okay, i dont want any gruesome or idiotic stuff in here. we talk about real food...

"Original Tiroelr Kaiserschmarren"
Basically, this is a scrambled omlett, but its important to understand that this is yet something diferent.
we take two eggs, and while most cookng noobs woudl take milk, we dont. two eggs and flour. scramble everythign together until you get a thick liquid. it has to eb thick enough to stick but liquid enough to flow.
now, heat up some butter, not oil. butter is important. once its hot, just pour the dough into the pan. use a wooden or plastic cooking spoon and scrambleit while frying it.
always keep the dough in motion, or else it burns, wich is bad.
after a few minutes, teh dough is done. its golden yellow now, and very "flaumig" whateer that means in english.

now, put it onto some plate or whatever you people eat from and put sugar over it. just sugar. can be normal sugar or powder sugar, but just sugar. and you are done.
it should look like this:


can additionally be served with some cranberries. best served with milk.