because this game is superspecialawesome and would be even more superspecialawesome with a multiplayer mode and because i am so superspecialawesome that i can finish it in one month and i think some other people would think it is superspecialawesome because they can look at the superspecialawesome source code and learn superspecialawesome stuff from it.
superspecialawesome isn't it?

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