet another discussion about you know what, I'll turn this into a religion humour thread instead.. Here's three more for starters... They're from the book "The naked jape" by Jimmy Carr, (Jimmy Carr=yet another comedy genious if you ask me)


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I was walking across a bridge and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. So I ran over and said, 'Stop! Don't do it. There's so much to live for!'

He said, 'Like what?'
I said, 'Well, are you religious?'
'Yes.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?'
'Christian.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?'
'Protestant.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?'
'Baptist.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?'
He said, 'Baptist Church of God.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?'
'Reformed Baptist Church of God.'
I said, 'Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?'
He said, 'Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.'
I said, 'DIE, HERETIC SCUM!' and I pushed him off.

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St Peter decides to take the day off to go fishing, so Jesus offers to keep an eye on the Pearly Gates. He is not sure what to do, so Peter tells him to find out a bit about people as they arrive in heaven, and this will help him decide if he can let them in. After a while, Jesus sees a little old man with white hair approaching who looks very, very familiar. He asks the old man to tell him about himself. The old man says, 'I had a very sad life. I was a carpenter and had a son who I lost at a relatively young age, and although he was not my natural child, I loved him dearly.'
Jesus welled up with emotion. He threw his arms around the old man and cried, 'Daddy!'
The old man replied, 'Pinocchio?'


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Some nuns are renovating a church and getting very hot and sweaty. The Mother Superior suggests they take off their clothes and work naked. The nuns agree but bolt the church door as a precaution. They've all stripped down when there's a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' says the Mother Superior.
A voice replies, 'It's the blind man!'
The Mother Superior opens the door, and the man says, 'Hey, nice tits, Sister. Where do you want these blinds?'

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